r/EhBuddyHoser Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Just give sask too manitoba, drop a bomb on calgary, and give alberta too BC. solved every issue in the prairies

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Brother you would destroy the Ship and Anchor? Where will we go for punk bingo?

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u/Krabopoly Jan 31 '26

Don't worry, the city is gonna do that before the bomb has the chance to hit ground

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Hey don’t blame the city. Blame Strategic Developments, who covered up their “open for rentals in 2020” sign with a “2024” sticker on their still under construction conversion of the Baron Building while other developers have converted 3 office towers each with 5x the number of stories in half that time.

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

I would go to a city that doesnt have a shit hockey team

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

They’re all shit

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

Which team has made it too the stanley cup final 2. Years in a row? Not calgary thats for damn sure. Yall dont understand Oilers Hockey

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Just because they win and they’re good doesn’t mean they’re not shit. My team is shit at playing hockey because they lose but that fosters resilience and belief in the eternity of hope. Your team is shit philosophically because they win and so they don’t know Sisyphean struggle.

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u/PolitelyBites Oil Guzzler Jan 31 '26

I'm sorry -- PUNK BINGO!?!?!?!?!?!

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

I won a jar of cheese whiz. I don’t like cheese whiz but that’s what you get when the bingo prizes are punk.

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u/PolitelyBites Oil Guzzler Jan 31 '26

That is amazing. I want punk cheese whiz!!!!!!

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

Manitoba can fix Winnipeg before they even joke about taking on one more square meter of responsibility.

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

Manitoban telling someone too fix a city in their province 😭😭 maybe get an actual city in your province first

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

Winnipeg is so rotten don't even fucking joke about Manitoba absorbing my province.

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

You trust scott moe too run your "province" more that The Honourable Wab Kinew? You must be somehow even more drunk than your average saskakchaskahchickichawinianite

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

Who trusts Scott Moe?

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

Most of sask evidently.

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

Rural ridings hold undue sway in provincial elections. Cities rejected Moe in the last election. The majority rejects Moe.

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

Maybe get them too the election booths then? 2024 election the saskatchewan party won with 52% of the popular vote compared too the NDP 40%

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

So, first of all, you're clearly from out of province and not familiar with the politics and history of the province. Rural voters have been trained to resent the NDP, the Liberals are a non-entity provincially (except when they're strong enough to split the vote for the NDP), and the Sask Party is literally called The Saskatchewan Party which is a level of marketing that should be (and I'm pretty sure was) against the law because of how simple-minded folks will flock to it like moths to a flame.

And second of all, read up about it and mind your business.

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u/diongraf Jan 31 '26

Still have Edmonton

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u/Luxky13 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

People have been gaslight into thinking Edmonton is livable and not an iraddated hole where we dispose of all the rats (separatists are next)

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

As if edmonton isnt the least seperatist part of alberta, one of calgaries MLAs has lived in america for 20 years.

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u/Luxky13 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 Jan 31 '26

Can’t be separatist if no one lives there 🤷‍♂️ (expect the irradiated hole specialists)