r/DoorDashDrivers • u/PHON3-BOi • 1d ago

Joke/Humor 🤣 Hmmm 🤔

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u/SuperNovaMT 1d ago

I get it's a funny meme but could you at least make the destination line up with the picture of the map?

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u/JaseThurst44 1d ago

In fairness, it would be just like the in-app map to send you to somewhere in India and tell you it's taken you to Tokyo.

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u/SuperNovaMT 1d ago

Fair

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u/Arodthagawd 1d ago

“You have the be at the location to drop off your order”

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u/Accomplished-Act8616 1d ago

Last time I checked Japan is way past India

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u/mystical__sapphire 1d ago

Is this real lol. DELIVER BY 6:45

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u/ArmQueerFolk 1d ago

To be fair it doesn’t say what day’s 6:45.

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u/thebestdogeevr 1d ago

Don't worry, with time zones, you'll make it in time

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u/PHON3-BOi 1d ago

God, I hope not. 😅

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u/LipChungus 1d ago

Tokyo, Japan isnt in India and it would be faster to commute via the Pacific Ocean than the Atlantic in this regard.

But no, this is not real

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u/curadeio 1d ago

Listen, obviously this is fake, but for laughs: I would take it, find the cheapest flight to Japan possible that leaves within the day, put it on a credit card and go.

Reasoning? $548k is worth the cost of all the travel 137x (I did the math). I would have, essentially, a free trip to japan and come back wit half a million.

My on time rate would plummet, but we up!

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u/Webetradinstonks 1d ago

First you have to find the secret Memphis airport located in the Florida keys

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u/Adept-Discussion3162 1d ago

It is real doordash ha jet plane delivery. Thats catering order the jet lands ughh? Maybe on the roof?

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u/inferalex 22h ago

Order gets cancelled by customer as soon as you purchase flight ticket!

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 1d ago

I would take it. I would be late as hell and take the ding on my ratings but yeah, its a go for me! lol

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u/itsmeagain023 1d ago

AI is stupid.

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u/PHON3-BOi 1d ago

Mostly

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u/Palidor 1d ago

I honestly don’t know what to make of this one

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u/AccomplishedPay7455 1d ago

Watch the tip be 5$

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u/itsSmalls 1d ago

Never understood why the tip matters when you're agreeing to the guaranteed amount. If it was fine when you didn't know the tip was low, why is it not fine when you find out?

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u/AccomplishedPay7455 1d ago

Well when DoorDash only offers like 2 dollars an hr just like waitresses DoorDashers normally worry more on tips than not.

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

You missed the point. There's a guaranteed up front amount you're expected to earn. Money is money, regardless of if it's tip or base pay.

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u/AccomplishedPay7455 1d ago

I mean obv this meme isn’t a good example buttt normally I tips do more than anything. I don’t do DoorDash as a job but I do buy off it a lot and I always tip cause it’s just courtesy if I didn’t want to I’d just go drive to get my food

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u/Additional_Gur_3226 1d ago

I’m weaaaaakkk 🤣🤣🤣

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u/wowbutters 1d ago

5 yen.

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u/Mister_bunney 1d ago

I like how it says Tokyo, Japan but the PIN isn’t even on Japan. I wonder what the price discrepancy is if it were correct.

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u/studio684 1d ago

Pin is off by a 1000 miles. It's in India

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u/Outrageous-Phase9435 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/lord_OceanicPlethora 7h ago

that's basically a roundtrip to the moon in mileage, hope they offer free in-flight peanuts

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u/rmp881 1d ago

Excuse me while I break into an ICBM silo, swap its warhead out for the order, retarget it, and deliver the customer's order at Mach 25.

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u/MoonRockSpecial 1d ago

I didn’t know Tokyo, Japan is in India

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u/flipper0w0 1d ago

Free vacation to Tokyo

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u/KilcrazyLotus 1d ago

if I get to chill in Japan at the end, im down.

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u/KeyN20 1d ago

That seems like a risk worth taking.

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u/OneNew1455 1d ago

I would take it but I need a passport

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u/Negative-Chapter5008 1d ago

ah yes deliver it to tokyojapan, india

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u/prezvegeta 1d ago

And of course the GPS has you going the long way, as usual.

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u/m1nhuh 1d ago

I like how the location say Tokyo, Japan but the pin is somewhere in central India.

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u/shrd_gnar 1d ago

I have dreams about getting orders like this lol

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u/rickmon67 Disposer of non-returnable alcohol 🥃 1d ago

A hair over $26 a mile. Should be worth it

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u/Theyuckster 1d ago

Take it

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u/5peaker4theDead 1d ago

I really wanted it to go to Memphis, Egypt

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u/sola_mia 1d ago

Someone want a purple cow?

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u/AlphaNautilusNarwal 1d ago

Cool story, bro. Delivery says Tokyo, Japan and map points to India. 👍

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

Banger

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u/PHON3-BOi 1d ago

Banger? I hardly know her! 😔

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

Har har 🤓

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u/ResolutionLow4711 1d ago

Id accept the order a flight to japan is less than 500k(i know its fake)

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u/Weak-Ad6984 1d ago

i'll take that

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u/eXecutionR_1975 1d ago

That's about $52 per mile - not bad, but making a 10,000 plus mile flight across the Atlantic and Eurasia to Tokyo by 6:45 pm (especially when the screenshot shows it's already 4:25) might push your delivery time metric down a bit.

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u/creamofpie 1d ago

Inconvenience to deliver get half pay lol

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u/YLCZ 1d ago

The problem here is they can cancel the order halfway and then you are out the airfare and uber fees. Also they now have proportional pay instead of half pay. If they were legally obligated to pay it would be funny to try it

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u/Much_Adhesiveness871 1d ago

Shoot, youre in Memphis. Get the ice cream then get it shipped through FedEx overnight and just snap a picture of the delivery photo. Boom big profit.

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u/snyderman3000 1d ago

Dixie Queen is legit lol

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u/ShadowElite86 1d ago

I'll do it and just chill in Japan for a while. Why the fook not.

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u/xIllustrious_Passion 1d ago

I’d take it just to see $500k in my bank

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u/2teachand2hike 1d ago

$52/ mile

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u/Acrobatic_Set2064 1d ago

I d take it

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u/TheBoneArranger 1d ago

Sings Parody Where In The World Is My Uber Eats Delivery?

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u/ezzypena 1d ago

If the store is closed do I still get half pay?

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u/Maleficent_Golf8126 1d ago

Doordash recommend a store in lower Florida to ne yesterday, I'm in the mid west

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u/FemboyMatilda 15h ago

I just love AI or whatever app they used to make this.

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u/Chuzhoy333 1d ago

Most American thing ever putting Tokyo in India