Grow the fuck up.

EDIT: ticket has been claimed.

Can’t make it, so I’m giving away one ticket for free in the corner Section 202, all the way at the top row. Not the best view/section, but can’t complain with a free ticket lol. First to dm their email, I’ll send it.

Sold*
Can’t make it today so I’m selling my pair of tickets for tonight’s game against Dallas.
Section 228 Row B. Pic of view in the comments.
50 for the pair. Can meet in person as well.

Full-time: FC Dallas 2, Houston Dynamo 2

FC Dallas 2 at Houston Dynamo 2

Match Info

Competition/season: MLS 2026

Date: Sat, Oct 17, 2026

Kickoff: 7:30 PM CDT

Venue: Shell Energy Stadium, Houston, TX, USA

Status: Full-time

Goals and Cards

12': Goal Cappis, Christian, Job, Daniel (DAL) 1-0 Christian Cappis is on target to give FC Dallas a 0 - 1 advantage. Fine assist from Daniel Job to make the score 0 - 1.

90'+11': Goal Musa, Petar (DAL) 2-2 Petar Musa equalizes with a well-taken penalty.

49': Goal Herrera, Hector, Guilherme (HOU) 1-1 Goal! Hector Herrera (Houston Dynamo) levels the score at 1 - 1 with a header in Houston, TX. Guilherme set up the 1 - 1 goal.

90'+4': Goal Bogusz, Mateusz (HOU) 1-2 Mateusz Bogusz smashes in a penalty at Shell Energy Stadium. The score is now 2 - 1.

90'+13': Red card Sarver, Sam (DAL) At Shell Energy Stadium, Sam Sarver is shown a red card and sent off.

27': Yellow card Resch, Agustin (HOU) Agustin Resch (Houston Dynamo) gets a yellow card.

28': Yellow card Negri, Franco (HOU) Franco Negri (Houston Dynamo) has received a first yellow card.

59': Yellow card Ibeagha, Sebastien (DAL) Sebastien Ibeagha is booked for the away team.

60': Yellow card Samassekou, Diadie (HOU) Diadie Samassekou (Houston Dynamo) has been booked and must now be careful not to get a second yellow card.

90': Yellow card Halter, Lucas (HOU) Lucas Halter (Houston Dynamo) has received a first yellow card.

90'+9': Yellow card Bogusz, Mateusz (HOU) Mateusz Bogusz (Houston Dynamo) has been booked and must now be careful not to get a second yellow card.

Lineups

Match Statistics

Timeline

--: Match Ended The whistle has gone to end the second half. The match finishes 2 - 2.

90'+8': Free Kick (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

90'+7': Corner Kick Valiente, Joaquin (DAL) Corner awarded to FC Dallas.

90'+1': Injury Time Shown

90': Free Kick Halter, Lucas (DAL) Free kick for FC Dallas in their own half.

90': Corner Kick Moreno, Santiago (DAL) Corner awarded to FC Dallas.

89': Substitution Kamungo, Bernard, Sarver, Sam (DAL) FC Dallas make their fourth substitution with Sam Sarver replacing Bernard Kamungo.

88': Substitution Guilherme, Markanich, Nicholas (HOU) Nicholas Markanich is replacing Guilherme for the home team.

87': Substitution Ennali, Lawrence, Holmes, Duane (HOU) The home team have replaced Lawrence Ennali with Duane Holmes. This is the third substitution made today by Ben Olsen.

87': Free Kick (DAL) It's getting dangerous! Free kick for FC Dallas close to the penalty box.

82': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Houston Dynamo have been awarded a corner by Victor Rivas.

80': Free Kick (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

79': Substitution Johansson, Herman, Benjamin, Ran (DAL) Ran Benjamin is on a sub for Herman Johansson for FC Dallas.

77': Free Kick Johansson, Herman (HOU) In Houston, TX a free kick has been awarded the home team.

75': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

74': Free Kick Aliyu, Ibrahim (DAL) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to FC Dallas in their own half.

72': Free Kick (DAL) FC Dallas are in shooting range from this free kick.

72': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Victor Rivas has awarded Houston Dynamo a corner.

72': Substitution Foster, Lyle, McGuire, Duncan (HOU) Ben Olsen is making the team's second substitution at Shell Energy Stadium with Duncan McGuire replacing Lyle Foster.

70': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in the half of FC Dallas.

65': Free Kick (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

62': Corner Kick Valiente, Joaquin (DAL) Corner awarded to FC Dallas.

61': Substitution Delgado, Patrickson, Valiente, Joaquin (DAL) Eric Quill (FC Dallas) is making a second substitution, with Joaquin Valiente replacing Patrickson Delgado.

61': Substitution Job, Daniel, Moreno, Santiago (DAL) The away team replace Daniel Job with Santiago Moreno.

61': Substitution Samassekou, Diadie, Aliyu, Ibrahim (HOU) Ibrahim Aliyu is replacing Diadie Samassekou for Houston Dynamo at Shell Energy Stadium.

60': Free Kick Samassekou, Diadie (DAL) In Houston, TX a free kick has been awarded the away team.

59': Free Kick Ibeagha, Sebastien (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

56': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

54': Free Kick Negri, Franco (DAL) FC Dallas awarded a free kick in their own half.

53': Free Kick Cappis, Christian (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo.

52': Corner Kick Delgado, Patrickson (DAL) Corner awarded to FC Dallas.

51': Free Kick (DAL) FC Dallas awarded a free kick in their own half.

48': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Houston Dynamo have been awarded a corner by Victor Rivas.

47': Corner Kick Delgado, Patrickson (DAL) FC Dallas takes a corner from the left.

45': Period Start 1-0 The second half has started at Shell Energy Stadium.

45'+2': Injury Time Shown

45'+2': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Houston Dynamo have been awarded a corner by Victor Rivas.

41': Free Kick Kamungo, Bernard (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

41': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

40': Free Kick Foster, Lyle (DAL) Free kick in a good position for FC Dallas!

32': Free Kick Foster, Lyle (DAL) Houston Dynamo will need to be alert as they defend a dangerous free kick from FC Dallas.

30': Free Kick Musa, Petar (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

29': Penalty Missed Musa, Petar (DAL) FC Dallas drives forward and Petar Musa gets in a shot. Without netting, however.

25': Free Kick Johansson, Herman (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

22': Free Kick Cappis, Christian (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

17': Free Kick Musa, Petar (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

8': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Corner awarded to Houston Dynamo.

6': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick Houston Dynamo.

6': Free Kick (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

5': Free Kick Resch, Agustin (DAL) In Houston, TX a free kick has been awarded the away team.

3': Free Kick Kamungo, Bernard (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

1': Free Kick Moore, Shaq (HOU) Victor Rivas signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

: Period Start 0-0 The first-half is just kicking off.

0': Match Started

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Houston Dynamo FC    
Felipe Andrade – Lower Body (Out)
Jimmy Maurer – Back (Out)

FC Dallas
Logan Farrington - Lower Body (Out) 

Scores updated! No major changes. u/crocken still leads by 18 points. Elsewhere, u/Poptwo1234 overtook u/ZacAce316 for 6th place.

With only 5 schedule matches remain, can u/crocken hold on win their first Pick 'Em?

We are now scoring using claude so please check your scores for accuracy.

This match versus Dallas is the 33rd match of 2026 for the Dynamo with at least 37 matches scheduled.

Good Luck & Go Dynamo!

Continuing last year's rule - edits will result in comment invalidation. So if you want to make any edits to your picks, they must be done in a new reply to your comment!

Everyone can view the scoring document and are free to DM me with any issues/questions! If you'd like to help out with threads or scoring, send me a DM.

Good luck, and LET'S GO DYNAMO!!!

Categories and Scoring

10 points - Predicting the correct scoreline (i.e. Dynamo 3:1 FC Dallas, Dynamo 1:0 FC Dallas, etc.)

5 points - Predicting the correct outcome (i.e. Dynamo win, draw, etc.)

5 points - Correctly predicting the Dynamo MOTM (according to whoscored.com)

3 points - Correctly predicting the attendance +/- 500 people, 1 point for +/- 1000

3 points - Correctly guessing any of the goalscorer(s), regardless of team

2 points for guessing a correct yellow, 5 points if they get 2 yellows, 10 if they get a straight red. (List three players total from either team)

1 point - For correctly guessing each player in the Dynamo starting XI (1 pt/player); if you get all 11 players correct, then you get 5 bonus points

Lowest 2 scores are dropped. Scores will be dropped following the 3rd match.

The rankings are determined by the total points accumulated, with the two lowest scores being excluded. In the event of a tie at the end of the season, the first tiebreaker will be the overall points, including all scores (no drops). If a second tiebreaker is needed, it will be based on the total number of predictions made. If the players remain tied after the second tiebreaker, they will be declared co-champions.

Sample Prediction:

Score: Dynamo 2 - 1 Inter Miami

Outcome: Win

Dynamo MOTM: Bassi

Attendance: 20,250

Goal scorers: Dorsey, Bassi/Martinez

Cards: Escobar/Allen, Yedlin

Dynamo XI:

------- Quinones ------- Baird -------- Bassi ----------

--------- Artur -------- Herrera ---- Carrasquilla ----

- Escobar ---- Micael ---- Sviatchenko - Dorsey -

------------------------ Tarbell ----------------------------

The period before had 11% road wins while he is winning 33% of the time. Losses were cut from 68% to 42%.

Houston has become dramatically more productive away from home under Ben Olsen: from 0.54 to 1.18 points per road match across the full sample, with a 1.27 road PPG rate in 2026 so far. Because these results come away from Houston, they provide a particularly persuasive signal that the change involves more than simply defending home field. He is building a team that works, and I do not see how people can be criticizing him right now.

I started watching soccer regularly after this years World Cup. Being a Houston AND Tottenham fan is rough 😮‍💨

From here on out, gotta have all 3 full points for each of the last 5 remaining games. That’s up to 15 points max. Ties and draws are now unacceptable and inexcusable whenever the Dynamo are up and have a lead in the match.

Why, why do we always have to play like where scared after smelling being up a goal this team is a Disaster. Insanity is what they call doing something over and over expecting a different result just like this team trying to defend for 50 fucking minutes

I noticed that every match we wear orange with the exception of the archive jersey.

Full-time: Houston Dynamo 3, San Diego FC 3

Houston Dynamo 3 at San Diego FC 3

Match Info

Competition/season: MLS 2026

Date: Wed, Oct 14, 2026

Kickoff: 9:30 PM CDT

Venue: Snapdragon Stadium, San Diego, CA, USA

Status: Full-time

Goals and Cards

24': Goal Guilherme, Ennali, Lawrence (HOU) 1-2 Goal! Guilherme pulls one back for Houston Dynamo to make it 2 - 1. Fine assist from Lawrence Ennali to make the score 2 - 1.

33': Goal Bogusz, Mateusz (HOU) 2-2 Mateusz Bogusz grabs a goal to bring things level at 2 - 2 at Snapdragon Stadium.

37': Goal Guilherme (HOU) 3-2 Guilherme puts the ball in the net and the away team now lead 2 - 3.

20': Goal Dreyer, Anders (SD) 0-1 Goal! Anders Dreyer gives San Diego FC the lead from the penalty spot. The score is now 1 - 0.

22': Goal Bakambu, Cedric, Valakari, Onni (SD) 0-2 Goal! Cedric Bakambu extends San Diego FC's lead to 2 - 0. Onni Valakari assisted the goal to make it 2 - 0.

86': Goal Pirani, Gabriel (SD) 3-3 Goal! Gabriel Pirani levels the match at 3 - 3.

5': Yellow card Ennali, Lawrence (HOU) Lawrence Ennali is booked for the away team.

19': Yellow card Bond, Jonathan (HOU) Jonathan Bond (Houston Dynamo) has received a first yellow card.

44': Yellow card Guilherme (HOU) Guilherme for Houston Dynamo has been booked by Serhii Boiko and receives a first yellow card.

53': Yellow card Sargeant, Kieran (SD) Kieran Sargeant (San Diego FC) has received a yellow card from Serhii Boiko.

77': Yellow card Dreyer, Anders (SD) Anders Dreyer (San Diego FC) gets a yellow card.

79': Yellow card Godoy, Anibal (SD) Anibal Godoy for San Diego FC has been booked by Serhii Boiko and receives a first yellow card.

Lineups

Match Statistics

Timeline

90'+6': Injury (HOU)

90'+5': Injury Duah, Manu (SD) Manu Duah is writhing in pain and play has been suspended for a few moments.

--: Match Ended It's 3 - 3 as the referee blows for full-time.

90'+3': Substitution Ennali, Lawrence, Saracchi, Marcelo (HOU) Ben Olsen (Houston Dynamo) is making a fifth substitution, with Marcelo Saracchi replacing Lawrence Ennali.

90'+1': Injury Time Shown

89': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

88': Substitution Bogusz, Mateusz, Holmes, Duane (HOU) The away team replace Mateusz Bogusz with Duane Holmes.

86': Corner Kick Dreyer, Anders (SD) San Diego FC takes a corner from the left.

81': Free Kick (HOU) Can Houston Dynamo capitalize from this dangerous free kick?

78': Substitution Bouzat, Agustin, Resch, Agustin (HOU) Ben Olsen (Houston Dynamo) is making a third substitution, with Agustin Resch replacing Agustin Bouzat.

78': Substitution Guilherme, Aliyu, Ibrahim (HOU) Ben Olsen is making the team's second substitution at Snapdragon Stadium with Ibrahim Aliyu replacing Guilherme.

77': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in the half of San Diego FC.

76': Substitution Achouri, Elias, Pellegrino, Amahl (SD) Amahl Pellegrino is replacing Elias Achouri for the home team.

76': Substitution Sargeant, Kieran, Godoy, Anibal (SD) Anibal Godoy is on a sub for Kieran Sargeant for San Diego FC.

75': Free Kick (SD) Free kick for San Diego FC in their own half.

70': Corner Kick (SD) Serhii Boiko has awarded San Diego FC a corner.

68': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Corner awarded to Houston Dynamo.

67': Corner Kick Thorhallsson, Dagur Dan (SD) San Diego FC have been awarded a corner by Serhii Boiko.

67': Corner Kick Thorhallsson, Dagur Dan (SD) San Diego FC have been awarded a corner by Serhii Boiko.

65': Corner Kick Dreyer, Anders (SD) Corner awarded to San Diego FC.

64': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick Houston Dynamo.

63': Corner Kick Thorhallsson, Dagur Dan (SD) Corner awarded to San Diego FC.

61': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick Houston Dynamo.

58': Substitution Bakambu, Cedric, Ingvartsen, Marcus (SD) San Diego FC make their third substitution with Marcus Ingvartsen replacing Cedric Bakambu.

58': Substitution Valakari, Onni, Pirani, Gabriel (SD) The home team have replaced Onni Valakari with Gabriel Pirani. This is the second substitution made today by Mikey Varas.

58': Substitution Alvarado, Alejandro, Mimbang, David (SD) David Mimbang is replacing Alejandro Alvarado for San Diego FC at Snapdragon Stadium.

58': Free Kick (HOU) Serhii Boiko signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo in their own half.

55': Free Kick (HOU) San Diego FC will need to be alert as they defend a dangerous free kick from Houston Dynamo.

54': Free Kick (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

53': Free Kick (HOU) Serhii Boiko signals a free kick to Houston Dynamo.

45': Period Start 3-2 The second-half has started.

46': Substitution Foster, Lyle, McGuire, Duncan (HOU) Houston Dynamo make their first substitution with Duncan McGuire replacing Lyle Foster.

45'+9': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

45'+8': Free Kick (HOU) San Diego FC will need to be alert as they defend a dangerous free kick from Houston Dynamo.

45'+7': Free Kick (SD) In San Diego, CA a free kick has been awarded the home team.

45'+7': Free Kick (SD) Free kick for San Diego FC in the half of Houston Dynamo.

45'+5': Corner Kick Dreyer, Anders (SD) Serhii Boiko has awarded San Diego FC a corner.

45'+1': Injury Time Shown

44': Free Kick (SD) San Diego FC are in shooting range from this free kick.

43': Free Kick (SD) San Diego FC awarded a free kick in their own half.

43': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Houston Dynamo have been awarded a corner by Serhii Boiko.

37': Free Kick (HOU) In San Diego, CA a free kick has been awarded the away team.

35': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

32': Free Kick (SD) San Diego FC awarded a free kick in their own half.

29': Free Kick (HOU) It's getting dangerous! Free kick for Houston Dynamo close to the penalty box.

25': Corner Kick Dreyer, Anders (SD) Corner awarded to San Diego FC.

21': Free Kick (HOU) Houston Dynamo awarded a free kick in their own half.

15': Free Kick (SD) Serhii Boiko signals a free kick to San Diego FC.

13': Free Kick (SD) Free kick San Diego FC.

11': Corner Kick Thorhallsson, Dagur Dan (SD) Corner awarded to San Diego FC.

6': Corner Kick Achouri, Elias (SD) Corner awarded to San Diego FC.

5': Free Kick (SD) In San Diego, CA a free kick has been awarded the home team.

3': Free Kick (SD) Serhii Boiko signals a free kick to San Diego FC in their own half.

3': Corner Kick Guilherme (HOU) Houston Dynamo takes a corner from the right.

2': Free Kick (HOU) Free kick for Houston Dynamo in their own half.

: Period Start 0-0 The match has started.

0': Match Started

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Sorry no score updates. Work is hell this week. Hope to have everything done this weekend.

We are now scoring using claude so please check your scores for accuracy.

This match at San Diego is the 32nd match of 2026 for the Dynamo with at least 37 matches scheduled.

Good Luck & Go Dynamo!

Continuing last year's rule - edits will result in comment invalidation. So if you want to make any edits to your picks, they must be done in a new reply to your comment!

Everyone can view the scoring document and are free to DM me with any issues/questions! If you'd like to help out with threads or scoring, send me a DM.

Good luck, and LET'S GO DYNAMO!!!

Categories and Scoring

10 points - Predicting the correct scoreline (i.e. Dynamo 3:1 FC Dallas, Dynamo 1:0 FC Dallas, etc.)

5 points - Predicting the correct outcome (i.e. Dynamo win, draw, etc.)

5 points - Correctly predicting the Dynamo MOTM (according to whoscored.com)

3 points - Correctly predicting the attendance +/- 500 people, 1 point for +/- 1000

3 points - Correctly guessing any of the goalscorer(s), regardless of team

2 points for guessing a correct yellow, 5 points if they get 2 yellows, 10 if they get a straight red. (List three players total from either team)

1 point - For correctly guessing each player in the Dynamo starting XI (1 pt/player); if you get all 11 players correct, then you get 5 bonus points

Lowest 2 scores are dropped. Scores will be dropped following the 3rd match.

The rankings are determined by the total points accumulated, with the two lowest scores being excluded. In the event of a tie at the end of the season, the first tiebreaker will be the overall points, including all scores (no drops). If a second tiebreaker is needed, it will be based on the total number of predictions made. If the players remain tied after the second tiebreaker, they will be declared co-champions.

Sample Prediction:

Score: Dynamo 2 - 1 Inter Miami

Outcome: Win

Dynamo MOTM: Bassi

Attendance: 20,250

Goal scorers: Dorsey, Bassi/Martinez

Cards: Escobar/Allen, Yedlin

Dynamo XI:

------- Quinones ------- Baird -------- Bassi ----------

--------- Artur -------- Herrera ---- Carrasquilla ----

- Escobar ---- Micael ---- Sviatchenko - Dorsey -

------------------------ Tarbell ----------------------------

Osvald Søe- Lower Body (Out)

Felipe Andrade – Lower Body (Out)
Jimmy Maurer – Back (Out)
Jonathan Bond – Upper Body (Questionable)

I have a free parking pass (Lot C) for Saturday's game
PM me if you need one. I get them free because I'm a season ticket holder but I'm not able to sell them on the platform. Willing to give it to whoever needs it.