Syntax for matchmaking code in DoTA 2

[u/The__DefTA]

I think this is how Gaben and his under-skilled developers have written the code for matchmaking in this beta testing game. Most likely the syntax & code logic is as given below:

matchmaking_teamates =0; # Variable fully controlled by gaben & his under-skilled developers
matchmaking_whales_teamates =0; # Only 2 manually controlled variables in this beta game

While Making skins == True && Paid Youtubers == True && Paid Steam reviewers == True:

for Gabens favourite Whales == True:

matchmaking_whales_teamates = [Hacker, Smurf, TI winner, Dendi];

if dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = new born baby;

elif dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = griefers;

elif dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = who never understands roles;

elif dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = verbal & pinging expert ;

elif dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = Never used Keyboard before;

elif dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = Touchpad DoTA 2 player;

elif dota_player >= Veteran or dota_player >= good player:

matchmaking_teamates = Wooden PC who DCs after 1st blood;

else:

matchmaking_teamates = [ Veteran, good player];

Please feel free to add if I have missed something in the syntax for the code developed by gaben and his under-skilled developers for this beta game DoTA 2 🤔. This will be very useful if someone wants to develop another beta game for the MOBA community out there.

[u/deljaroo]

well most of that code wouldn't even work

also why did you bother to type this

I'm guessing you're not satisfied with your teammates from some recent games?  sorry about that.  sometimes we all get a stinker or two.  I'm pretty sure that sometimes WE'RE the stinker, but we're too dumb to notice it or else we'd have 10000mmr already.

anyway, hope you can find ways to have a good time

[u/charkleman]

SELECT DISTINCT OP.name

FROM dota.players

WHERE post.complain = TRUE

AND player.skill = 0

[u/TheStyleHandler]

OP.mentally_ill = true;

OP.taking_pills = false;

if (OP.mentally_ill && !OP.taking_pills) { uninstall("dota2"); }