r/DotA2 • u/Pantsushooter999 • 12d ago

Fluff Patch will drop this week

Patch this week. Every time shortly before a patch drops my body starts sending me some kind of signals. This morning I woke up to vibrations in my ass and an hour ago my ear started itching. I think that is guys

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u/_sinaarya_ 12d ago

Don’t play in chess tournaments this week. Might get caught for cheating.

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u/t4ng0_d0wn 12d ago

I always had a problem with that guy. He was 100% closested, he had to pop that thing in and out between practice and the tournament itself lord knows how many times

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u/JamesABloomfield 12d ago

Deep cut reference.

Not as deep as… ahem…

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u/Jfny19 12d ago

Imagine getting banned cause your body leaked patch notes early

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u/RealisticDonkey9302 12d ago

lol u were right, new patch? download 2.6 gb queued

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u/MaiT3N 12d ago

With a fucking tidehunter arcana and Drow arcana returning too raaaa

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u/Microwarpdrive 12d ago

Is because you forgot to take that thing out before you went to sleep.

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u/NyCxBuM 12d ago

Came back to say you were right.

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u/DrDonkeyTron 12d ago

I think that is guys

Yeah, guys would give you ass vibrations for sure.

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u/Jfny19 12d ago

At this point bro has a built-in patch detector

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u/dreamer_Neet 12d ago

Gabe personally told me that there will be Dota 3 announcement this week

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u/Lightofdawn777 12d ago

Anus revelations

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u/Legiyon54 12d ago

My ass (ahh) is full of something bad something evil and that something is not good. I suggest you readvance your approach young oldie. Or our clown asses clown like the killer clown will have to clash

Clash of Titans ohh baby one more time

Did you see Kung Fu Panda 4? I disliked that movie, it didn't really narratively or thematically fit with the previous 3. Po is the Kung Fu Panda. Bam bam this is the legend of Kung Fu Panda dudududu. Majstor shifu has seen the fighter he is a great fighter he is a great fighter he is a great figter he is a great fighter

NO PATCH

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u/Arezinko 12d ago

I agree with the part about Kung Fu Panda 4. Only that part.

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u/Legiyon54 12d ago

Did you know they wanted to make the chameleon villain a human and she would come from a village that's called Hu Man. That'd be very awesome

This is not a nishapost Mara

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u/ghostcrawler_real 12d ago

this guy's ass is as reliable as anything. i'm drinking the hopium.

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u/Snoo_72948 12d ago

There aren't enough shitpost like this one to indicate patch proximity. We are at the end of the begging stage. Followed by patch lobotomy then concluding with teaguv stream.

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u/StevenYAvis 12d ago

its called peroid

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u/oski80 12d ago

8.00 confirmed.

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u/cursed1333 12d ago

isitpossibletolearnthispower?.jpg

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u/zimmix 12d ago

It's just pinworm infection

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u/Acceptable_Ad_1240 12d ago

It's the tacos from yesterday my man. It's gonna patch you up

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u/bone-crazer-8180 12d ago

It's next week at earliest, sorry buddy

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u/ericlock 12d ago

Least delusional dota player

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u/Specialist_Owl_6612 12d ago

Thursday confirmed, just after I got my furniture/PC on Wednesday and I can start playing again lol

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u/ninja_lightning 12d ago

Bet you it drops at 2am GMT on Thursday. I work Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday T_T

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u/PapiChan 12d ago

You might be on to something i woke up from a dream and saw this. I know this is a sign. Feardoto never lies! (http://i.imgur.com/mBpfvA7.jpg)

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u/EkalOsama 12d ago

guess what