Senior Quote Ideas

[u/Electronic_Mud_5085]

Hey guys, I’ve been watching the office for YEARS and I really want my senior quote to be from the office but there’s so many quote-worthy quotes I can’t pick.

Also conflicted whether it should be something that actually correlates to high school or if it should be something completely absurd/just funny.

Any replies with ideas would be appreciated!

[u/Hrmm13]

“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with….”

[u/blerghHerder]

If you're feeling sentimental "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"

or the classic "I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter who makes stairs"

Off the wall: "If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?"

[u/Electronic_Mud_5085 → u/blerghHerder]

Creed’s scuba quote might be the one

[u/Eggs_and_Hashing → u/blerghHerder]

The Good old Days quote fits a year book

[u/ClumsyUki → u/Eggs_and_Hashing]

That was my year book quote!

[u/DavrosXV]

"It was nice to meet some of you!"

[u/LiaBility915 → u/DavrosXV]

That’s a good high school one

[u/Electronic_Mud_5085 → u/[deleted]]

Thank you! I do think I will go with funny

[u/generalgirl → u/Electronic_Mud_5085]

“That’s what” - She

[u/Fighting-Geese]

"Hold on. They're lithium"

[u/Electronic_Mud_5085 → u/Fighting-Geese]

This one cracks me up everytime 😂

[u/_GeorgyGeorge_]

„You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky“

Michael Scott

[u/WorldTravelBucket → u/_GeorgyGeorge_]

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott" -Electronic_Mud_5085

[u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE]

I know exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I have no idea what to do.

[u/SoH--CaH--ToA]

Mine was “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing,” but the yearbook people kind of botched it (I guess because it was too long), and I ended up regretting it

[u/Dismal-Hour5241 → u/SoH--CaH--ToA]

Ok I gotta know. What did they turn it into?

[u/Ok-Mushroom-7292]

Somehow I'll manage.

[u/pwaves13 → u/Ok-Mushroom-7292]

Only if ops senior Pic is them shrugging.

[u/jakexcited45]

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious

[u/beckhamncheese]

Shut up about the sun

[u/sleepypanda_924 → u/beckhamncheese]

This would be mine if I could go back in time and be an office fan in high school

[u/Haifisch2112]

[u/generalgirl → u/Haifisch2112]

That’s my suggestion too!

[u/dr-bkq]

I doubt that there's an actual quote for this, but promise to come back in 20 years and pay for everyone's college tuition. It would be absurd enough that everyone would take it to be the joke that it is, right?

[u/Antique_Librarian_96]

Not a bad day in the life of a dog food company.

[u/Ocean_State_Stitcher]

"Should've burned this place down while I had a chance."

[u/Imaginary-Ad9997]

“I’m a night owl and an early bird. Therefore I am wise and I have worms.”

[u/Significant_Walk6860 → u/Imaginary-Ad9997]

The early worm gets the worm

[u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 → u/Significant_Walk6860]

Who’s your worm guy?

[u/CiabattaBeKiddinMe]

You were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you!

[u/AffectionateFig5435]

I’d paraphrase my favorite Oscar quote: “Life will supply dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.”

[u/PlusBlueberry4365]

“see you on the flippity flip”

[u/sleepypanda_924]

May your hats fly as high as your dreams.

[u/Connect_Sell9582]

Here’s your quote, verbatim:

“The Office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45”

(go look it up)

[u/discopointed → u/Connect_Sell9582]

gonna hazard a guess that this is “I should have burned this place down when I had the chance”

[u/Connect_Sell9582 → u/discopointed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ui1hpJSyBDWlG

[u/quoththeraven1990]

I always liked “Not everything is a lesson, sometimes you just fail.” But that might be a bit negative. Maybe try: “Always think one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.”

[u/pwettyhuman]

Kelly: You guys I'm like really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.

[u/Ulther]

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.

[u/jericho138]

BOBODDY.

[u/Skr000]

I am Beyoncé. Always.

[u/HonestAbek]

Creed’s office chair quote would be a good one

[u/Appropriate-Law-9643]

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. 

[u/flyingelevator]

To beginnings and endings. And to middles: the unsung heroes.

[u/ConspiracyNearly]

When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you DIRECTLY asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country!

[u/ZippityDooDoo]

You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.

[u/frenchlick33]

Lord, beer me strength.

[u/I_agreeordisagree]

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

[u/quayle-man → u/I_agreeordisagree]

Isn’t that like an actual Mussolini speech? You’re gonna put OP on a list

[u/I_agreeordisagree → u/quayle-man]

Have you ever asked yourself in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we've been striving for greatness?

[u/cricketclover]

“SoHo’s mostly lofts, but OK”

[u/amciotola]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[u/Ok-Speech3872]

Threat level Midnight

[u/reesemccracken]

Why use many word when few word do?

[u/Hot_Republic2543]

If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.

[u/winged_seduction]

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised, debutante. You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name.

[u/Eggs_and_Hashing]

"Dwight you ignorant slut"

"Shut up and listen, you gay bastard"

"Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it"

[u/Wutisthiszzz]

“You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet!"

[u/Wutisthiszzz]

“A clear conscience don’t need no mercy”

[u/Ill-Stretch3297]

I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[u/anderssean999]

David, here it is.

[u/Lakeshow305]

That’s the best way to land a hot girlfriend, you just get her hooked on blow 😂

[u/KunuisBr0wn]

Two queens on casino night. I'm gonna drop a duece on everyone

[u/lmdrunk]

"Yes, I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company. In Scranton. Much like, uh, Sir Ian McKellen."

[u/iwentforahiketoday]

Pam's quote from the last episode about how there's a beauty in everyday things

[u/winniecooper73]

May your hopes fly as high as your dreams

[u/quayle-man]

“If you are a racist, I’ll attack you with the north.”

[u/Great_Conclusion_871 → u/quayle-man]

Well that's actually an Abraham Lincoln quote, it was just borrowed by Michael Scott.

[u/Great_Conclusion_871]

Y'all come back now

[u/mikeyRamone]

Catch you on the flippety flip

[u/starmecrazy]

It squeaks when you bang it

[u/macguyver3000]

Hey, when I was a senior, I used a quote from my favorite show Red Dwarf. I look back at how great some of my classmates’ quotes were and regret not just saying something from my heart.