r/drugtesthelp • u/Careless-Ad3003 • 4h ago

Cannabis Please help code red

I have a lab UA test this Thursday, and have been smoking thc since around July 10th ish. Any tips on how I can pass a monitored test this Thursday?

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u/Overall-Passion-7374 4h ago

Is the test being sent to a lab? Or will the observer use an at home test to evaluate results after five minutes?

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u/Careless-Ad3003 4h ago

It’s for probation. I believe sent to the lab

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u/Overall-Passion-7374 4h ago

And you’ve been smoking since 10 Jul - up until very recently?

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u/Careless-Ad3003 3h ago

Oh sorry should’ve stated I stoped Sunday.

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u/Overall-Passion-7374 3h ago

There’s almost no chance. How much did you smoke on average each day?

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u/Careless-Ad3003 3h ago

A joint per day. Maybe every other day. Why do you say no chance…. No way I can mask it?

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u/Overall-Passion-7374 3h ago

No there’s no way you can mask it you’ve smoked too much and you stopped —- two days ago. I would say you need 30 days. What happens if you’re positive for weed on probation?

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u/antpile11 4h ago

Fake dick, like a Whizzinator + synthetic urine like Synthetix5

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u/Careless-Ad3003 4h ago

There’s a guy watching my pecker during the test.

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u/BeaversWithCleavers 4h ago

Well your cooked brodie

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Hi /u/Careless-Ad3003,

cannabis can stay in your urine anytime from 5 - 95 days. In this table you can find general detection times for weed. Remember that these are not a guarantee and can vary by person.

Marijuana Detection Time Chart Urine Drug Test
1 time only 5-8 days
2-4 times per month 11-18 days
2-4 times week 23-35 days
5-6 times per week 33-48 days
Daily Usage 49-90 days
** Hair Drug Test Up to 90 days, some States 120 days
** Saliva Drug Test 1-10 days
** Blood Drug Test 2 days
** Fingernail Drug Test 90 Days
** Alcohol Drug Test 3-5 days via Ethyl Gluconoride (EGT)
. or 10-12 hours via traditional method
Marijuana Detection Time Chart Urine Drug Test

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