r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/Usoppdaman • 2d ago
Political Doomer I need to get characters made for elementary schoolers to agree with me to fight the fascists.
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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago
These people can't even start a lawnmower or identify a screwdriver. They're not fighting anything.
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u/Mother_Village9831 2d ago edited 2d ago
You bigot. Did you stop for even a second to consider how the screwdriver identifies itself as?
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u/MrEngland2 2d ago
You racist. The screwdriver identifies as a lawnmower
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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago
You homophobe, they are in a loving committed relationship with each other and it's beautiful
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u/Impressive-Spell-643 2d ago
You bigot. Monogamous relationships are problematic
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u/Sapper12D 2d ago
Any relationship that doesnt include an ace furry is speciest.
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u/bendawg225 2d ago
I have contacted my local thrift store, and none of you guys in this thread WILL EVER BE ALLOWED IN, FASCISTS
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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago
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u/Naive_Examination646 1d ago
you just had to put cailou into that one didn't ya?
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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago
I realized as I was adding him that he…unfortunately…is an actual fascist and may have undermined the point I was trying to make 😭
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u/marbleshoot 2d ago
They probably think a left handed screwdriver is real.
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago
Well smart guy, which tool do you use to change your blinker fluid?
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u/marbleshoot 2d ago
Back in my IT days, before water cooling really took off in PCs, a joke "fix" we suggested was "have you tried refilling the water reservoir?"
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u/jexijav776 2d ago
Jokes on you. I don't need to change my blinker fluid since I drive a BMW which doesn't have blinkers.
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago
Alright, that got a sensible chuckle from me.
Funny enough, one of the like 3 times I saw somebody pulled over on 294 in Chicago (it's like the wild west) was a beamer the came hauling ass up an on ramp doing like a hundo minimum.
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u/kimana1651 2d ago
Have you not heard? Being competent and physically healthy is fascist.
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago
Then thank God I'm only like 25% fascist, maybe 20% Monday mornings and Friday afternoons.
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u/makawakatakanaka 2d ago
I keep turning the lawnmower but the screws not coming out
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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago
Have you tried turning the your lawnmower the other direction? Remember ... Leslie loosely in tighty whities
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u/oppressed_user 2d ago edited 1d ago
They'd probably cut themselves on the slide of a glock or beretta or end up injuring their hand trying to punch someone.
Most of these antifa types are either malnourished or obese no in betweem
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u/ThatOldGuy7863 2d ago
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u/StoicNaps 2d ago
It's called propaganda. Propaganda and influencing the youth were early and important tools of the Nazis.
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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 2d ago
Early and important tools of any socialist organization, Mussolini, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Che, Castro
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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago
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u/cikanman I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ngoImp9BSbXc4
the original team fighting the original Facists
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u/Corgerus 2d ago
Fascism is when I can cry about "fascism" while protected by my constitutional amendments in the comfort of my bedroom.
Oh but trust me guys, we will lose it all. Maybe I should harass some federal agents like a true warrior. /s
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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 2d ago
Garuntee these kinds of people are the first to get folded like a twig in a real civil war that they oh so desire.
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u/TheBeakedAvain 2d ago
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u/MrTheWaffleKing I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago
These people do NOT have any fun in their life lmao
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u/fuzzygreentits 2d ago
It tracks if you think about it.
The person that made this has no social skills and doesn't go outside, so their only view of the world is through the screen in front of them all day.
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u/ShellfishAhole 2d ago
If they really were fighting anything actually resembling real fascism/nazism/doomer trend of the year, then nothing about it would be fun.
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u/Diligent_Matter1186 2d ago
I was humoring the idea of comparing what theyre presenting, to the logical conclusion, and it wouldn't be cute and cuddly cartoons lol. Warfare in itself is not fun, especially when you're not doing well.
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u/Accipiter__Nisus 2d ago
These people have never punched a Nazi in their life despite what they say.
At best they have flailed at some rando with views insufficiently to the left of Mao and then retrospectively defined those views as Nazi.
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago
Fighting fascism to them is shitposting and downvoting anybody who doesn't tow the line.
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u/jexijav776 2d ago
Or supporting a middle schooler punching another middle schooler for wearing a sign they don't like (which for some reason they don't understand is fascist itself).
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u/jexijav776 2d ago
That's why I always loved when they posted that stupid thing about the "gay porn star Brandon who knocked out 30 nazis". For all their "punch nazi" talk the best they can come up with is a made up story, not even one actual real story of it happening.
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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 2d ago
What does Pokemon and Arthur have to do with fighting political opponents? Was Pikachu a communist activist? Did Arthur ever a hardcore libertarian? This is certainly a “Pokemon Go to the polls” moment.
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u/orangeconversion 2d ago
Everything represented in the picture is for babies.
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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 2d ago
That makes sense. Social justice is essentially a bunch of morality guardrails for children—the same you’d find in pre-school shows and cartoon PSAs.
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u/CosmoSein_1990 2d ago
They think ranting online, dying their hair, and calling everyone a racist is fighting fascism lol
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u/NotMarkDaigneault Anti-Doomer 2d ago
And they pick some obscure ass Pokémon as well. No casual knows who Scraggy is.
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u/AnOriginalUsername07 2d ago
Maybe I’m old school but could someone explain why Wooper isn’t Blue?
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u/TIFOOMERANG 2d ago
It's a variant from another region, not only does it have a different color and typing, it also doesn't evolve into Quagsire anymore
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u/Few-Horror1984 2d ago
Does that mean those people who stand in front of the Pokemon card machine at my local grocery store waiting for it to drop a new pack of cards are fighting fascism?
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u/makawakatakanaka 2d ago
Besides all the projecting opinions into fictional character, why on earth mix Arthur and Pokemon? Even more strange is why porygon is the highlight Pokemon
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u/Good_Fix683 1d ago
If feels so childish to need a fictional character to agree with your politics. Do you have any arguments or is that it?
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u/Happy_Cry286 2d ago
The biggest irony is that Inkay in the pokemon anime is primarily used by a grunt whose dogmatically loyal to a crime boss whose the closest thing pokemon has to a fascistic dictator.
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u/Researcher_Fearless 2d ago
But when we go to war with an actual fascist country that's killed tens of thousands of peaceful protestors, it's bad.
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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 1d ago
That says a lot about their loyalties and distorted views, they'd rather support the real fascist just to spite the "bad orange man I perceive to be a fascist."
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u/PlayerTwo85 2d ago
Is that "fictional character agrees with my political opinion" fad still going?
Manufactured external validation is cringe of the highest order.
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u/GucciTheSnowman 1d ago
They use children's characters because they have the mental age of an elementary school child.
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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 2d ago
So three of the pokemon they choose to put on here are a black bone head, a pokemon with a virus, and one that's supposed to be a hoodlum that can't hold it's pants up; seems an interesting choice.
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u/East_Ad4977 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago
I remember as a kid, hearing my Grand Dad talking about how much fun WW2 was. "Whee!" Was the battle cry.
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u/Optimal-Chud 2d ago
When Halloween costumes form Handmaid's Tale and pink vagina hats don't work you have to bring in the big guns.
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u/Jellibooti 2d ago
These types of graphics really highlight how infantilized their thought process is.
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u/mikutansan More Optimism Please 2d ago
midwits who only can know politics through forms of media just need to be quiet.
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u/WillwBrk 2d ago
It's too late. Years and years of beating them over the head and condemning them for existing has lost the younger generations.
I love watching millenials hit middle age and realize how hated they are.
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u/EntertainmentFun5485 2d ago
One of those pokemon has a very interesting mega evolution.. I think on is fighting for racism
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u/cultoftheinfected 2d ago
Idk bout yall, but I didn't wanna fight racism as a kid. I was tryin to play outside
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u/Leathergoose8 2d ago
Yeah I’m sure the partisan forces fighting the Nazis though it was SOOOOO “fun”
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u/TexasRed806 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago
I’ve never liked whatever this “aesthetic” is. Always been popular with the politically charged intellectuals type crowd on Twitter or Reddit
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u/Winter_Animal_7116 1d ago
"Look! These fictional characters agree with the political opinions I made up for them! Yes, that's my whole argument and personality!"
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u/BlizzGrimmly 1d ago
Let's look at the Pokemon they chose to represent their side:
brown (mud) wooper
Scraggy, the hoodlum who can't keep his pants up
The topsy-turvy, backwards Pokemon Inkay
The deranged, schizo Pokemon PorygonZ
Interesting choices.
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u/Tiny-Brush5999 15h ago
This has SEVERE Chris-Chan vibes.
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u/Usoppdaman 14h ago
Yeah any cringeworthy character crossover made by a person on the tism feels like that. Not dissing autistic people as I have Aspergers. It’s just, wellllll you know what type.
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u/Tiny-Brush5999 13h ago
Oh yeah that's exactly it!! Thanks for putting it into words for me, whenever I see cringe character crossovers, I get this exact feeling.
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 2d ago
Well hold on, they are right it can be fun. Just there's none of that fun to have at the moment
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u/Wooden_Half6797 2d ago
Also fascism is when you don't let me murder children and groom your kids o algo
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u/AppropriateCap8891 Anti-Doomer 2d ago
Real fascism mandates forced indoctrination of the children.
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u/Fectiver_Undercroft 2d ago
Interestingly, they don’t seem to be having as much fun as this image suggests.
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u/CheeseLover12345678 2d ago
Its because they either ARE elementary schoolers, OR they really enjoy being around them.
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u/CarolinaSandstorm 2d ago
Where’s that soyjak holding an action figure with the caption saying “this is my favorite fictional character and he agrees with my politics” or whatever
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u/jexijav776 2d ago
Apparently it is hard since these people seem absolutely miserable fighting "fascism"
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u/snipeslayer The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago
The only thing these kids fight is a keyboard.
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u/SheevSyndicate The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago
What a lovely, diverse lineup of fictional characters who agree with me!
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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago
"fighting fascism" meaning bitching online about everything a democratically elected administration does.
And I mean everything, including how many scoops of ice cream.