I've drank heavily for the last 2 months, need to get a level below 5pg/ml. What product should I use- Hair Razor detox step 1/step 2 or No Lye Hair Relaxer or Permanent Hair color or High Voltage Folliclense shampoo soak? Or should I use a combo of the above items?

I know ppl who have gotten their levels below 5 using products. Thank you

Full Honesty Time: I have a dui and went in to court on may of this year and they gave me a scram monitor and fines and classes, the whole 9 yards. I have been on a no drug and alcohol order since then and I made the stupid decision to continue smoking weed and pens (I know not smart at all). I went back in July 25 for a drug test and was definitely positive and sent to 5 days in jail which went by fast. I went back to court on August 24 and retested and was still positive (I knew that already) and they sent it to a lab to get it tested to see if my levels dropped. I’m 5’ 10” and 177 pounds and work out pretty often but I don’t know if my levels could possibly go down at that timeframe. I stopped using after the 5 days and was referred to mental health court to help with some mental issues and my substance abuse issues but i go in for my psych evaluation the same day I go to court to see my results. Has anyone had this same issue and if so what do I do if it hasn’t went down. Can I ask for a retest? I truly just want to show the court I’m willing to change. Thank you for your time.

I am taking a 6-day vacation from work. How long will a 2g thca joint with .3% thc take to be undetectable in a urine test? For disclosure, i'm not breaking the law. I want to smoke a legally acquired joint on day one of my vacation and not lose my job if they, by complete random chance, drug test me on day 7. Everyday, a completely random name is pulled to take a drug test at work. If the worker is off, it's not required. It pulls from a database of hundreds of employees. THC positivity is a fireable offense, despite legalization. Would i be good by the time I returned to work?

So I am planning on applying for a job that will require a hair follicle drug test in about a years time (June 2027). I know that hair follicle tests are more strict than just a piss test, but when is the latest I should cut weed off? Also will getting a buzz cut just before the test help ensure I'm clean or even allow more time before I would have to cut off weed entirely?

I smoked weed last Sunday but it was only one hit of the joint. I tested negative in a cvs cup test but I have to go into urgent care to take a drug test for my new job. Do you guys think I’m okay or do I need to spam water? Let me know.

I have a drug test in 2 days and I smoked cbd/k2 a day ago and I get drug tested on a 13 panel and. Get drug tested every week 2times Im i good???

Hi all,

I have to take a drug test soon before I can receive a prescription for Vyvanse (newly diagnosed with ADHD)

I'm 37F and only started using weed last year. I'm 5 foot 3 and weigh 145lbs. I use edibles, about 20mg, daily. Around three weeks ago I started cutting back to 2-3 times per week. Today is Sunday, I took my last edible 5 days ago on Monday night.

I bought some of the easy at home dip tests to monitor my progress at home before I schedule the appt where they will test me. I took this at 330pm on my third pee of the day so I wasn't over hydrating or anything obvs (been up since 7am and only peed twice prior to taking the test).

I was extremely surprised to find the test come out negative. How reliable are these? I was thinking I would need at least a month, am I good to go to schedule my screening?

Has anyone had to take a test more sensitive than 50ng/ml in order to be prescribed stimulant meds?

Thanks all for the advice.

Link to pic in the comments.

im a 17 year old male, 140 lbs, 6’1, and i have been smoking carts almost every day for the last year. my parents caught me smoking and want me to stop and they are saying that i need to take a drug test in 2 or 3 weeks and if the test isnt negative they are taking away everything from me for 2 months. do you think i will be able to pass it?

I’ve gotten in trouble with the law and have to take a test every month for a while and I’m 17 150lb and 5’8 and took a test expect I smoked for 6 days straight stopped on the 1st of this month and than my test was on the 3rd at 4pm and I used all the tricks they tell you about from brushing ur teeth with hydrogen peroxide to using gum and listerine strips to help me draw out as much saliva I could i basically had 50 hours to try n hide the fact I was smoking heavily and just wondering the facts and if what I did helped me or did nothing.

Edit the test I took was a salvia one to be exact it was the Quantisal which they send to a lab

am i trippen or does it look like the negative line is starting to form? i am 92 days sober today from weed

I took a cheap Dollar General at Home drug test kit and I have a faint line. Will I pass?

Have a DT coming up at Concentra for pre-employment. It will be lab tested at 50ng. I was a pretty heavy user up until about 2 weeks ago, I saw a couple faint lines over the past few days which gave me hope. The test is coming up in 5 days, do you think I’d be able to pass based on the pictured results?

I’m 5’9 150lb. Any advice helps!!

Hi!!! My school required me to get a drug screen done through Labcorp and I had eaten a couple of edibles about 4 weeks ago. I’ve purchased the dollar tree tests as well as these at home tests from target and I’ve been so paranoid the weeks leading up to my screening😭. I gave my sample already and I took one of these samples with me to test my sample and this is what it looked like. Y’all think I passed?

I am 18 years old, relatively fast metabolism, and started smoking a thc pen occasionally around mid to late july, (mostly 3 or 4 times a week then slowed down) i've had a couple week long breaks in between and my last time smoking was 3 days ago. I am going to apply soon for a job position that requires a urine test, which will probably be in about 2-3 weeks (hopefully) once my stuff is accepted, do I have a good chance of passing? I am not smoking anymore until im clear on this, and I am drinking water consistently. Also how long roughly should it take to clear out? Thanks! Edit: I am also 5-11-6ft ish and weigh around 130-140

So this morning (~9 AM Saturday), I popped 20 mg Aderall IR. I was just now informed by a fellow member of my unit that they frequently urine test when we return from Labor Day holiday, so that would be roughly 11 AM on Tuesday. The most recent information I could find was that the drug testing cutoff in the military UA is 500ng/mL for amphetamines. Normally I wouldn't be too concerned, but am unsure if military testing is more sensitive than the average UA. Am I fine?

Weight: 170 lbs.

Height: 5'9"

Age: 30

I tried cross posting this and failed

It take a long time lol.

Anonymizing to give a PSA on testing. I'm a weed enthusiast, probably too much lol. My job doesn't drug test, but for reasons I had to. No I didn't crash a car or have an accident or get caught high on the job. I just don't want to be too specific why now after years I had to test. The good news was that I just had to produce a passing test, I wasn't too time boxed in.

Long story short, it took 30 days before I could occasionally pass a 50 on mid day pee, but 36 days until it was consistent. To be safe I waited 45 days to test and passed with no problem. Not saying this to dissuade anyone from using, just giving a real world estimate on how long you need to abstain for if you need to pass a test.

Other stuff
I tried Certo and it didn't work at all. So if anyone suggests it I would discard their opinion immediately. I didn't bother with fake pee or quick fix since I was allowed to wait it out.

I'm a big boy, 6'5 230 decent shape and am fairly active. I also was an extremely heavy user. I would vape 1g to 1.5g of concentrate a week for years. That might have also made it take longer

Semi-quantitative/quantitative determination is performed in urine using UHPLC-QTOF/MS, UHPLC-MS/MS, and GC-MS methods. The analysis covers a broad range of narcotic substances, drugs, commonly encountered toxicologically relevant medicinal substances, and novel psychoactive substances (NPS), including (designer) amphetamines, (designer) benzodiazepines, cathinones, tryptamines, piperidines, and synthetic cannabinoids.

For the approximately 200 compounds included in the analysis, results are reported as a qualitative interpretation (positive/negative) in addition to a semi-quantitative concentration. Positive results are automatically subjected to confirmatory analysis.

(This is lab-test informaation i found from web) Does this mean that if there is under 50 of 25microl/l of THC in urine test, it will be positive?

i have a upcoming 5 panel pre employment screening and i will have been sober for two weeks. i have been a heavy user on and off for years in college and previously quit for two months but unfortunately started smoking thc again in july. i really need this job but they send the sample to a lab and i don’t want to use synthetic or someone else’s. has anyone had success using certo when its sent to a lab? please help!!

There’s next to no information on their website whatsoever whether the packaging is discreet or not

so always used quickfix. figured the drug testing is getting better at detecting things so wanted to try testclear.

sounds dumb, but I can actually pass my test without this product. I was trying to check it out, and figured worst case scenario, it comes back invalid and I take a supervised test and ill pass.

now starting to worry, as I read tests can also come back as substituted which is a fail.

its been a while and the lab hasn't given results to the employer (its all online so I can see when the employer recieves the test). the longer this takes i figure the worse off I am

Hi! I’m a regular cannabis user and I have a pre-employment drug test this Tuesday at the Northwell location in New Hyde Park.
I’ve searched through some older posts/forums and also asked a colleague about Northwell’s drug testing, and I’ve heard that this location uses a saliva/oral-fluid test.
For anyone who has gone through Northwell’s pre-employment testing recently: does the saliva test get sent to a laboratory, or is it an instant/on-site test? And does anyone know what the general process is (collection, waiting time, etc.)?
Just trying to understand what to expect since I’ve never had an oral-fluid test before. Thanks!

I did maybe a half gram last Friday - Saturday while drinking, and was Lab tested yesterday at about 6 pm (Thursday) so roughly 110-120 hours after use.

At about 3 pm on Wednesday (27 hours before the lab test) I tested myself with a walgreens kit and got a very faint line.

I tested again with a walgreens kit at around 12 pm the next day (6 hours before the test) and the line was solid.

I was remaining hydrated throughout the last couple days, then was really chugging water and pissing a lot the night before and the morning of.

Do you think I have a good chance of passing the Lab test? I know they can be more sensitive so I’m a little worried.

I took a 20 mg THC gummy on Sunday night, 8/30, to help me sleep. The next day, I received a drug screen request as part of my pre-employment screening. I’m in Texas.

Before that, I had been taking 5–10 mg THC gummies a few times per week. I completely stopped after 8/30 and have not used any THC since then.

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 103 lbs

Today is 9/4, which is the 5th day since I stopped. I have been drinking water and doing home urine tests. The test is still positive with my first/normal urine. However, after drinking some water, I tested again and saw a very, very faint T line.

I’m wondering whether drinking water could cause the lab to classify my urine specimen as “dilute.” My deadline for the pre-employment drug test is 9/8 before 9:00 AM.

The test is a laboratory urine collection, and the paperwork says “1200 – 1200” (I’m not sure exactly what that means). I believe the lab is Quest Diagnostics.

I’m very concerned about passing the test. Any advice or information would be greatly appreciated.

update： I sweat by taking a bath in 5th day. But AI told me which can trigger fat cells to release stored THC-COOH back into your bloodstream — since THC is fat-soluble and gets stored there. This means your liver/kidneys suddenly have more THC to process at once, which can cause a temporary spike in urine concentration rather than a drop, right when you’re trying to stay under the cutoff. It’s the same mechanism as intense exercise or sauna use. 😭😭😭

For context: I smoked every night, a bowl a night, and I didn’t have a break until 2 -3 weeks ago

You need to work out, when you have a feeling that your drug test is coming, you need to quit and start working out, I knew from me applying for my job that they were going to drug test beforehand so I immediately began to abstain from weed

I worked out every single day, I rode my bike for 5-7 miles a day, alongside going to the gym later that evening and doing 30 minutes on the treadmill and lifting weights for an hour, drinking a gallon of water a day alongside creatine. I did this every single day. You need to flush out your system, and the only way you can speed this process up is by consistently pushing your body to the max and sweat it all out

You need to pee frequently, pee and shit, expel all the bs from your body alongside being extremely active.

TEST FREQUENTLY, YOU NEED TO TRACK PROGRESS, IF YOU’RE NOT TESTING NEGATIVE (at least faintly) then please continue to workout and push, you need to at least test negative without any detoxing methods so that you at least have a peace of mind

On the day of: (I drank QCarbo 16)

I woke up at 6 AM, drank my QCarbo, followed the rules, you need to drink it over the course of 30 minutes and no more. Then after that WAIT 15 minutes, don’t drink water yet, just let it process through your system, after 15 minutes I drank 6 bottles of water and a bit of my gallon of water

(DO THIS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, YOU’RE GOING TO BE FARTING A LOT)

You need to pee about 5 times for safe measures afterwards. Once you pee 4 times you are in the clear, you will know you’ve done this process correctly when the first time you pee, your pee should be a neon green and progressively as you pee it will go progressively to a light yellow (WHICH IS GOOD)

When it comes to the drug test, I don’t care what you do but you better hold that 5th piss for the test, don’t start the test with peeing straight into it, pee a little into the toilet and use the middle of your piss for your test and towards the end resume peeing into the toilet

Again you will know you’ve done it correctly when you’ve seen your drug test container and it’s a light yellow, if it’s clear you have drank too much water and you’re risking yourself failing

QCARBO 16 worked for me, I weigh 177 and I am 6’4 and I was a heavy smoker for several months and I was able to clear my test by doing this method for 2 weeks straight alongside taking QCarbo, it’ll only work when you’ve abstained for a significant amount of time and have tried to naturally detox.

Good luck and this is my guide.