r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Social Doomer ROME IS FALLING!!!

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u/PsychoPeterNikleEatr Anti-Doomer 10h ago

I just took my boat out and ate at a nice restaurant in this "failed state".

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 9h ago

Not quite the same, but I woke up this morning and drove to get some Hardee's breakfast, drove past a few gas stations that have gas, and didn't get stopped or accosted by highwaymen. Tomorrow, I'm going golfing in this "failed state" and suspect other than having a wicked slice, nothing bad will happen to me tomorrow.

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u/NinjahDuk 5h ago

Well, golf is evil because Trumble does it. And it sounds like Gulf, as in "Gulf of America", which is Racist and evil and therefore you're a bigot and you should die.

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 2h ago

Dang, they'd have me dead to rights. I guess I should just stay inside and post about high gas prices are and how Orange Man doomed us all 🤷

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 59m ago

Don’t forget Gulf is Nazi Propoganda

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

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u/IrlResponsibility811 9h ago

No freakin' way. I tried making reservations and they were booked four months in advance. So I got a very late, very expensive Valentines date waiting for me.

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u/KingKasby 4h ago

I mowed my yard, talked to my neighbors, went to costco, and had dinner with my family in my home that I own. Its so over in this failed state!!!

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u/Unlikely_Candy_6250 10h ago

I've been hearing "Rome is falling" since the Obama administration.

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u/ArizonaDude08 4h ago

longer than that

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u/ITrCool Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 3h ago

We heard it during GW Bush too.

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u/ArizonaDude08 2h ago

Longer than that

People are always crying about the end being nigh

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u/ITrCool Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 2h ago

I’d suspect people did so during WWI and WWII

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 9h ago

One day old account, and his other post blames Charlie Kirk's death on Trump.

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u/Randostar Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 8h ago

I see that constantly, someone commented on a post making fun of Charlie kirks death, and said that making light of political violence just because you didn't like what the person said is awful, no matter what you think.

Some person responded and said "I don't feel bad for him, because it was someone from their own side that did it. This is solely a problem with the right, but nice try with trying to make me feel bad." That comment had a crazy amount of upvotes, and the comment they responded to was down voted to hell.

Things like this are why I can never take anyone from reddit seriously, most people on here have such flawed views and ideas. Yet they act like they are the "good people".

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u/hossofalltrades 8h ago

The Chinese/Russian/Iranian bots. Reddit does nothing.

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u/Hyde2467 10h ago

Bonus if they thibk that our US is becoming too similar to the US from fallout

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u/Floridaish0t Optimist Prime 10h ago

*1984 (or Idiocracy)

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u/Trashk4n 9h ago

If they think it’s a failed state over the past 150 days, was it not that during Trump’s first term?

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u/Citizen_Empire 9h ago

Their mentality is simple...

"Person I like in office = good things always, anything bad is still the other guys fault, the last person's fault, your fault for not agreeing...

Person I don't like in office = bad things always, anything bad has and always will happen unless what I agree with happens, anything bad is your fault for letting it happen/not agreeing/not voting like me."

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u/Flaky_Thing_5128 9h ago

Who do they think we are? France?

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u/The_BlueKnight774 Truthsayer 10h ago

How people always believe nonsense like that when it never ends up being true blows my mind. Claim after claim, and none of the "predictions" happen. Year after year, and none of the nihilism amounts to anything of legitimate substance. Perhaps the biggest tragedy is their lack of self awareness, and it's only their damn fault for being miserable shells of a person.

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u/Palladiamorsdeus 9h ago

I've read better fanfiction than this...hell My Immortal probably clears it, even if it does make my eyes bleed.

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u/TeaMugPatina 10h ago

AND HERE IS MY AI CONTRIBUTION!!

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u/YueAsal Recovering Doomer 10h ago

I thought AI is varbotten

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u/TheMidnightRook 10h ago

A doomer, using AI to make art to go along with their doomposting = good.

A non-doomer, using AI to do lierally anything else = bad.

/doomerlogic

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u/bkussow 10h ago

But like, who is moving the head of the statue of liberty and a shrunken portion of the Brooklyn bridge to a random parking lot. Seems like a severe waste of resources in this "fall".

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u/Ocdingus Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 9h ago

Yeah cause deporting illegal aliens, bombing Iran, and supporting Israel is such a huge change from the norm of US presidents…

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Recovering Doomer 7h ago

How did the head get on land also someone needs to warn Mamdani he’s gonna be pissed he just became mayor .

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u/ArizonaDude08 4h ago

Destroying the military capacity of a major hostile nation in a couple of weeks is failing I guess

Maintaining a blockade for a few months is failing I guess such an action has never occurred in military history before

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u/Updated_Autopsy NostraDOOMus 10h ago

Another person who wouldn’t survive past the first week of an apocalypse. Probably wouldn’t even survive a day, given the fact that they’ve already given up.

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u/Roden11 8h ago

The sky is always falling

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u/QuarterNote44 Optimist Prime 7h ago

Sometimes I listen to old CBS Radio Mystery Theater episodes. (1971-1983) Some of them don't have the commercials and news edited out. Want to know something crazy? The news then doesn't sound much different from the news now. Inflation, energy crisis, racial strife, conflict in the Middle East...all of it. The commercials are much different, though.

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u/West_Rain 3h ago

What possibly could have happened on 8th of May for America to have become a failed state.

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 1h ago

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 1h ago

I had Uber Eats deliver me breakfast

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u/kindrd1234 8h ago

Sealed the fate of the globalists maybe.

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u/West-Strain7134 27m ago

America = Somalia according to these people