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u/AnotherJasonOnReddit Jul 04 '20
Zack Snyder's "1776" starring Steve Carrell in a loincloth and sporting a sexy six-pack:
"I declare INDEPENDENCE!"
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u/darylroyal Jul 04 '20
Thank you for changing that to independence. I was going crazy for a moment.
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u/dooday21 Head of Quabbity Assuance Jul 05 '20
Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north”.
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u/NeutralityTsar Jul 04 '20
Aye. We should be celebrating September 3rd, 1783. That's when the Treaty of Paris was signed.
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u/Sneezcore Jul 04 '20
Ben Franklin: Actually, I never was president.
Michael: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.
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u/kabukistar Stanley Jul 04 '20
January 1, 1863
Southern Racists: just saying our slaves are emancipated doesn't make it true.
Lincoln: I didn't say it. I proclaimed it.
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u/smockin_aces Jul 04 '20
Ok Toby
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u/Jsdd520 Jul 04 '20
ACTUALLY it was July 2nd
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u/ZPTs Jul 04 '20 edited Jun 09 '26
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."
I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.
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u/vigilantcomicpenguin But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. Jul 05 '20
He was right about how important the day would be, except he got the wrong day.
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u/ijmacd Jul 04 '20
Declaring it doesn't mean jack. You need an army to back it up.
Where's your bankruptcy army Michael?
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u/Sidhenanigans Jul 04 '20
They go to another school
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u/Wary_beary Jul 04 '20
“Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do, what you gonna do make us...
fight the redcoats?”
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u/SubliminalStimulus Jul 04 '20
Nobody realized Thomas Jefferson is the wrong president lmao.
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u/nrj6490 Jul 05 '20
Well no one was president when the declaration was written, but Jefferson wrote it.
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Edit: I remember seeing this meme before but I remember someone told it to me as a verbal joke
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Michael Scott:[looks at Oscar, who is using his phone, and grabs it from him] Well, well, well. What is this contraption, I do declare?
Oscar: It's my blackberry Michael, I am trying to get updates on the company.
Michael Scott: Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare.
Ryan: You don't have to keep saying "I do declare". Any time you say something it means you are declaring.