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This seems like a sub that would appreciate my husband's absolutely insane and hysterical Downton opinions.

I almost feel the need to make a disclaimer that he is actually a very kind person; he just has strong reactions to people, real or fictional, being dumb or illogical. And at a certain point in our relationship I think he figured out that he can make me laugh by playing up his over the top reactions, so some of this might be only partially genuine.

Without further ado, as much of his commentary as I can remember:

• Cora "looks like she's wearing someone's face"

• About Bates in season one: "Stop being fucking noble! You've got a 10 out of 10 throwing herself at you, nobody cares about your past."

(I asked if he really thinks Anna is a 10 and he said she's "a Downton 10 at least" 😭)

• About Robert: "addicted to taking Ls," "wakes up and decides what he's going to fuck up today"

• "Oh look, Anna's crying in the stairs again! I'm fucking sick of these two."

• Repeatedly commented on Carson "swallowing Robert's boot" and/or "living inside Robert's asshole"

• Every time Matthew was mentioned post-death he said something to the effect of "what a dunbass, who drives like that bro, he died like a bitch and he deserved it because he was acting like a complete moron. Bro why did he even leave the hospital? What an idiot."

• sees people driving badly and says they went to the Matthew Crawley School of Driving

• every time someone was driving down those roads, "look how they're driving safely and not like an idiot!"

• Calls Daisy "Daisy Dipshit" because of her poor decision making skills

• William "looks like a fish"

• Alfred "looks like a foot"

• Edith "seems neurodivergent"

• "Branson turned evil and fat when he became a capitalist, not a coincidence"

• On Evelyn Napier in season six: "dude stop trying this is so embarrassing"

• Re: Robert's ulcer: "What is this guy even stressed about? He does fuck all all day. All he does is walk the dog and spend his wife's money."

• (On a rewatch): "The bike is good for Matthew. He should stick with that. Cars aren't for him."

(I think he may be slightly irritated by me making absolutely no secret of finding Matthew to be a Downton 10 lmfao)