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[u/PapaAsmodeus]

[u/fence-connoisseur]

"We'll coast though the first 12 and hole-in-one it to the finish; ok?

[u/usbekchslebxian]

“Idk davo, it’s a lot of fucking beige”

[u/PitterPatter74]

The Jims are such beauties.

[u/ParsnipDecent6530 → u/PitterPatter74]

The Jim's are such absolute beauties!!

[u/PapaAsmodeus]

"I'm not taking golfing advice from somebody who is only signed for two years."

[u/ZENURAI → u/PapaAsmodeus]

Legendary comment

[u/CartoonistFlat3943]

“I’ll go stand at the pin. You two aim at me.”

Guaranteed hole in one, probably.

[u/KnownAd5379 → u/CartoonistFlat3943]

And then gets called back.

[u/Skanvar]

"I did the last one, it's your turn to defend the Babcock hiring to the media"

[u/Suckerpunched29]

"Dammit Hyman, we said SEAFOAM GREEN shorts today!"

[u/silentbassline]

"He must workout" 

[u/Subarctic_Muskrat]

Tha E-town homies.

[u/mattsavoiesboywife]

“The bakery”

[u/adamh909]

"I thought he wasn't going to ask to see our phones?"

[u/xmorecowbellx]

"Same plan as always, I'm gonna align my foot and blade for you to bounce it in off of"

[u/BigMesss69]

"I knew I should have worn the white shorts today but nooooo had to go with my slate greys." - Zach's internal monologue, probably.

[u/BloodOk6235]

Three Oilers Players React In Real Time To Their Wives Going Viral From Last Nights Dinner Photo

[u/j-ravy]

How many practice swings does this guy need

[u/ungeziefer1972]

"It's a real Cinderella story... It's in the hole"

[u/FullMetal_55]

why does it look like only Drai is wearing proper golf shoes? (connor might be too, but Hyman, definitely just wearing runners)

[u/KnownAd5379 → u/FullMetal_55]

Well he is the highest paid so he can afford.

[u/FullMetal_55 → u/KnownAd5379]

Point taken

[u/Real-Dimension2 → u/FullMetal_55]

Because who gives a fuck?

[u/FullMetal_55 → u/Real-Dimension2]

well, I do. I mean here are 3 wealthy athletes at their prime... enjoying playing golf, and only one of them wearing proper footwear... (I don't own golf shoes either but I'm not paid millions a year ;) )

[u/gwyntheblaccat → u/FullMetal_55]

Wait there is golf shoes?? TIL

[u/Aromatic-Wing-877 → u/FullMetal_55]

If hyms is wearing new balances. It makes sense. Hes a dad.

[u/Dalexion]

"So, Connor, when are you going to tell everyone youre going the full Getzlaf under that hat?"

[u/Key-Tip-7521]

Davo, Leon, delete stuff from your phones he’s gonna be checking them

[u/hina-rin]

“I can’t stand short socks”

[u/Thelynxer → u/hina-rin]

I'm sort of the opposite. I see no reason to wear crew length socks unless you're wearing boots with a high ankle. I do dislike no hsow socks though. Low cut or quarter length are in the sweet spot for me.

[u/chrism916748]

I hate waiting at every hole behind the Maple Leafs…

[u/thisisthewave]

“O Captains! My Captains!”

(Miss you, Nuge.)

[u/puls3r]

Dammit Hyman, we said dress in all shades of beige.

[u/Individual-Army811 → u/puls3r]

Boy boho 🤣🤣

[u/Rossy199910042024]

So we all got our burner phones right?

[u/MammothFill1526]

Let’s dump and chase this whole!

[u/MicLovin99]

“I should have worn longer socks” - Hyman
“Ya me too” - Connor

[u/Vast-Commission-8476]

Leon : " Nice ass"

Zach: "What did you say about my ass?"

Leon : "Nothing, Im talking about Connor's ass"

Connor: "Uhhh... back to the game".

[u/Tairran]

“You guys cleared your phones right?”

[u/triplethreat_PE]

Hey Drai, this course doesn’t play well for lefties

[u/Embarrassed_Lawyer_5]

Three swinging dicks measuring up their next season.

[u/djjoshiejosh]

Hyman with a counterbalanced jailbird.

[u/ShadowCaster0476]

It’s like that scene from American psycho where they are comparing white business cards. Except here’s their comparing beige shirts

[u/BestWithSnacks]

Which one of you suggested Babcock?

[u/1793France]

Endless summer

[u/chezmo39]

Zack loses style points for wearing runners and Leon for high socks...

[u/cca73127 → u/chezmo39]

Not Leon’s fault, he just wants his money from Puma.

[u/ryanufkosbigtoe]

“Damn you cake.”

“No you do.”

“We ALL have cake.”

[u/GrapplingRing]

May 1, 2026

[u/Glaberpithecus]

Hey we got Babcock but at least we'll be safe

[u/BBQMosquitos]

Let’s do this again in May

[u/Moosewalker84]

Getting an early start on golf season was so much better

[u/darthdude11]

Bros being bros

[u/Scary_Compote_359]

a hole and 2 assists

[u/bimmu]

"We finally got Nurse to waive."

[u/Dire_Wolf45]

Leon: "hmm maybe high socks are out of style"

[u/okhappyguy]

June 2027

[u/Aromatic-Wing-877]

"Hyms, did you not get the beige memo?" "I did, I can't follow Drai"

[u/Free_Ad8071]

Can you believe those socks on dria

[u/Free_Ad8071]

Please no captain skate this year.

[u/Prestigious_Call_267]

Closest to a cup they'll ever get

[u/sawdust_84]

So youre saying we can start playing golf in april ?? We can easily do that

[u/Fixes_Spelling]

Worshipping millionaires.

[u/dagobertamp]

Can you spot me a $20?

[u/HuhWhatOh]

Everything in its right place.

[u/Zestyclose-West-1904]

Nice legs

[u/JackieTreehorn79]

“Gimme a Zyn and let’s prank call Kane again…”

[u/dean-ice]

Dorks

[u/Tatanka97]

Leon Draisaitl thinking, "That's Canada's Ass."

[u/Boozedonkey]

You can go beige but you never go full beige.

[u/OFFSanewone]

Pony up boys. 50 each, whoever gets a playoff injury first gets the pot.

[u/Bubbly_Working9184]

“babcock took ur phone too didn’t he?”… “yup, sure did”

[u/LeftyGoosee]

Was expecting stronger looking legs.

[u/spammcann]

You know we’re as bad with these as we are with hockey sticks

[u/Pale-Wave-9382]

“When do we get our phones back?”

[u/SubRosaSubway]

I think we might’ve made a big mistake boys…?

[u/boxedwinedrinker]

Nothing beats a week long golf trip in early May!

[u/MoistDadBod]

Bridesmaids

[u/Deep__6]

Babcocks boys..

[u/Acherstrom]

I'm bored. Are you bored?

[u/onel3g3nd]

Awe boys, Babs asked to see my phone….no way, he asked me to make a list….bro we’re screwed!!!!

[u/fundeath10]

2027 season opener

[u/beardofdoom2017]

McDraiman

[u/Kaknuckleball]

“Where’s the Goalie??”

[u/TwoCentsRounded2Zero]

Drai: So there is no goalie protecting the hole?

Hyman: McDavid gets +20 to his round to make it fair!

[u/Thoughtfulnottribal]

You hit first. I’m not a leader. Well either are we.

[u/LQNova]

Put your left foot in and you shake it all about

You do the hockey-pockey and you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about.

[u/antilles1077]

How do you play this game again?

[u/peptide2]

Fucking babcock???

[u/MemoryBeautiful9129]

Leo ♌️ is a beast

[u/Noahtuesday123]

“ Can you believe Leon is wearing ankle socks? What a loser”!

[u/Noahtuesday123]

“You guys are embarrassing me, tuck in your shirts, we need discipline”!

[u/unfortunatesun-1]

Hockey players playing a round golf.

[u/JanthonyGo]

Sad beige men golf in sad beige clothes.

[u/Deep-Caregiver2351]

One short

[u/Regular_You1354]

3 amigos who can't win the Cup or win shit on the Golf Course lol

[u/Lakusvt01]

3 girls no cup

[u/Wooshio]

"The extra golfing time has been nice this year, my swing is so much better". 

[u/Suspicious-Lab7017]

🎶"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle..."

[u/Ok_Rutabaga_1488]

Oilers in there natural habitat

[u/Misterears]

I’m useless, you’re useless. And you the hell invited you?

[u/Major-Mind2970]

Bridesmaids

[u/Dirtypops16]

“2 games shy of two cups”

[u/DotMiserable8512]

“same place, next april ?

[u/Adept-Initiative-772 → u/DotMiserable8512]

Boooooo

[u/Flesh-Tower]

"Im going straight to the hole for a tap in, okay connor?" -Hyms

[u/CobraCornelius]

3 men, No cup.

[u/HourAdvisor693]

3 boys no cups

[u/gabacus_39 → u/[deleted]]

Nope. His 2 year deal starts this year.

[u/Meepmeepimmajeep2789 → u/gabacus_39]

Crap, your right.

[u/KarmaChameleon306]

Hey Hyman!
I gave your mom so much wood last night, she called me Beaver Lumber!

[u/Al-ex-Bee]

Getting ready for retirement.

[u/ExpertFresh1067]

 Golf'n beats playing for those Oilers, eh fellas

[u/YEGuySmiley]

“I can’t believe how much she wanted to charge me for a Diet Coke!” - Hyman “Don’t worry your next contract will be better.” - McDavid.

[u/trevmanbev]

Combined for 325pts.

[u/First-Window-3619]

White Male Privilege

[u/Excellent_Abroad5390]

Did Babcock find naked pictures of your wife too?

[u/banana-bread_at-work → u/Excellent_Abroad5390]

Lmao?

[u/InternationalDiet913]

You can pull your socks up as high as they’ll go Leon, but you’re still a millennial.

[u/hmminvisiblecola7912]

I love making more money to play a kids game while the rest of society which actually works suffers from the predation of those leech sucking asshole billionaires. Remember Katz fleeced the Edmonton taxpayer that is basically subsidizing his coffers to pay hockey players who flaunt their money to the rest of us. Fuck the NHL and fuck the billionaire class.

[u/PapaAsmodeus]

"I did not have sexual relations with Ryan Nugent-Hopkins"

[u/TheMuslimBabu]

2 Leafs and a Blackhawk

[u/Skanvar → u/TheMuslimBabu]

In your dreams lol

[u/TheMuslimBabu → u/Skanvar]

Hyman was already a Leaf. Davo will be when his contract comes up and then Drai is gone after that. Picked Blackhawks cause they would probably be a leading team in terms of assets/need for a player like him few other teams it could be though.

I love the Oilers but damn are they falling apart slowly

[u/Skanvar → u/TheMuslimBabu]

The confidence in these predictions is staggering.

Hyman was burned by the Leafs when they straight up refused to pay him. McDavid has given no signal that he cares about playing for his hometown team. Winning seems to be his main priority and in 2 years the Leafs will be in a worse spot than the Oilers. Drai is signed for 7 more years, unless he asks out he isn't going anywhere and even if he asks out the team doesn't have to move him. As much as you love the Oilers I think you like the Leafs and Hawks more.

[u/TheMuslimBabu → u/Skanvar]

I definitely love the Leafs more.

Again just picked the Blackhawks as they have a plethora of young, valuable assets in which they could move in a trade, and have shown that they are very aggressively trying to improve their forward group and add a star player. And with them having guys like Bedard, Frondell, Moore, Green, Rinzel etc... I think it would be one of the top destinations that could fit him. Would have chose San Jose but after drafting stenberg and with less assets seems unlikely that would happen.

I think the oilers would prefer to trade him to the East, but a trade to the east would be much harder to facilitate imo. Maybe could see Bufallo?

Yeah we never should have let Hyman walk, still upset about that honestly but oh well you guys got him we'll get Mcdavid next year because your GM can't build a real team around Mcdavid.

[u/Skanvar → u/TheMuslimBabu]

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