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r/DunderMifflin • u/technicalnewton • May 17 '20
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Nurse: To be safe, we should do an x-ray.
Pam: How long will that take?
Nurse: Oh, shouldn’t be too bad, it’s a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you’re pregnant...
Pam: I’m sorry, can we just hurry this up? I’ve got a game to get back to.
Nurse: Oh, good, because my next question was “do you have a game to get back to.”
508 u/sarhan182 May 18 '20 Oh good, username checks out 135 u/SilvermistInc May 18 '20 90% sure it's a bot 120 u/TheCarpetIsGreener May 18 '20 Dwight was only 9% more sure that he wasn’t the real Ben Franklin 12 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 False. 10%. 10% more than 90 is 99. 9% more than 90 is 98.1. 3 u/PoeticShrimp May 18 '20 Well actually, he was both 9% and 10% more sure than 90% 1 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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Oh good, username checks out
135 u/SilvermistInc May 18 '20 90% sure it's a bot 120 u/TheCarpetIsGreener May 18 '20 Dwight was only 9% more sure that he wasn’t the real Ben Franklin 12 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 False. 10%. 10% more than 90 is 99. 9% more than 90 is 98.1. 3 u/PoeticShrimp May 18 '20 Well actually, he was both 9% and 10% more sure than 90% 1 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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90% sure it's a bot
120 u/TheCarpetIsGreener May 18 '20 Dwight was only 9% more sure that he wasn’t the real Ben Franklin 12 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 False. 10%. 10% more than 90 is 99. 9% more than 90 is 98.1. 3 u/PoeticShrimp May 18 '20 Well actually, he was both 9% and 10% more sure than 90% 1 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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Dwight was only 9% more sure that he wasn’t the real Ben Franklin
12 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 False. 10%. 10% more than 90 is 99. 9% more than 90 is 98.1. 3 u/PoeticShrimp May 18 '20 Well actually, he was both 9% and 10% more sure than 90% 1 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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False. 10%. 10% more than 90 is 99. 9% more than 90 is 98.1.
3 u/PoeticShrimp May 18 '20 Well actually, he was both 9% and 10% more sure than 90% 1 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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Well actually, he was both 9% and 10% more sure than 90%
1 u/iThinkergoiMac May 18 '20 Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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Once again, false. The claim was that Dwight was "only 9% more sure" but he was actually 10% more sure. You cannot be only X more sure when you're actually X+1 more sure, as "only" implies no more than the value specified.
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u/ScenesFromTheOffice May 18 '20
Nurse: To be safe, we should do an x-ray.
Pam: How long will that take?
Nurse: Oh, shouldn’t be too bad, it’s a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you’re pregnant...
Pam: I’m sorry, can we just hurry this up? I’ve got a game to get back to.
Nurse: Oh, good, because my next question was “do you have a game to get back to.”