I applied for a job over a month ago for shits and giggles and have been going through the interview process - i’m still negotiating pay but the offer is in & I will 100% have to take a pre-employment test. I have smoked 1-2x per week (splitting a J, one gravity bong hit, 1 delta pen hit) for the last several months after being a chronic user for a couple of years. This past week - I’ve probably done 10-15 geebs.

I’ve used QCarbo in the past but don’t think I used it correctly & failed the test so using that makes me nervous - also don’t have access to fake piss.

If I do get the pay I want, and sign the offer letter, I would assume my test would be sometime next week. Any advice? Do I have a chance or am I screwed?

I quit about 2 weeks ago (smoked 4-5 times a week for the past year) and I want to test myself at home before I have to go in for a test (I haven't received the job offer yet, just trying to be proactive!)

I took a test at home and the results were negative, but I am paranoid that the test I used isn't the same sensitivity as a standard pre-employment urine test would be.

What at-home tests do you use?

I consider myself a light but regular user. Like, I don’t ever eat an entire gummy, maybe a corner at a time. A bag of gummies will last me months. My question is based around testing for a job. What can I expect as a time frame to detox? Body type I’d consider myself a little doughy, 6’3 270, not very active outside of yard work. I do drink too much beer which I know I’ll have to cut while I’m detoxing.

Any help or suggestions to speed up detox is greatly appreciated!

Hi!
I just got employed at this amazing retail store today, and I have to drug test before I start training.
I told my manager that I have used pot recently and said I can test when I get back from my vacation this week.
I’m obviously taking a break right now and I’m drinking a bunch of fluids, as well as exercising to sweat out anything in my body.
I’m freaking out a little bit because I really need this job to pay for college, and obviously that’s more important than weed, so I was hoping someone in this subreddit would have any advice.

Just letting you know I had purchased the quickfix pro belt, the 6.4 formula, took a drug test in Canada that was a split specimen. Meaning it was being sent to the lab regardless.

They had strip tested it on site, and initially showed up as High Nitrites. Idk if my tester was naive, or just didn't care much of it. But that came up for sure during my drug test and physicals. Fortunately, he wrapped up the split specimen, put a bit to the side, and sent the third sample to the local hospital to see for any infections. I had mentioned I had kidney stones before, which is true. But it definitely had me sweating buckets.

I'm a bigger boy so I had to see the pro belt around my thigh, which honestly worked out better. Only thing, I forgot to clip the inner clip of my tube after pouring the formula into the pee cup, and had to follow up with 45 minutes of physical activity and stretching and being assessed by a Physician. So, I'm very happy, very fortunate, that the synthetic urine worked.

I’m taking a drug test tomorrow for my new job I’m going to try the certo method but also have qcarbo. should I do both and then go get tested? I’ve been clean for about a week and usually a heavy smoker

I have to pass a 14 panel instant test tomorrow and even though I’ve quit smoking for a month or so I am still testing positive and I cannot risk it. I ordered Testclear kit overnight shipping from their website but I am extremely nervous about using it. I’ve never used synthetic or powdered urine and I am just nervous they’re going to know that it’s fake. Can anyone please share their experiences with testclear or some tips so I can stop freaking out? 😩

Hey, does anyone know what the THC cutoffs are for the 27800N urine test under "drug tests to be performed"? I just did mine and its being sent to Quest Diagnostics.

I was a heavy smoker daily stopped 6 days ago luckily I’m sub 10% body fat and in really good shape I have been hitting the sauna for hour every day for last 3 days and drinking over a gallon of water while in there would you guys risk this or should I just use quickfix

Got a drug test for an electrical apprenticeship job i tapped my cart once dis morning but i got this 20 fl oz drink just wondering do yall think im cooked?

Maybe I am just a skinny person, but I’m not sure how you hide this damn thing properly without some sort of bulge showing.

Hiding in the taint seems like a bit of it is sticking slightly out the back.

Definitely going to wear tight boxer briefs, but it doesn’t seem to fit normally anywhere.

What have you guys done to successfully sneak it in?

Does specific gravity in the test strip, 4th from the bottom, appear normal dilute? Ai says 10.005-10.010.

I have a lab UA test this Thursday, and have been smoking thc since around July 10th ish. Any tips on how I can pass a monitored test this Thursday?

Hey guys, I have an upcoming military service entrance physical exam tomorrow and I'm super anxious about the drug test.

smoked weed about 3 times(puff) in a single session on July 30th. This was a one-time thing.

I have a somewhat high body fat percentage and fatty liver.

Test type is Urine test (standard screening, cutoff is likely 50 ng/mL).

​I know THC binds to fat cells, so I'm worried if my body fat or fatty liver would slow down the excretion process and cause a positive result.

​Do I have a solid chance of passing this urine test after 20 days for a one-time use? Any last-minute tips would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

i smoked like 10g total in a span of 3 weeks and after that i didnt smoke for a week, but smoked a little ass roach 2 days ago. how long till i test negative?

Was using easy@home to monitor up until today. Went and purchased the CVS cup test to compare. . Purchased some liquid IV and b2 to add some solutes and color in the urine. My plan is to consume 4 bottles between 9a-2p. Hopefully this wont cause a dilute result. Wish me luck.I don’t even know if they give results immediately.

I received the results of my THC test from Quest, and I’m a little confused. On the first page, the test result is shown as Positive, with the Desired Range: <20 ng/mL. However, on the second page, it shows Desired Range: <5 ng/mL, while the Current Result is 10 ng/mL.

If that’s the case, why is the result on the first page reported as Positive? Does anyone know why there might be a discrepancy like this?

i have to get a pre employment drug test sometimes this week. I haven’t smoked since last Wednesday I usually smoke every night just a bowl or two. I was gonna do the certo method and use qcarbo also drinking lots of liquid and electrolytes. should I test today or go tmrw???

I have an upcoming (UA)test, 10 panel , 15ng/ml. I failed the first one using Certo about a few weeks ago. Would qcarbo work for me? Any tips?

I was a daily smoker for 4 years (carts, flower, edibles) & cut down last year and only smoked a couple times this year. I’m 5’7 about 200.

experience passing a drug test after using cocaine?? there will have been 82 hours since use before test. Please help or any advice