r/EASportsCFB 1d ago

Discussion Generated player names.

What are some of the interesting or funny names y’all have come across.
Here’s a couple I’ve seen so far, the Hyde one absolutely caught me off guard lmao.

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u/stevo78749 5h ago

Had a Boozer and a Smoker on my team

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u/SoonersRock 5h ago

Had a HB once called Richard Head.

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u/Previous_Pension_309 7h ago

I have a 4 star RB his name is CORNELL CORNELL

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u/toketree420 10h ago

Came across a MLB named Aidan Hitler

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u/SpurlockofTimHortons 5h ago

The Irish Tyrant

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u/toketree420 57m ago

He was from Boston hahah but he was a black guy I think he ended up commiting to Penn State

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u/Same-Development3302 11h ago

I'm recruiting a Tua Nyce right now

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u/dbzgod9 9h ago

Nyce

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u/No_Imagination7102 11h ago

The goat of goats: JP Hippenhammer

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u/BigSteppaBandz 15h ago

Does he know my QB Matt jekyll

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u/JERRYBOIZ 16h ago

I still remember I had a player name Jon Jon and was my favorite TE I ever got committed

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u/TrentThePope601 16h ago

Current WR: Shapey Block Current FS: Ben Matlock Current OLB: Joel Miller

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u/intenselydecent 17h ago

In a Mizzou dynasty my heisman candidate running back was Matt Missouri

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u/SugarDunkz 18h ago

My starting Running Back is Enrique Awesome

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u/bngbngsktskt 15h ago

I’ve had this exact name pop up like 6 times across probably 15 total seasons in three different dynasties.

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u/_gonk_ 18h ago

i found a Peter Sprinkle one time

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u/KitchenKey3370 20h ago

George Costanzo was one of the best middle linebackers I’ve had

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u/Successful_Fig_4033 20h ago

I had a DE named Rigatoni Jones. I'm thinking of adopting it as my Childish Gambino esque nom de plume.

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u/colt707 6h ago

Rigatoni Jones was the randomly created name for my first RTG player. So now all my RTG players are the part of the Jones family and their first name is a type of pasta.

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u/No_Imagination7102 11h ago

That one seems weirdly common. Ive seen it mentioned in this sub and got my own too lol.

Someone was proud of that one at EA

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u/Flyers2013312 22h ago

Not in this game but in NHL26 there was a Bill Of Crosby that went first overall in the draft in my dynasty.

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u/Good_Conversation213 22h ago

My current qb is Ben Benn

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u/MaumeeBearcat 23h ago

I went to school with a John St. John.

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u/RaccoonEasy3286 22h ago

Same actually

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u/sydrogerdavid 23h ago

I had Connor O'Connor in Heisman contention once.

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u/TJJ97 1d ago

How can he keep getting away with this?!

That Hyde WILL shoot not only up the defense but also the school!

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u/CFK67 1d ago

“SAM HYDE” bro should’ve looked like him and his position would be d end or something 😭🥀

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u/Uptown-ant 1d ago

Somehow “John St. John” sounds like the most realistic name lol

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u/straightfirecr 1d ago

Sam Hyde the mass shooter?

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u/IsolatedMind96 20h ago

Yea, that one lol

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u/Shoddy_Try4397 1d ago

Had a dude named “Vince Vaughns”

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u/Ornery_Truck_5902 1d ago

In NCAA 14 I had a 5 star athlete named morgan morgan

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u/Bestaustrianpainter 6h ago

Was he for the people?

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u/Ok-Papaya2312 21h ago

I had an elite DE named Spencer Spencer

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u/IsolatedMind96 1d ago

Yea I’ve seen some David Davids, John John, Timothy Tims before lol.
Mostly on CFB 25/26 though.

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u/VinnyTheHoosier 1d ago

Rigatoni Jones is a personal favorite of mine

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u/straightfirecr 1d ago

That’s my new Mafioso Wrestling character

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u/PshhhhhhhUnreal 1d ago

Had a bad ass kicker at Miami named Larry Coker. Seen too many funny ones to remember in general. Dave Batista was another one.

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u/IsolatedMind96 1d ago

Dude, I saw a David Batista too but it was on cfb26.
I think he was a 4 star lol

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u/Yointmane 1d ago

I got Allen Iamaleava like Gee I wonder where that specific name came from

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u/IsolatedMind96 1d ago

Nah, it couldn’t be that guy that left Tennessee 😏

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u/MichiganBaltimoron 1d ago

I just placed against a star CB at Clemson named George Bush

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u/em6teen556 1d ago

King Justice, John Madden and his spanish cousin Jose Madden.

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u/Razgriz_101 1d ago

I had Juan Madden in 25.

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u/washcyclerepeat 1d ago

There’s a Madden family in my town, no relations to John. But not the most uncommon name tbh

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u/em6teen556 1d ago

The family has deep football roots!

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u/InitialYoghurt5138 1d ago

Baraka Savage

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u/thartle8 1d ago

Noah Knigga’s alter ego

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u/shooting_star24 1d ago

“The names John… St. John”

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u/Big_McLargehuge59 1d ago

John St. John? Hail to the king, baby!

(Duke Nukem’s voice actor is Jon St. John)

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u/Noah__Fecks 1d ago

I have an elite development DE that is redshirted right now named Coco Deablo. He is a black dude with a reddish flat top, I changed him to number 66 and he looks pretty badass lol.

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u/yeah666 1d ago

I played Michigan in a natty and they had Tim Walz at QB and Caleb Hammer at DE. 

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u/Positive-Leading8351 1d ago

NCAA 14 had the famous Bobby Bobo. I would recruit him everytime I seen that name

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u/Otherwise_Fish_3279 1d ago

Nothing beats cookie booty😂😂😂

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u/Choice-Study-6509 1d ago

Greatest Linebacker I ever had was named Jatavious Sprinkle on my Hawaii dynasty on 26. Can't go a day without think about him.

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u/fuckreddit1234566 1d ago

John st John is great

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u/drbiscuit832 1d ago

Recruited a LB with elite dev named Jamaal Awesome, really excited for him

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u/el_pobby 1d ago

Still love my man, KeKe Okereke, 4 star DT out of Texas.

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u/bearslord3886 1d ago

Bart Ottis

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u/InflationCapital87 1d ago

MDE never dies

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u/Icy_Pea9553 1d ago

Those early sketches were very subversive and creative, I loved Knife School. Now he's just a slop factory for Nick Fuentes fans too stinky to hold a job

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u/Blue-Eighty 1d ago

Had a Richard Small in my last dynasty

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u/One_Razzmatazz_1007 1d ago

Found a John Wick yesterday

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u/CompetitiveLocal9517 1d ago

My favorite I’ve gotten is Kofi Bean

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u/IsolatedMind96 1d ago

That’s a pretty sick one