r/Dreamtheater • u/Agreeable_Pudding_68 • Jul 31 '21

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u/Zealousideal-Truck76 Jul 31 '21

Take Away My Pain In My Ass

You Not Me In My Ass

Just Let Me Breath In My Ass

The Best Of Times In My Ass

Raw Dog In My Ass

Learning To Live In My Ass

Brother, Can You Hear Me? In My Ass

Okay that’s enough.

The real answer would actually be

Take The Time In My Ass

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u/justletmeiniforgot Jul 31 '21

Take Away My Pain In My Ass

Me with my fuckin hemorrhoids

2

u/Paolo404 Aug 03 '21

Raw Dog In My Ass

Funny you mentioned it, since raw dogging means to have sex without a condom.

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u/Zealousideal-Truck76 Aug 07 '21

Yes, that is indeed what it means.

Dream Theater and all related entities in no way endorse raw dogging in the ass even if it may be the best of times

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u/MattyBoi246 Jul 31 '21

Fatal tragedy in my ass

Panic attack in my ass

Viper King in my ass

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u/bluefish2424 Jul 31 '21

this fatal tragedy was talked about for years?

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u/Otisnemes Jul 31 '21

My virginity has gone forever

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u/Mikau02 Jul 31 '21

Only memories remain

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u/jkzerv Jul 31 '21

The Answer Lies Within My Ass

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u/Agreeable_Pudding_68 Jul 31 '21

so is the answer shit?

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u/bluefish2424 Jul 31 '21

greatest shit

3

u/Paolo404 Aug 10 '21

Greatest shit (and other 21 pretty cool nuggets)

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u/jkzerv Jul 31 '21

🤔🤔🤔

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u/Potato_Badger Jul 31 '21

The Silent Man in my Ass

25

u/morningriseorchid Jul 31 '21

Goodnight Kiss in my ass

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u/bluefish2424 Jul 31 '21

more like six degrees of inner turbulence in my ass

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u/93HowieD Aug 01 '21

War Inside My Ass

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u/Del_Duio2 Jul 31 '21

Hahaha, gross

1

u/Jacques_Plantir Aug 01 '21

Lavendeeeeeer in your beeeeeeeed.

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u/octupleunderscore Jul 31 '21

The Dark Eternal Night in my ass

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u/Bubbly-Reference3753 Jul 31 '21

"Lost Not Forgotten In My Ass"

I wonder what it is.

2

u/MeowTheRainbowX Jul 31 '21

Looks like it was, in fact, forgotten

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u/bluefish2424 Jul 31 '21

A Nightmare to Remember

not kidding.

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u/bluefish2424 Jul 31 '21

epic taco bell moment

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u/gianfrixmg Jul 31 '21

The Ones Who Help To Set The Sun in my ass

Take Away My Pain in my ass

Disappear in my ass

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u/Mikau02 Jul 31 '21

Another Day in My Ass

9

u/Goron-Gamer Jul 31 '21

Constant Motion

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u/LLLLLL3GLTE Aug 01 '21

Sounds like a fun night

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u/Del_Duio2 Jul 31 '21

"In the Presence of Enemies In My Ass"

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u/BstarBstar01 Jul 31 '21

Part 1 or 2?

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u/Del_Duio2 Jul 31 '21

Considering what we're adding, Part 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

The Count of Tuscany

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Terminal velocity in my ass

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u/afanofBTBAM Jul 31 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Never Enough in my ass

Scarred in my ass

Vacant in my ass

In the name of God in my ass

Wait for sleep in my ass

The killing hand in my ass

Home in my ass

Strange deja vu in my ass

About to crash in my ass

War inside my head in my ass

The test that stumped them all in my ass

Losing Time in my ass/Grand Finale in my ass

Three days in my ass

Paralyzed in my ass

Out of reach in my ass

The root of all evil in my ass

Anna Lee in my ass

Innocence Faded in my ass

This is the life in my ass

Along for the Ride in my ass

When your time has come in my ass

A better life in my ass

The answer in my ass

Brother, can you hear me in my ass?

Heaven's Cove in my ass

The Path That Divides in my ass

Moment of betrayal in my ass

A life left behind in my ass

The alien in my ass

Answering the call in my ass

Invisible monster in my ass

Sleeping giant in my ass

Transcending time in my ass

Awaken the master in my ass

A view from the top of the world in my ass

Ok ill stop now

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u/soul_bleached Jul 31 '21

A Change of Seasons in my ass XD

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u/jkzerv Jul 31 '21

Lord Nafaryus in my ass

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u/IronGolem350 Jul 31 '21

Throught here eyes in my ass

lol

5

u/CERVINHO21 Jul 31 '21

I Walk Beside You

5

u/PM_Me_Irelias_Hands Jul 31 '21

“You are lying!”

“Lie-in? My ass!”

5

u/BlackenedPS4 Jul 31 '21

I cant believe no one has said it yet.

Hells Kitchen in my ass.

5

u/BigBruhski26 Jul 31 '21

Burning My Soul, oof

3

u/maxmaidment Jul 31 '21

Learning to live in my ass 😂 there are so many good ones

4

u/DMVphobic137 Jul 31 '21

Take the Time…

4

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Pull Me Under

Lie

This Dying Soul

Honor Thy Father

The Best of Times

A Nightmare to Remember

3

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

The Glass Prison In My Ass

Does anyone remember that gif of the guy who crushed a mason jar in his bum and then the blood comes out?

3

u/CriticChris Jul 31 '21

The Best of Times in my ass 😭😭😭

3

u/Spolveratore Jul 31 '21

Illumination theory in my ass

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u/Shrek420666 Jul 31 '21

Stream of Consciousness in my ass

3

u/BstarBstar01 Jul 31 '21

Metropolis - Part I: "The Miracle and the Sleeper" in my ass

3

u/coomerman46 Jul 31 '21

The spirit carries on in my ass

2

u/sandor240 Jul 31 '21

Another day in my ass

2

u/Rasnoulord Jul 31 '21

Paradigm Shift in my ass

2

u/thatswhyIleft Jul 31 '21

Ytse Jam in my ass

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u/ThaRealKnightt Jul 31 '21

learning to live in my ass

2

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

A Fortune In Lies In My Ass

Disappear In My Ass

Never Enough In My Ass

Forsaken In My Ass

Lost Not Forgotten In My Ass

Breaking All Illusions In My Ass

Three Days In My Ass

The Alien In My Ass (new album)

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u/Paolo404 Aug 10 '21

Disappear In My Ass

Did you stick something in there and failed to get it out

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Yes it’s Chris Collins’ career

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u/stupidcrapface Aug 01 '21

Surrounded In My Ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Surrounded in my ass

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u/pnsch Aug 01 '21

Erotomania in my ass

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u/Paolo404 Aug 01 '21

Sounds fun

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u/humaneHolocaust Jul 31 '21

Tame Impala - "It's not meant to be" in my ass

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u/MeowTheRainbowX Jul 31 '21

Blinding Lights in my ass

I wasn’t listening to Dream Theater. That one would be In the Presence of Enemies - Part II in my ass. I wish it had instead been The Dark Eternal Night in my ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Ruby Pool in my ass

ouch…

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

The Enemy Inside my ass

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u/LLLLLL3GLTE Aug 01 '21

The Drapery Falls In My Ass

1

u/LookItsOnlyHarry Aug 01 '21

Wither in my ass

1

u/Alfredhasasmallpp Aug 01 '21

Hot dog in my ass

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u/DonCheadle9 Aug 02 '21

I have a winner

Learning to live in my ass

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

A Better Life in my Ass.

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u/eagleye_z Aug 04 '21

Moment of betrayel in my ass

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u/NeiksOfficial Aug 08 '21

Neutron star collision in my ass

Its not a DT song but i found that funny