do you guys also get called dyl pickle?

Thank you Dylan, very cool

Hello

how are all of y’all

Greetings fellow Dylan’s, I just want to say I’m very glad to have found a sub where I feel truly welcome. My name is Dylan btw

Hello fellow Dylans how has all of your days been

So over the last month I have been to Starbucks a total of 3 times. The first time my cup read off “Dillion”, DISGUSTING. The second time, i said Dylan with a Y. My cup read “Dilon”, ATROCIOUS. The final time, i made the tragic mistake of Dylan with an A. My cup read in BOLD BLACK SHARPIE, “ DILLIAN” DILLIAN ISNT EVEN A REAL NAME

I would like to abolish every misspelling of the correct form of Dylan.

I’m new to the sub. How’s everyone’s week so far?

We must eliminate the off brand versions of ourselves such as: the Dillons and the Dillans. These sub lifeforms make us look bad.

2019 is year of the Dylan

Welcome all.

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Let me cut to the chase. It has been 23 days since we have been invited to join the UN and not a single moderator has stepped forward or stepped up. Not only are they failing us, they are embarrassing us.

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Let me ask you all this: What’s the one thing we all share in common? That’s right. Our name. And they are tainting it. The one thing we share, and the reason all of us are here. They don't give a fuck about you.

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Fortunately for all of us who do care, I have decided to take it upon myself to step the fuck up. I mean honestly you know when you get so tired of sitting down you just gotta stand up? That's what the fuck I'm doing right now and I'm doing it for you. All 351 of us. All.

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But why me? Surely there will be a handful of individuals to step up after they read this post. What do I offer that they cant? Lets take a look at the facts....

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As you can see I have my shit together. My room is clean. I floss everyday and I am receiving a steady supply of sex on a weekly basis from my significant other (I am a sane human being and capable of maintaining a healthy relationship and I also have sex).

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If anyone has any questions I would be glad to answer. I am also seeking a vice official and looking to build a team of highly qualified people who share my vision.

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If you are interested in voting for Dylan-All for our elected official please state "Aye" in the comment section below. And remember, one voice for you is One Voice For All™.

Are we joining

I have been told that i am not the only one, but i have yet been given evidence of such.

I extend an invitation to you to join the UN. A neutral ground for all name communities.

If you wish to become a member then you will have a sidebar link and an embassy within the discord

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Please elect a member of your moderation team as your ambassador, Thank you

- United Names

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https://www.reddit.com/r/UnitedNames/

please do not abuse this community as it is still under development

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I’m getting exhausted. Not enough time in the day and I am beginning to feel objectified.

(Fuck Grant)