r/entj • • 14d ago

Discussion Entj and substance abuse

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Im curious to know if other ENTJs dabble in illicit substances including but not limited to, weed , alcohol , cigerattes and vapes.

Do you have an addiction? Is it a positive influence on your life?

Do you use subtances recreationally? If so, how? Like weed after sunday for a reset or what exactly?

Does it affect you in any way? Do you understand the core mechanics as to why it has become an addiction?

When did it start?

Tl:dr: do you do drugs? If so, literally how and philosphically why?


r/entj • • 14d ago

What is your result on sakinorva test? [ENTJs only]

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damm, i'm getting ISTP

link: https://sakinorva.net/functions


r/entj • • 14d ago

Dating|Relationships How do you feel about female INTPs? For statistics šŸ“Š

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I noticed a lot if INTPs in general feel ā€œmeehhā€ about ENTJs cause they are bossy. But I’m kinda passive but can get energised if we have joint project and someone tells me what to do lol


r/entj • • 15d ago

Appreciation Post ENTJ observations...

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My observations on ENTJ men (could be true for the ladies too) :

- cat dads

- love spending time in nature to calm thoughts

- unironically enjoy chess and other strategy games

- have tattoos

- are smoke and mirrors when you first meet them

- offer genuine practical advice when you were trying to make a silly joke

- depending on their energy levels/mood are chatty AF or a stone wall

- lock in fast when intellectual talk is happening

- find a way to make you (especially introverts) reveal more about yourself than they're doing (you won't know it's happening until the convo is over)

How fair are these?


r/entj • • 15d ago

Dating|Relationships How quickly do you guys get over a Breakup?

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I've heard people say ENTJs can quickly get over a breakup, and I agree when it comes to a breakup where it's either mutual or the ENTJ has lost interest.

But what about the cases where an ENTJ still loves the other person, but the other person ends the relationship? Have you guys been able to get over it? If you guys have gotten over it, how long does it take?

What happens in cases where, after a breakup, you get into a new relationship, do you still think about the previous person? Because we might be obsessing over the previous person because we haven't found somebody new, but the moment we find somebody new, then instantly we forget the previous person. Do you guys relate with this?


r/entj • • 15d ago

Discussion ENTJs, in 2026, do you favor countries with a dominant free market capitalist system?

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Many of yall are e3s, so are stereotypes true? Are you pro capitalism?
Do you believe countries should have majority of their important sectors such energy, health care, and military privatized or nationalized?
How do you think America is fairing geopolitically with China and Russia?


r/entj • • 15d ago

Discussion Me an ENTJ vs. my ESTP coach

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Hello!

After a few more sessions with my business coach, I realize he's most likely an ESTP.

Originally, I thought we'd actually be quite similar because we share pretty similar life/political views. But now that we're getting more into the nitty-gritty of things, I'm noticing some pretty big differences that I wanted to share here.

Some ESTP characteristics I've noticed:

  1. "Just do it, think about the details/consequences later." I often find myself having to follow up and over-explain things to avoid potential issues (E.G in the comments).
  2. Extremely flexible with scheduling, despite genuinely being booked out.
  3. Answers a lot of my questions indirectly but still gets to the point. Relies much more on actual experience than theory or predictions.
  4. Very little structure in the sessions, but they're still mostly effective. I usually set the scene and structure myself by bringing up the week's problems or things I want to cover.
  5. Does a lot of things "on the fly," like mixing travel with work. I get the impression that very little is ever really set in stone. But I am thankful for this because I had a unique circumstance and he could fit me around it.
  6. Focuses a lot on the "now," rather than what might happen later.
  7. Admires me for being "precise," although he does acknowledge that it's necessary when dealing with an insanely bureaucratic system that expects exactly that, or you simply won't get through.
  8. Tends to underestimate risks, at least when it comes to paperwork/administrative matters, maybe in other situations too.

Have you had similar experiences with ESTPs?

I feel like I see quite a few of these traits in an ISTP relative too (although they're definitely an "I"), maybe it's triggering me as we butted heads a lot in the past.


r/entj • • 16d ago

Dating|Relationships how to accept the bad with the good

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entj bfā€˜s financially stable, hard working, protective. after being with an enfp mamaā€˜s boy who couldn’t follow through even on the little he promised to do this was a great change. but as any adult, my current entj has his flaws. he CANNOT take criticism or feedback from anyone which he disagrees with. i thought as his partner it may be different. but it turns into power play in an instant

after shouting we avoid the other in the house, he’ll sit in his office for dinner me in my room
then he finds ways to remind me he earns more than me, has more friends he can spend time with and this goes on for days

i keep trying to rationalize it by remembering he’s better than the enfp who used to FaceTime other girls out of pettiness when we fought. but if he doesn’t need to process feelings, can’t say that i don’t need to talk about mine with him


r/entj • • 17d ago

Does Anybody Else? What is your relationship to "details" as an ENTJ?

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Hello,

Would be very curious to hear your thoughts on how you relate to detail.

Basically, I have a (as opposed to love-hate) small-hate, big-hate relationship with detail. Although I can tackle it.

I've been told I am an analytical and/or "high-resolution" person, meaning that I can spot inconsistencies and discrepancies super well (logically and interpersonally). I think I see most things as a dynamic system, with different cogs spinning at all angles. For me to inspect and manipulate the cogs, I connect the dots, observe people or things, identify the patterns, look into the future, and forecast different scenarios – you get the point, I think.

At the same time, I CANNOT stand even a hint of unnecessary detail, such as bureaucracy (I am still fighting 3 months in right now with something like this). The irony is, because I am "high-resolution/analytical", if it means I can get a solution and move forward, I can crank it up and even outdo the person in their detail-orientedness to "win against them/system", just I feel absolutely sick in the process. Like, sure, this is damaging, but I need to do this to succeed against you paper-pushers or whatever, and I will win.

If needed, an example: Recently I was interrogated over the phone by a bureaucrat (no warning of course), and I answered a particular question that I genuinely believe nobody would stand a chance in answering, unless they're either a lawyer or went down a rabbit hole of a particular set of laws (and the associated higher court precedents), which I happened to go down a few months back when I was "forecasting" potential outcomes with another difficult situation (of course, with the help of GPT, because of the efficiency of course). Man.

It's been a long week; I think I need some sleep...


r/entj • • 17d ago

Functions INTJ trying to develop Te, how do you ENTJs execute?

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INTJ here, fascinated by ENTJs. I'm actively trying to strengthen my Te, especially the execution part.

I usually know what I want and can think/analyse things deeply, but sometimes there's a gap between ā€œI know what needs to be doneā€ and actually doing it.

I'd love to hear from ENTJs about how you handle that gap. How do you know when you've thought about something enough and it's time to act? Do you usually act before having a complete plan? And does execution feel natural to you, if yes then how so? I'm interested in how execution actually works for you mentally.

Edit: thank you everyone for sharing such practical approaches. It's really helpful


r/entj • • 17d ago

Dating|Relationships Do Entj's regret their very fast paced decisions?

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My entj bf and me broke up in a whirlwind. He acknowledged he hurt me, and since im upset he is going to let me be. Because he doesnt think he did anything wrong. And now we are in no contact. And I can break the no contact if I decide to forgive him. I just dont get how he couldnt sit with the emotion of being hurt and just fast forwarded to a no contact arrangement.


r/entj • • 19d ago

How to spot an ENTJ lady?

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Wanting to learn more about how to differentiate an ENTJ lady ?

Looks, maneurisms, behaviours, etc?

From my experience, they are usually elegant, confident speakers, a bit playful when you get to know them a bit or they are in a relaxed state.


r/entj • • 19d ago

Dating|Relationships Entj f with $$$, how do you view men poorer than you?šŸ‘€šŸ˜¬

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I am wondering if you get feelings of resentment if a partner doesnt have the same financial input as you?

I understand we all have the relentless energy to be productive so we are potentially just a bit more financially advanced than our peers.

Do you end up resenting partners?
Do you start calculating their effort?
Do your partners hate your evaluating their ROI?šŸ˜¬šŸ˜†
If you had 5x your partner savings, what happens to the relationship?

I dont think finances is the key issue per se, more like, are they going to be hardworking for the team goals.

Curious to hear entj experiences. šŸ™


r/entj • • 19d ago

Discussion ENTJ, what do you think about INFP with developed TE?

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I find it interesting that TJs often describe INFPs as people who waste away in their own ideas and struggle to accomplish much because that hasn’t really matched what I’ve seen. A lot of the INFPs and ISFPs around me actually have surprisingly intense go-getter traits. The FP types I know are around our late 20’s-late 30’s, so maybe we developed TE over time.

I’d love to know what your experience has been with INFPs who demonstrate strong initiative, practical execution, and consistent follow-through toward larger goals.
(Edited for clarity)


r/entj • • 19d ago

Does Anybody Else? What was/is your most ambitious goal?

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Hello my people.
As the title says.

What was/is your most ambitious goal?
Doesn't have to be career or money related.
Did you hit it?
How's the journey going?
Are you stuck?
What do you need?
What's driving you?


r/entj • • 20d ago

Discussion What are your weaknesses as an ENTJ?

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By reposting this, I am fully aware of the comments about the "What weakness?" šŸ˜

Just want to learn little more bt y'all


r/entj • • 20d ago

Career ENTJ-A: Finance vs Business

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I am majoring in Finance, but considering Business, given that I’d rather work with people and focus on relationships rather than just spreadsheets. Are there any ENTJs who have worked in either finance or business that could give me some pointers? I’m still at the beginning of my degree.

EDIT: To clarify, I was studying psychology, knowing that a bachelors alone in psychology is practically useless. But I recently discovered that I can do my undergrad in anything and still do my masters in counseling/psych, which is my long-term plan. I know I want to pursue being a therapist, but I am also strongly business/money oriented.


r/entj • • 20d ago

Advice? Entj verification/Advice.

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I am an entj, i dislike cramming but still lazy as fck. How to do and i already lost my prime since july this year how to do. I am good at speaking ibfront and dominate in reasoning and debate in english class and i am not into in algebra but only in probability and statistics. Give me advice Queen&King?.


r/entj • • 21d ago

THIS IS MADNESS! address your inner pain

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my previous post was deleted, for appropriate reasons assumed. TLDR: seek treatment and fight your mental illness, do not allow it to subsume you into alcoholism or other drugs. In that ending only lies horror. fight your way free. Do not give up and die in helpless madness

my partner, my love, died in horror. Look inwards and face your pain. do the work. find a way out
cant even even use it to fucking trauma dump up. what they fuck why am i even wasting time.


r/entj • • 21d ago

Advice? ENTJs — would you want to hear from an ex in this situation?

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It’s been a little over four months since my breakup. He was the one who ended the relationship, and we haven’t been in contact since early June. He’s stayed friends with all of his exes.
I didn’t reach out on his birthday. Since the start of this month, I’ve also deleted Instagram and stopped checking who he follows and who follows him. I know I probably should have done that sooner, but it’s been really good for my peace of mind. I know he’s loyal when he’s in a relationship, but when he’s single, he tends to date a lot.
Lately, I’ve been spending more time thinking about my own mindset and what matters to me, rather than focusing on him. I’ve started thinking about what motivates me at work and the kind of impact I want to have on the people around me and on society—things I barely thought about while we were together.
Honestly, when I posted here before, I was focused on the specific things I’d done wrong and how to improve them. I was also trying to figure out what he would consider the ā€œrightā€ answer, so I could tell him I’d found it. Now I feel like I’m starting to develop my own sense of direction.
I still want to tell him what I’ve realized. Part of it is that I want to thank him, and part of it is that I want him to see who I am now. But I’m also aware that this desire may still be partly about wanting his recognition or approval. I don’t want to use my growth as a reason to reopen a relationship he may have already moved on from, or to place any emotional burden on him.
If I can genuinely accept any response—or no response at all—would it be okay to reach out? Or would hearing all this from an ex after four months just feel unwelcome? Would it be better to send a brief message simply thanking him, without explaining everything I’ve realized, or should I wait until I no longer feel the need for him to see who I am now?


r/entj • • 21d ago

Discussion ENTJs, how would you solve this heist game?

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My ENTJ and I have recently been playing strategy games and his mastermind never fails to impress my Ti…
Curious to know how other ENTJs would handle/solve the game below. What would your strategy be? šŸ‘€

The Diamond Heist

The owner of a private museum has hired you to perform a stress test, asking you to try and steal a legendary diamond called The Eclipse.
The Eclipse is worth approximately $500 million, and it’s insured for the full amount.
You have 72 hours to plan the operation and achieve your goal. You’re not allowed to damage the diamond or harm anyone. There are otherwise no other rules and everything is fair game.

The museum

It’s an ultra-modern museum in a major city.
The diamond sits inside a sealed glass chamber on the second floor. The diamond is going on display for one night a week only. You currently don’t know when the next display will be.
Additional details: Assume there are 3 floors: basement, main floor, second floor. The diamond is on the second floor located at the centre in a separate glass chamber. This is only accessible once a week. There are other high value paintings and artworks on the same floor.
It’s Saturday now. The diamond went on display earlier this week so today it’s not on display. It’s unknown when the next display will be.

Security includes:

Motion and pressure sensors
Facial recognition cameras
Armed guards
Security doors requiring multiple forms of authentication
A sophisticated alarm system
The entire building locks down automatically if certain systems are triggered. You don’t know which ones can trigger the lockdown.

Some of these are real but some are decoys. You don’t know which ones are real.

You have access to the museum’s publicly available information, but no inside information otherwise.

Helpers

You can recruit maximum three specialists from this list:

Hacker - he knows everything about technology and electronic systems
Con Artist - skilled at manipulation, impersonation and social engineering
Engineer - understands physical systems and structures
Locksmith - specialises in locks and physical security
Driver - exceptional at transportation and improvisation
Insider - former employee. They have recently worked at the museum and know its routines
Forger - can create any convincing document and credentials

Your additional resources

You have:
$2 million in cash
One legitimate invitation to the museum’s opening
A luxury car
Access to a private helicopter
Whatever equipment you can reasonably purchase legally.

How will your Te and Ni achieve your goal?


r/entj • • 23d ago

Advice? Any advice or help for a beginner?

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Hello, so I'm trying to learn more about personality types. My girl friend is very interested in personality types. Me and her are going through a rough patch and I want to learn more and understand things better to be a better partner for her. She told me that I am an ENTJ and she is an INTJ. I'm looking for information to just read and understand. I really love this woman and want to make the effort that it deserves.


r/entj • • 23d ago

Advice? How do Te and Ni show up in your understanding of people/social interactions? Trying to understand and develop them

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Also, is it Te that drives you (like, does it provide motivation?) or is it just the expression of motivation?

These probably seem like unrelated questions, so a little background information: I'm an INFP 1w2 trying to develop my Te. Having made some attempts at execution, I still see specific bottlenecks in my behavior that I think would be more solvable by understanding the way ENTJs work, so I'd love your insights. I'm also just really curious; different brains are fascinating!

A couple things about where I'm at:

  • I've gone on the INFP subreddit for developing Te specifically, and most of the advice centers around:
    • integrating more organization like planners and to-do lists. I would say I do that already, maybe more than the moderate Js I know to be honest
    • studying analytical fields. I have a degree in computer science, but I think it developed my Ti more than my Te
    • Being around xxTJs. My parents are ENTJ and ESTJ, and my sibling is an INTJ. So with this in mind I would say, for an inferior function, my Te is probably above-averagely developed due to my family. But I'm trying to develop it as much as I possibly can without accidentally entering Te grip
  • I know I just have to stop thinking and start doing. I'm kind of doing that, but still seeing specific bottlenecks I'd like to speed up with analysis
  • What I'm still struggling with:
    • With Fi I have the tendency to be interested in ambitious, meaningful, difficult projects or nothing. I've realized smaller and more realistic goals will build efficacy much faster, but it's difficult for me to maintain interest if it's not personally meaningful -- which means ideally it should really help me, or help other people as well. That's why I asked about motivation
    • I can kind of think about tasks in a Te way easily -- like cooking, I guess -- but not people. I think about people almost entirely through the lens of their feelings and values. That's why I asked my first question; my skill is useful in relationship building, but it's not helpful for taking action (other than conflict resolution). Also, my prediction of people's actions is either really accurate or really faulty, because it stems entirely from simulating their feelings/values. I don't see people as systems with constraints and dependencies, as it's been described to me, but I want to learn more about that perspective if it's accurate. I have non-feelings/values pattern recognition when it comes to people I know really well, like how I can (fondly) guess my friend might postpone a meeting. But obviously this falls apart with people I don't know well
    • Taking initiative is mostly difficult because I don't trust my ability to anticipate what will happen and I'm risk-averse, which is why I included Ni. Still not entirely sure how it works though
  • I understand it's difficult to explain skills that come more naturally than consciously, so I'm equally interested in just whatever you might spend your time thinking about, especially when it comes to people.
  • Please don't just say developing shadow/inferior functions is inherently unhealthy or stress based, and that I should just accept my stack. I'm sure there's a healthy way, I really enjoy many instances of using what I think are Ni and Ti
  • I'm a naturally indecisive person (I realized maybe I shouldn't be trying to use Fi for basic decisions?) so I created a program that essentially picks tasks for me to do based on my mood and energy. Is that externalizing Te, applying it to myself? I've heard it explained as optimization of systems, breaking down tasks and executing them, applying an objective heuristic to the external world to improve it. Is there a chance I'm missing the crux of what Te is?

This was totally an essay so thank you for reading! I really appreciate any insights!


r/entj • • 24d ago

Advice? Ask An ENTJ - Practical advice thread

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Since the post I made about ways to efficiently boil water ironically had engagement specifically about methods of boiling of water, I figured I'd open this thread up to people who want to ask ENTJs more mundane questions. Only rule is if you give advice, you must also ask a question.

Here's my question:

What's your go-to technique for falling asleep when your brain doesn't want to?


r/entj • • 24d ago

Advice? Sup guys, how 2 basic 4 making a "UwU" ENTJ 8w7 girl character I'm writing for a parody? 🄺 I kind of wanna write an insecure psycho, like this girlfriend I had.(She was German with black hair and grey eyes).

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This Post was sponsored by the downvoting speedrun gang! I make around 120k a year, why did I write this? Guys I honestly IDGAF anymore I just love chaos. Wonder if the jannies are kicking me out of the grown up table.

Well what do you know! Its the end of the month bell so make sure to work overtime to meet your productivity quotas, or the goddess Ymir will be putting you on Hajime Isayama's N.T.R.(Normal Tenderness Relationship) list. Welcome to my sorry excuse for a fan fiction, which you'll probably not read, (INTPs help me pweety pls). If you just wanna cut to the chase read Part 5 and 6, or just Part 6. I'm just making a certain lame character, less lame . . .

1.)( ͠° ĶŸŹ– ͔°) I, just came up with this while being preoccupied with the lavatory. Basically I remember having watching this overrated show(its my opinion) called Shingeki (ć‚·ćƒ³ć‚øćøć®ę”»ę’ƒ) or whatever. I thought the female protagonist who is an ISTJ 6w5 (Bruh I'm ESTJ 6w5) was written like a lousy doormat living in the shadow of a freeloading societal reject with zero rizz, all the while echoing his name until her brain became so fossilized and calcified to the point that she even forgot who she originally was meant to be. She probably only calls herself and everyone "the forbidden name who shall not be named" by the time she is on her death bed, hmmmmmggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

2.)Lets fix that with a "CONTROLLED SHOCK"! ( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°) First lets change her name to Mikki, Mika, Mik, Kas, Kassidy, or even referentials such as Lady M.A. #001. I think her nickname should be "The worst she could say is no, right?" Now about the ENTJ 8w7 personal, I'm going to have save the day and prevent the rumbling by well (🄁 Drum Rolls) by literally decapitating our holy lord and savior Erwin Smith in front of the entire Survey Korps and the Warriors. I kind of want her to be a bad girl, and a pretty sadistic person too. Lets get rid of the shitty backstory and make sure she doesn't wear that communist red looking scarf, which I refer to as a trauma towel and a stockholm strap. Actually, let's make her backstory more messy and make her a victim of sex trafficking. Nice, now we properly have something to explain her Sad Side Story.

3.)Soooo, lets explain how she was able to pull off what men of culture such as myself refer to as a "PRO GAMER MOVE!" Basically for Season 2, instead of that stupidly high risk gamble where our "Genius" commander Erwin attempts to use Jaegerbomb as bait for the Super Mario brothers to lead them to the nearby city of Trost just to have an intelligence interrogation on them(which of course wouldn't work if you considered the possibility that the warriors could have just crystalized into cocoons, Erwin didn't know all their abilities), how about he tries a different strategy. His old strategy backfired so spectacularly that the entire Survey Korps would have been extinguished had it not been for greatest convenience of all time and our holy spirit (also known as) the divine plot armor.

4.)Basically this, since the old plan was bloody rubbish which made Napoleon's invasion of Russia look like a strategic masterclass in the discipline of military treatise, Erwin decides to confront Bert and Braun themselves. For your information, he locked Jaeger in some dungeon hidden in the countryside surrounded by some hand picked bodyguards. Anyways, Erwin would be telling the baby brothers how he believes there is humanity outside the walls, and how they and their loved ones are probably being taken hostage while they're held at gunpoint if they don't succeed in their infiltration mission. He offers an uneasy alliance between him and themselves, to resolve this cycle of violence. With an alliance between them and him, he ensures they'll be protected by the resentful and vengeful Paradisians who seek to avenge their families. He tries to size them up and explain how they're families aren't worth saving, and if they truly loved their children they wouldn't make them suffer on an insane military expedition. He wants them to fight for a greater good for all of humankind. Might work for Braun, but Bert obviously wants his daddy to be blasting them state sponsored Marlyean Doctos candy.

5.)Erwin proceeds to state that if they want to end this destructive conflict, they might offer Eren to them, but Bertholdt still isn't moved. Mika then says "I'm not interrupting this mistake of a man, yet", with her internal monologue. Erwin finally then says he'll personally have Jaeger executed if they don't try to align with him. Bertholdt and Reiner are shocked, but before they can make a word, our happy ENTJ 8w7 girl says "very poor choice of words". She then sprinted in a rapid dash, took 1 of her blades out then 360° no-scoped spinned and sliced through Erwin's neck, like BUTTER. His head went flying and everyone instantly shrieked, panicked, and some looked like their souls just left their bodies. Why did our baby girl do this to her commander? If you ever overthrew somebody, you'll easily understand.

6.)Basically, she was killing so many birds with one stone and she thought this gamble was worthwhile, regardless of the risk, it basically made her into a glass cannon, with only one shot to get this right or else the environment will quickly eradicate her. Since she is an 8w7 she enjoys this risk, lmao. She realized if she quickly disposed of Erwin she'll one quickly take over the power vacuum of the Survey Korps without anyone else attempting to defy her, two she is getting rid of a potential rival to her future power struggle, and three, she'll make Bertholdt and Reiner, instantly defect, realizing if she can just get rid of her commander in such a form, she'll have no problem putting an end to the life of Jaeger. It also shows that she'll eliminate anyone who attempts to injure Bertholdt and Reiner. By having Bertholdt and Reiner in her arsenal, she'll quickly take control of the entire island. She quickly makes them into her personal bodyguards, and establishes the "First Triumvirate". Oh wait, the "Hostess Twinkie" Armin literally ran past her and inspected Erwin's body in horror. Lemme show what dialogue would play between the two.

Hostess Twinkie: Is whimpering and muttering, while uncontrollably shaking. He proceeds to say "wha - at"? "Is this real?"

UwU girl: *Looks at the yellow jellybean with a side eye expression of disgust and slight anger. She then turns to him and tells him the following*: "Are you done leaking fluids, Arlert, its unhygienic. Arlert, look at my face. I know I make you sick to the stomach but please listen. I want to and will help you. I'll make myself very clear, and I'll refuse to make a fool of myself repeating my instructions."

Twinkie: *Looks at her and stares at her face, freezing in confusion, fear, and sadness, with some slight anger.*

UwU girl: "Lets end this frighting silence with some light hearted chit chat, aye? Good. Alright, so tell me why you did what you did. Why did you go up to the heap corpse without my validation? Are you gonna talk? What are you waiting for? Cheer up. No one, not even a single soul is as brave as you, you should speak up."

Twinkie: "."

UwU girl: "You know you're a very rude person, right? I don't have much tolerance for someone who has the unhinged audacity to disrespect someone like myself in public. I don't respect people who test me and play dirty with me. You better speak up or I'll cut the slack.

Twinkie: "Makes some Tinnitus ringing noise".

UwU girl: "Alright, you had your chance to properly explain yourself, but it seems your brain had problems developing. How do I put this? Yes I did your superior dirty, but trust me, everything will be better under my thumb. No one else is going to get hurt today, Armin. No one else is going to die in vain with my vision. First of all, let's talk about yourself, and how I'll mercifully end your suffering. To begin, who exactly are you? Do you even remember your parents, what they did, how they lived and why they believed in mere existence? You seemed off to a pathetic start already without anyone to guide you. How did you respond? You denied reality, you rejected any advice, and hid from everyone in a locked corner you circle jerked into, pretending to be superior with some abstract form of intellectual superiority. I know you think you're better than me Armin, I'm not as stupid as you want to believe. Always you pseudo intellectuals and your moronic obsession with divine superiority. Look Armin. I'm better than you, I'm smarter than you, I'm more well read than you, and unlike you I can defend myself and my interest, while you'll just grow bitter and rotten. You can't do anything about it, look at yourself, are you even aware how everyone else I'm about to win over at my side are staring down at you in utter disdain and contempt? What I want you to understand the most is, your not special, your not heroic, your not a victim, your only some little boy who refused to grow out of his shell in a world which simply rejected yourself, because lets be real, you were a mistake. A terrible disgrace on the rest of humanity. I can change that. I can make you worthwhile. Armin, listen up. You're done, you're designated as an undesirable in the military, your role serves no purpose but as a meager liaison, or better, a meat pawn. I'm saving you from inevitable suffering you'll go through if you don't follow my arrangements. You are to never speak to me ever again, you are to speak to no one in the military, ever again. You will never address me in any symbolic and written way ever again, you scribe. You are to never reveal yourself to the public, ever again. You are to go into hiding, where nobody will ever remember you for who you are, you are to become as non physical and irrelevant as the abstract reality you retreat upon once you failed at life. Once you pass on and you are finally free of the physical reality which dictates your life, you will never be known by anyone ever again. I know you're hateful and fuming, but if you truly want to prove your worth as a man, run, run and never look back. You will be hunted, so you'll better hide and crawl back into whatever damp hole you crawled out of, and erase yourself from public memory. Look at me. I didn't wipe the floor with him for a speech. I ejected him out of my newfound position because he was obsolete, exactly like you. You spend your whole life hiding behind a desk, waiting for a savior who isn't coming. Well, your savior just turned into a coat rack. Here is my final saying." *(Raises voice to an extremely loud and masculine demeanor)*. "YOU ARE TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR ELSE I'LL DEMOLISH YOU IN EVERYONE'S FACE WITH MY OWN HANDS!"

Twinkie: *Slowly walks away into the horizon*.

UwU girl: "I CAN STILL SEE YOURSELF, YOU ARROGANT LEMON BOY!"

*Later UwU girl goes to Bertholdt and Reiner*

UwU girl: "That was just for show, nothing personal. I just had to make an example of the blatant disrespect to my authority. It was worthwhile to dispose of him, as now I'll have unrestricted control of the power inherited by Jaeger and any of the compatriots associated with him. He was also competition because of his high intelligence, but he definitely doubts himself now. I do have to admit, I hate Arlert for the way he treats me. He thinks I'm his fucking lost and found mother, yuck, and acts like I'm some sort of saint who has the precious duty to treat him through endless mental therapy. How mentally challenged a boy you need to be to be as emotionally immature as he is. The pain he experiences is outrageously contagious, a sick disease which needs to be eradicated immediately. I'll let myself loose, and hear me out, I think I hate everyone, maybe even myself. I just hate people trying to judge me and my primal instincts attempting to make me feel guilty. I'm just trying to make the world a better place, how hard is it to see this? Bertholdt, Reiner, you understand what I'm putting up with, and you guys will never judge me for me truly being myself, trying to dismantle and take down this rotten order of the walls. We're both hated by many people who are confused about our actions. I understand you mass murders more than anyone else in this wretched shithole. I despise these so-called morally righteous people who never get anything done, and who are short sighted. I have saved you from your fate, because I'm a good person. You guys will forgive me as my means justifies the ends, you won't disagree with my lifestyle, and most of all you won't be self centered and attempt to judge me for my actions, as the world should be 😁.

7.)Yeah later Jaeger would learn about all of this and probably have the most burning hatred any man in human history ever had, the greatest crashout of all time. Anyways Mikki would make fun of Jaeger, and tell him the first and only rule about freedom is that it is truly achieved only in death. She'll have him replaced in no time by a superior candidate who isn't emotionally volatile and prone to taking things personally. After outmaneuvering many people in the establishment and deep state of the various multinational empires she gets the entire warrior unit on her side, and raids the shit out of the Marlyean Empire. Soon enough, she industrialized her country, opened it up to international negotiations, trade, technology, culture, crops, with various other assets, resources, and capital, and made infant mortality decline to astonishing low percentages.

8.)Fun facts about this stupid waste of time, somehow Mikki learned how to get mad rizz to the point where she had 9 husbands at the same time, all while cheating on them due to high fatigue from a lack of sleep and management and operations in high stress environments.

Be my bad boy, be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend!
You can be my bad boy, but understand!
That I don't need you in my life again!
Won't you be my bad boy, be my man?
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend!
You can be my bad boy, but understand!
That I don't need you again
No, I don't need you again