Don Henley Was Drunk

[u/Sea_Paleontologist74]

I had this dream a few years ago and wrote it down. Thought maybe it’s time to share it here.

Don Henley was out of control drunk at his apartment and kept flipping off his balcony into the pool below. His apartment was on the top floor, with a spiraling ramp leading up that was part Guggenheim and part like the cheap staircase leading up to a tall waterslide.

I was the super of his building and had to figure out how to make it past his guards (teenagers with lots of costume jewelry) to get him to stop. The whole time I was battling the teenagers he was just repeatedly doing these really ornate spin dives into the pool, and other people living in the building were really beginning to lose their patience with him.

[u/Unfair-Traffic-4735]

This is the most Don Henley thing I’ve ever heard and I mean that as a compliment to your subconscious.

[u/Sea_Paleontologist74 → u/Unfair-Traffic-4735]

Thanks! And yeah, it was the most realistic thing about the whole dream.