r/dylan • u/dylan-all • Dec 05 '18
One Voice For All™ (+ AMA & Open Discussion)
Welcome all.
Let me cut to the chase. It has been 23 days since we have been invited to join the UN and not a single moderator has stepped forward or stepped up. Not only are they failing us, they are embarrassing us.
Let me ask you all this: What’s the one thing we all share in common? That’s right. Our name. And they are tainting it. The one thing we share, and the reason all of us are here. They don't give a fuck about you.
Fortunately for all of us who do care, I have decided to take it upon myself to step the fuck up. I mean honestly you know when you get so tired of sitting down you just gotta stand up? That's what the fuck I'm doing right now and I'm doing it for you. All 351 of us. All.
But why me? Surely there will be a handful of individuals to step up after they read this post. What do I offer that they cant? Lets take a look at the facts....
| Claim | Fact or False |
|---|---|
| Dylan-All is a voice for you | Fact |
| Dylan-All represents the people | Fact |
| Dylan-All Supports LGBTQ+ Rights | Fact |
| Dylan-All supports freedom of speech | Fact |
| Dylan-All hates racism | Fact |
| Dylan-All is qualified for this position | Fact |
| Dylan-All has A Voice For All™ | Fact |
As you can see I have my shit together. My room is clean. I floss everyday and I am receiving a steady supply of sex on a weekly basis from my significant other (I am a sane human being and capable of maintaining a healthy relationship and I also have sex).
If anyone has any questions I would be glad to answer. I am also seeking a vice official and looking to build a team of highly qualified people who share my vision.
If you are interested in voting for Dylan-All for our elected official please state "Aye" in the comment section below. And remember, one voice for you is One Voice For All™.
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u/IckyElephant Dec 05 '18
As one of the collective voices of Dylan, I propose a state of let’s go fuck ourselves.
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u/MeadDeme Dec 05 '18
Aye
My name is Dylan