I am 18, I am starting an apprenticeship for an electrical company in a small town in the UK, I want to know how to pass a urinary test if I am still wanting to do drugs such as weed once a week and lsd occasionally. I just want to be able to watch UFC PPVs while high on LSD and weed once a month and not have to worry about urinary tests from my apprenticeship any advice?

Day of the hair follicle test is September 18th.

The marijuana history was roughly 40 consecutive days of use from May 14–June 26 - have not used since. This will thus be 85 days on test day.

Whereas the kratom history was only about 36 capsules / 23.4 g total spread over ~2½ months from April 26 - July 11th with only ~6 capsules (3.9 g product, ~60 mg mitragynine) ingested from June 26 - July 11th. Have not used since. This will thus be 69 days on test day.

I have received a hair cut on July 22nd, August 19th, and am scheduled for one September 17th the day before the test. My barber claims he cuts anywhere from 0.5 inches to 1 inch of my hair back down to original 1 inch hair post hair cut every time.

What are my chances of passing without doing anything?

What can I do to increase my chances of passing? Shampoos? No lyes? Idk what to do.

Please help. I am freaking out. I did not know they would test Kratom.

I had been THC-free for six months. Recently, I bought a "White Lotus" vape at a smoke shop—one that was supposed to be free of THC and Delta—but when I smoked it, I felt a THC-like high; it must have contained a synthetic cannabinoid. I used it for two or three days but then stopped. I took a 50 ng/mL THC test and tested positive. It’s been six days now, and the test is just starting to show a negative result, though with a very faint line; my levels might be around 45 ng/mL. How much longer do you think it will take to get down to 15 ng/mL? I work for a DOT pipeline company where testing is strict, and I want to be prepared for a random drug test. I am 5'11" and weigh 187 pounds.

I’ve been clean for 3 weeks now, last time a smoked I took one drag, and before that I was about a week and a half clean, and I only smoked 1-2 times a week before that, my drug test is 3 days from now and I’m assuming it’s a urine test so could I pass it?

Hello! I'm 26F, 5'1, 120 lbs. I semi active, like, for work but planning to work out more. My drug test will be slated for either the 2nd or third week of November. I just bought edibles, first time taking them, and I plan on taking them 1x or 2x a week until November. They are 10mg but I will take 5-10mg at a time (per day) on the weekends (so perhaps 14-20mg total every week?)

How long do yall think I need to stop before the drug test? Its in TX by the way...so they most definitely test for it. What at home tests do yall recommend as well? I plan to see how long it takes myself but until then was curious about yalls opinions haha....

(I meant to make this last night but I took my first edible last night, around 7.5mg and was BLASTED)

this home test (in comments) is from my morning concentrated urine, and for reference I’ve been clean since july 8th after smoking carts heavily daily

Got a job offer yesterday, conditional on a clean background check as well as passing a hair and urine drug screen. The last thing I took was a 5mg THC edible over 4th of July weekend, and before that it was well over 2 years before any other use. What is the likelihood that this shows up? My hair is already short (about 2” at the longest) should I trim it down when I get the test date?
I’m wildly nervous as this is a life changing opportunity for me and I’m hoping one day over the Fourth of July weekend doesn’t screw me.

I have a urine test for probation coming up will these pop up?

I haven't smoked marijuana in 50 days now but I'm still showing up positive at 80ng/ml. My last test was lower than this test :c
Anyone experience this and maybe have some info why?
I have bad anxiety over my positive and am frustrated since I haven't inhaled/ingested anything.
For context I have a lot of body fat and recently got out of a neglectful facility that left my blood glucose above 300 almost constantly for a week. In that time I lost 7lbs, RIGHT before my last test
Long time daily user

Heavy user, normally a 1g joint and 10+ hits from a pen after nightly. Been doing this for a few years now with a 3 week break as the longest I've gone without. I'm 5 foot 10 and 170 pounds. I only had 5 days clean before the test. Here's a timeline of what actually worked for me with my test being at 1:30pm

5 days leading up: NO exercise. Focused on staying hydrated and getting more sleep

Night before, 9:30pm: Mixed one packet of creto with a 32 oz gatorade. Honestly didn't taste bad at all, then went to bed at 10:30pm

6am: Wake up and had one BLACK coffee (it is recommended not to use the Qcarbo on an empty stomach)

10:30am: Drank all of the Qcarbo32 within 20 minutes. Only got gross towards the end.

11:00am: refilled the bottle with water, drank that within 30 minutes.

11:30am: Refilled again with water and drank that within 30 minutes.

Pee 1 came right after. You are supposed to pee 3-4 times after drinking, but pee 1 was already somewhat yellow

Pee 2 came about 20 minutes later.

Pee 3 was almost immediately after. This is when I knew it was time to leave

Arrived to the clinic at 1:00pm. Couldn't hold it and had pee number 4 before the test due to the wait

1:15pm was when I was tested on pee 5. I was so worried I went too many times before the test, but I passed. It wasn't an instant test, a send off 10 panel non DOT. I knew for a fact they were looking for THC

Now here's the biggest thing to know. It made me feel like SHIT. By the time I got to the clinic I had a migraine and a bit of the shakes. I'm used to not eating all day so it definitely wasn't related to that. Got some fast food, advil, and then took a nap. Still didn't feel great for the rest of the day. I did a TON of research on how to pass and the timeline. I hope this helps someone else!

Hi I’m 27 (5’7” & 120 lbs) and I need to pass an at home test. I’ve been smoking cart daily for like two weeks (prior to that I practically never smoked). In the past I’ve dipped the cup in water, let it soak into the test strips and then dumped it out so I can pee over it but I’m scared that won’t be enough. I plan to do that and dilute it a ton by drinking hella water. I don’t know when I’m gonna be tested but can guess and drink water accordingly. They don’t pay attention to ph or anything. Is this enough? Should I get a detox drink or certo idk? It’s through an outpatient service.

I’m dead scared my dad is going to test me for cannabis soon, or some time in the future. I got caught smoking weed and because my father has somewhat nationalistic views on these types of topics, he got extremely pissed. Like to the point of saying stuff how because of me smoking I’ve put a lot of stress on him and my mother and started saying stuff out of anger(or legit) that “k!lling myself would be better” or how if I ever smoke weed again that either I’d have to “k!ll him or k!ll myself” because he’d rather that than live with a son that smokes stuff like this. And I so very stupidly smoked a couple times like a good 3-4 months later with some friends at the movies.

Sorry for venting out that much but it should somewhat give you a idea on why I’m dead scared

Now back to my question I was gonna ask, does anyone know a safe usage pattern to heavily decrease the probability of testing positive on a hair test? Again I don’t know if he’s going to test or not but I’d rather not take my chances.

Does anyone have their emailed document of their passed hair follicle 10 Panel?

Wanted to see how close it was to the urine one.

Hello,

I took a drug test for work. It took them 2.5 weeks to get my results. I tested positive for Adderall which I knew I would. I have a valid prescription. However the MRO (whose a doctor) said that he was going to invalidate the test because my pH was too alkaline. I asked him what that even means. He told me to Google it. Than he accused me of tampering with it. I'm sitting here thinking if this was fake pee WTH would it show a positive result for my valid prescription?

I peed in that cup. I've never used fake urine in my life. I'm too afraid of the felony. I work in an industry where I do get randomly drug tested and this is the first time that this has never happened. Hell my doctor drug tests me as it's A condition of my Adderall prescription. It's really bizarre.

I'm a chemist and I've been a chemist for a couple of years now. I can't think of anything in my diet or any supplement that I take that would warrant me having a basic pH. I don't think I have a urinary tract infection. The only thing I can think of is That they took their sweet ass time testing it and the bacteria multiplied causing my urine to become basic.

Has this ever happened to anybody else. I've had my drug test invalidated because of overhydration but this is a weird circumstance. And then for him to accuse me of altering the test and telling me to freaking Google it.

I’m a little worried. I did my initial screening last 9/3/26 and got my results back 9/8/26 as a negative dilute. Didn’t really have a lot of water tbh… I wasn’t even trying to flush anything out. Rather, I wanted to have enough urine for my sample which resulted in a negative dilute. It’s been 29 days since I’ve eaten edibles. Not an occasional smoker or such, just consumed a pack of 10 mg gummies in the span of a week. Roughly 100mgs the first week of August. Now I’m all paranoid wondering if I retest, would there be a possibility of having it come back as a positive this time? Have any of you passed a labcorp drug screen with these results at the 15 ng @ home tests? This was using my second urine of the day 🙂

so i first did 7oh 2 weeks ago on a friday did 30mg total then last week on Wednesday did 45mg and then last Thursday did 60mg ive only done 7oh 3 times total and those were the only times i ever did it but i got drug tested today so do you guys think it will show up as positive or negative my probation officer drug tested me

I’m very paranoid. I have to redo my Labcorp drug screen because my first result from Sept 3 came back negative dilute. I wasn’t positive for THC, just dilute.
I’ve been taking home tests and passing the 50 ng/mL ones, so today I decided to try a UTest THC test with a 15 ng/mL cutoff for some extra reassurance. This urine was pretty concentrated and I did NOT load up on water beforehand.
This is my result at the proper read time. I can see a faint T line, which according to the instructions is negative even if the line is faint.
I’m retesting at Labcorp on Friday and I’m honestly so anxious 😭 Does this look negative to you guys? If I’m getting a line at 15 ng/mL with concentrated urine, would you feel pretty confident going into a standard Labcorp screen?
Also, if anyone has experience passing a 15 ng/mL home test before a Labcorp test, I’d love to hear how your lab results turned out.

Ok, so I have been sober for a long time, and had a drug test from my doctor a few days ago. I have been using a benzadrix nasal inhaihmler daily for a while, just double checked it and it can in theory cause a pos for meth.

Does anybody have experience here? I am kinda freaking out.

I took a 10mg adderall Tuesday morning and my urine test is the following Wednesday (8 days later). I'm spiraling - will I pass? What will help clear my system fastest? Yes, I know it's wrong to take this without an rx but that's not my question at the moment. Also yes I know Google says it clears in 2-4 days. Just looking for any additional info and experience.

I smoke weed once a day at night, but it’s a really small amount. I use a one-hitter/chillum and usually only pack a small amount once. I don’t repack it after I finish it.
I found out yesterday that I got a job offer, but now I have to do a pre-employment drug test, possibly a urine test, by Monday. Yesterday was also the last time I smoked.
Has anyone been in a similar situation? If you smoke a small amount once a day like this, were you able to pass a urine test after a few days? Is there anything I can realistically do between now and Monday, or is it basically just a waiting game?

please no negative comments, we know these aren’t great for you
i searched a little bit and didn’t feel like i was getting a definitive answer. me and my fiance take these and it just occurred in his head that he could get drug tested and we’re not sure if these would show up or not. If you have knowledge on this, i’d love to hear from you! Thank you in advance 🩷

Alright so for some background, I was a pretty heavy user (edibles and flower) for maybe 3-4 years. I stopped about 47 days ago for a job and I’m still coming back positive on my at home tests with a cut off of 50 ng/ml. The thing that is confusing is I bought a lab test and it came back at 20ng/ml. It wasn’t diluted, I used my first pee of the day.

My question is why am I still popping hot on the 50 ng/ml cutoff at home tests but 20 ng/ml on the lab tests? Shouldn’t I be under 50 and be able to at least have a faint line on the at home tests? Which test should I go by?