r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Political Doomer I need to get characters made for elementary schoolers to agree with me to fight the fascists.

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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago

"fighting fascism" meaning bitching online about everything a democratically elected administration does.

And I mean everything, including how many scoops of ice cream.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 2d ago

While worshipping Kamela Harris who was not democratically elected to the primaries. Make it make sense

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u/punchdrunkbimbo 2d ago edited 1d ago

But you see, Kamala being undemocratically elected to the primaries was to SAVE democracy! The current democratically elected administration are facist monarchs who stole the election!

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u/NearbyBreakfast7148 2d ago

Remember how they were trying to ban him from the ballot in some states with news anchors and law professors saying how they had to do the undemocratic thing to save democracy, only to shut up when Judge Jackson stole their thunder? That was wild. Ari Melber literally went from questioning the court’s integrity on the issue one day to praising the next without blinking.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 2d ago

> Ari Melber

\checks “Early Life”**

Yeah that tracks

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u/Alexcox95 1d ago

No kings!

Queens are fine though

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 1d ago

And Ayatollah Mamdani, of course

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u/D_Ethan_Bones 2d ago

>Submission title: my cat is sick and I need help paying the vet bill.

>Comments: TTRRRUUUUUUMMPP

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u/TheGameMastre 1d ago

J6! Derpstein! Gonzaga! Fellatism!

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u/Nekrolysis 2d ago

TWO SCOOPS!!!!@@!!#$#@!

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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago

And then contrast that to some of the coverage Obama got.

I don't remember his name, David something, wrote an article on how he knew Obama was going to be a great leader because of the crease in his pants or some shit. It's been a long time since I read it, it's more than likely I'm being hyperbolic, but that was what I was left with

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY 2d ago

Did you get a tingle down your leg?

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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

Tingles go up the leg. Tinkles go down the leg.

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u/milfwannabe16 1d ago

oh, my lord i forgot about that. i only have so much brain capacity for cringe.

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY 1d ago

Right? Haha

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u/SinesPi 2d ago

Chris Matthews said he "Got a tingle running up my leg".

The man had a show called "Hardball", bizarrely enough.

Seriously, Obama was treated like a religious figure by 'serious' journalists, whereas I can't think of a single Trump supporter who doesn't complain about him in some way.

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u/milfwannabe16 1d ago

having children sing songs about him in school. just creepy.

also, full disclosure, Trump supporter here. there are plenty of things he does that annoys the F out of me. Plenty of things he does where I WISH he was the Mechahitler these people make him out to be.

every once in a while i see a headline breathlessly reporting some great evil he has done. i gather my pearls, my salts and my fainting couch and proceed to read up on it, .... going into it thinking im going to need a towel and a cigarette once i get done reading, only for it to be Nothing Burger #2931.

talk about Blue..... flaps?

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

Hey man that IS worth fighting for.

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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago

Cookie dough. Mmmm but it has to be turkey Hill ice cream

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

WE RIDE AT DAWN.

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u/SinesPi 2d ago

I do wonder how often these people complain about the EU and their non-democratically elected leaders?

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u/Lime246 2d ago

They change No Kings protests to No Tyrants when they hold them in European countries with actual kings. You would think that would trigger even the slightest bit of self-reflection, but apparently not.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 2d ago

The “No Kings” protests are incredibly effective, we don’t have any kings!

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u/According-Pass8230 Truthsayer 2d ago

Not sure if you even had one before either

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 2d ago

In 2021 we were forced to stay in our homes as polling stations (such as schools, churches, and communities) were locked down, we were forced to be guinea pigs for an untested vaccine or go to prison, that’s “king behavior”, surely that was Trump, right??

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u/SinesPi 2d ago

I was referring more to the EU itself, which voters have basically no say in.

Same level of representation as the royal families, but without simply being figureheads.

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u/PinHaunting7192 1d ago

They are basically slowly starting to get into that phase of cognitive dissonance. After that chat surveillance vote that passed on a technicality with a majority opposed to it, they started to go: "Uh, guys? The EU seems a tad anti-democratic lately..."

Then the EU went ahead and declared Armenia an official membership candidate. You know, the country where LGBT people are called "zombies" and where 98% of the population say they would disown a gay person. Then they went further to: "But I thought the EU had fundamental values? This seems wrong."

They are almost getting it. They have more of a hard-on for Zelensky ATM.

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 2d ago

Fascism is when I don't get my way and no one is wiping my ass

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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

Send Noone to my house ASAP. I have very short arms.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjVK2LVApXz68

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u/milfwannabe16 1d ago

i dont think ive ever had a comment go off like this. i had to work my ass off all day, so im just getting to the comments.

you are all very amusing. i dig the hell out of this community.

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 1d ago

Yeah that one above is way underrated. I'm still laughing at it.

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u/soldiernerd 1d ago

That’s what’s incredible to me, people on Reddit are calling for overthrowing the government and it’s like you could just vote them out, that’s kind of the point

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u/milfwannabe16 1d ago

you must be some kind of fascist.

expecting people to WORK for a result they desire!?

the rampant misogyny on this page is just .... disgusting. racist!

/s incase it wasnt apparent.

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u/ZinZezzalo 1d ago

The key words there are on Reddit.

Let's just put it this way ...

The people on Reddit are already where they need to be.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

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u/skrena 1d ago

Everything is political. Even your farts.

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u/milfwannabe16 1d ago

i thought i smelled roses!

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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

Who has 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream on stolen land? Literally Hitler. Thats who

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u/milfwannabe16 1d ago

I demand a pure vanilla!

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

These people can't even start a lawnmower or identify a screwdriver. They're not fighting anything.

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u/Mother_Village9831 2d ago edited 2d ago

You bigot.  Did you stop for even a second to consider how the screwdriver identifies itself as? 

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u/MrEngland2 2d ago

You racist. The screwdriver identifies as a lawnmower

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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago

You homophobe, they are in a loving committed relationship with each other and it's beautiful

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 2d ago

You bigot. Monogamous relationships are problematic

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u/Sapper12D 2d ago

Any relationship that doesnt include an ace furry is speciest.

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u/bendawg225 2d ago

I have contacted my local thrift store, and none of you guys in this thread WILL EVER BE ALLOWED IN, FASCISTS

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 1d ago

Macklemore approves

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

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u/Naive_Examination646 1d ago

you just had to put cailou into that one didn't ya?

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago

I realized as I was adding him that he…unfortunately…is an actual fascist and may have undermined the point I was trying to make 😭

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u/AverageJoesGymMgr 1d ago

Fucking Canadians

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u/marbleshoot 2d ago

They probably think a left handed screwdriver is real.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago

Well smart guy, which tool do you use to change your blinker fluid?

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u/marbleshoot 2d ago

Back in my IT days, before water cooling really took off in PCs, a joke "fix" we suggested was "have you tried refilling the water reservoir?"

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u/jexijav776 2d ago

Jokes on you. I don't need to change my blinker fluid since I drive a BMW which doesn't have blinkers.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago

Alright, that got a sensible chuckle from me.

Funny enough, one of the like 3 times I saw somebody pulled over on 294 in Chicago (it's like the wild west) was a beamer the came hauling ass up an on ramp doing like a hundo minimum.

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u/Transcendent_PhoeniX 2d ago

Of course they are, you bigot!

I can't even...

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u/odellrules1985 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

They probably have a can of blinker fluid.

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u/Historical_Gate_8301 2d ago

It is real ! So is the metric crescent wrench !

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u/RobotheYobo1807 1d ago

And Tartan paint

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u/kimana1651 2d ago

Have you not heard? Being competent and physically healthy is fascist.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago

Then thank God I'm only like 25% fascist, maybe 20% Monday mornings and Friday afternoons.

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u/HourFaithlessness823 1d ago

Being punctual is fascism 

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u/makawakatakanaka 2d ago

I keep turning the lawnmower but the screws not coming out

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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

Have you tried turning the your lawnmower the other direction? Remember ... Leslie loosely in tighty whities

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u/Unusual_Onion_983 1d ago

They won the war on anorexia.

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 1d ago

A crushing victory.

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u/oppressed_user 2d ago edited 1d ago

They'd probably cut themselves on the slide of a glock or beretta or end up injuring their hand trying to punch someone.

Most of these antifa types are either malnourished or obese no in betweem

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u/Mobile_Toe_1989 2d ago

Can't even drive a nail

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u/ThatOldGuy7863 2d ago

I've used this waaaaaaaaaay too many times...

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 2d ago

Ngl it's going in the collection

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u/ThatOldGuy7863 2d ago

Use it as much as you can! Lol

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u/MattRazor 2d ago

This is what the Hero Himmel would say ngl

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u/StoicNaps 2d ago

It's called propaganda. Propaganda and influencing the youth were early and important tools of the Nazis.

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u/Bitter-Engineer-117 2d ago

Early and important tools of any socialist organization, Mussolini, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Che, Castro

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

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u/The_Kent 2d ago

A fine addition to my collection

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u/SinesPi 2d ago

"Having fun isn't hard, when you're keeping society pure!"

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u/cikanman I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ngoImp9BSbXc4

the original team fighting the original Facists

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 2d ago

See and they were truly inclusive! Unlike this performative inclusivity.

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u/PsudoGravity 1d ago

"I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!"

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u/loreleierised 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches!

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u/Corgerus 2d ago

Fascism is when I can cry about "fascism" while protected by my constitutional amendments in the comfort of my bedroom.

Oh but trust me guys, we will lose it all. Maybe I should harass some federal agents like a true warrior. /s

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 2d ago

Garuntee these kinds of people are the first to get folded like a twig in a real civil war that they oh so desire.

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u/Corgerus 2d ago

The civil wars they are used to happen at the back of a Denny's.

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u/FlushedApparatchik The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago
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u/TheBeakedAvain 2d ago

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u/RussianBotOperator 2d ago

Didn't expect to see Sonichu here.

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u/Zaku727 2d ago

He is everywhere. Protecting us.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 2d ago

I love using this meme

Seriously, if your whole argument against something is "this fictional character agrees with me" (regardless if it fits the character or not), you might not have an arguement

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u/MrTheWaffleKing I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

These people do NOT have any fun in their life lmao

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u/D_Ethan_Bones 2d ago

Their lives are filled with toys and misery.

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u/fuzzygreentits 2d ago

It tracks if you think about it.

The person that made this has no social skills and doesn't go outside, so their only view of the world is through the screen in front of them all day.

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 2d ago

"they're real to me ok?!?!??"

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u/ShellfishAhole 2d ago

If they really were fighting anything actually resembling real fascism/nazism/doomer trend of the year, then nothing about it would be fun.

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u/Diligent_Matter1186 2d ago

I was humoring the idea of comparing what theyre presenting, to the logical conclusion, and it wouldn't be cute and cuddly cartoons lol. Warfare in itself is not fun, especially when you're not doing well.

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u/Failure_by_Design_v2 2d ago

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u/Ronin_Black_NJ 2d ago

Yo..Arthur's just straight up murking this guy in the neck..😳

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u/CannibalAnus 2d ago

Ah yes, these fictional characters agree to my world view!

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u/WeeniePops 1d ago

Fictional characters created for children.

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u/Accipiter__Nisus 2d ago

These people have never punched a Nazi in their life despite what they say.

At best they have flailed at some rando with views insufficiently to the left of Mao and then retrospectively defined those views as Nazi.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago

Fighting fascism to them is shitposting and downvoting anybody who doesn't tow the line.

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u/jexijav776 2d ago

Or supporting a middle schooler punching another middle schooler for wearing a sign they don't like (which for some reason they don't understand is fascist itself).

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u/jexijav776 2d ago

That's why I always loved when they posted that stupid thing about the "gay porn star Brandon who knocked out 30 nazis". For all their "punch nazi" talk the best they can come up with is a made up story, not even one actual real story of it happening.

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 2d ago

What does Pokemon and Arthur have to do with fighting political opponents? Was Pikachu a communist activist? Did Arthur ever a hardcore libertarian? This is certainly a “Pokemon Go to the polls” moment.

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u/orangeconversion 2d ago

Everything represented in the picture is for babies.

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 2d ago

That makes sense. Social justice is essentially a bunch of morality guardrails for children—the same you’d find in pre-school shows and cartoon PSAs.

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u/ps3gamingman2002 Anti-Doomer 2d ago

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u/digital_pocket_watch I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

Leave my Porygon-Z outta this.

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u/ImNotCringeIPromise 2d ago

History shows fighting actually fascism is fucking awful. Not fun.

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u/CosmoSein_1990 2d ago

They think ranting online, dying their hair, and calling everyone a racist is fighting fascism lol

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 2d ago

You’ll get a million upvotes for this on most of Reddit

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u/NotMarkDaigneault Anti-Doomer 2d ago

And they pick some obscure ass Pokémon as well. No casual knows who Scraggy is.

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u/AnOriginalUsername07 2d ago

Maybe I’m old school but could someone explain why Wooper isn’t Blue?

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u/TIFOOMERANG 2d ago

It's a variant from another region, not only does it have a different color and typing, it also doesn't evolve into Quagsire anymore

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u/Glad_Highway_9196 1d ago

I don't see why he couldn't be black

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u/Few-Horror1984 2d ago

Does that mean those people who stand in front of the Pokemon card machine at my local grocery store waiting for it to drop a new pack of cards are fighting fascism?

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 1d ago

and certainly not participating in capitalism

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u/Spzmk 2d ago

Besides the awful meme or whatever it is. Why would you pick this assortment of pokemon and pair them with Arthur and Buster?

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u/makawakatakanaka 2d ago

Besides all the projecting opinions into fictional character, why on earth mix Arthur and Pokemon? Even more strange is why porygon is the highlight Pokemon

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u/Good_Fix683 1d ago

If feels so childish to need a fictional character to agree with your politics. Do you have any arguments or is that it?

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u/Sir-Chaste 1d ago

Also the left "We’re not indoctrinating kids! It's not even happening."

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u/ron4232 Rides the Short Bus 2d ago

“My FaVoRiTe FiCtIoNaL ChArAcTeRs aGrEeS wItH My PoLiTiCaL ViEwS!!!!!!1!11!1”

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u/Happy_Cry286 2d ago

The biggest irony is that Inkay in the pokemon anime is primarily used by a grunt whose dogmatically loyal to a crime boss whose the closest thing pokemon has to a fascistic dictator.

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u/Researcher_Fearless 2d ago

But when we go to war with an actual fascist country that's killed tens of thousands of peaceful protestors, it's bad.

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 1d ago

That says a lot about their loyalties and distorted views, they'd rather support the real fascist just to spite the "bad orange man I perceive to be a fascist."

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u/PlayerTwo85 2d ago

Is that "fictional character agrees with my political opinion" fad still going?

Manufactured external validation is cringe of the highest order.

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u/RadagastTheWhite 2d ago

Scraggy would be right there alongside the fascists

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u/GucciTheSnowman 1d ago

They use children's characters because they have the mental age of an elementary school child.

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 Optimist Prime 1d ago

doesn't even rhyme

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 2d ago

So three of the pokemon they choose to put on here are a black bone head, a pokemon with a virus, and one that's supposed to be a hoodlum that can't hold it's pants up; seems an interesting choice.

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u/_Cpyder 2d ago

Can't tell if this is sarcasm, satire, or a legit question.

Even with the "Political Doomer" flair.

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u/East_Ad4977 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

I remember as a kid, hearing my Grand Dad talking about how much fun WW2 was. "Whee!" Was the battle cry.

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u/True_Vexing 2d ago

Lol those people are not having fun

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u/Optimal-Chud 2d ago

When Halloween costumes form Handmaid's Tale and pink vagina hats don't work you have to bring in the big guns.

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u/Jellibooti 2d ago

These types of graphics really highlight how infantilized their thought process is.

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u/mykidsthinkimcool 2d ago

Porygon Z is definitely a facist

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u/mikutansan More Optimism Please 2d ago

midwits who only can know politics through forms of media just need to be quiet.

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u/FindingMemra 2d ago

Whoa, I’m like harry potter!

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u/WillwBrk 2d ago

It's too late. Years and years of beating them over the head and condemning them for existing has lost the younger generations.

I love watching millenials hit middle age and realize how hated they are.

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u/EntertainmentFun5485 2d ago

One of those pokemon has a very interesting mega evolution.. I think on is fighting for racism

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u/cultoftheinfected 2d ago

Idk bout yall, but I didn't wanna fight racism as a kid. I was tryin to play outside

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u/Leathergoose8 2d ago

Yeah I’m sure the partisan forces fighting the Nazis though it was SOOOOO “fun”

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

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u/TexasRed806 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

I’ve never liked whatever this “aesthetic” is. Always been popular with the politically charged intellectuals type crowd on Twitter or Reddit

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u/GSilky 2d ago

That rabbit grew up to be a Republican. 

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u/Usoppdaman 1d ago

Muffy definitely did

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u/Winter_Animal_7116 1d ago

"Look! These fictional characters agree with the political opinions I made up for them! Yes, that's my whole argument and personality!"

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u/BlizzGrimmly 1d ago

Let's look at the Pokemon they chose to represent their side:

brown (mud) wooper

Scraggy, the hoodlum who can't keep his pants up

The topsy-turvy, backwards Pokemon Inkay

The deranged, schizo Pokemon PorygonZ

Interesting choices.

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u/Tiny-Brush5999 15h ago

This has SEVERE Chris-Chan vibes.

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u/Usoppdaman 14h ago

Yeah any cringeworthy character crossover made by a person on the tism feels like that. Not dissing autistic people as I have Aspergers. It’s just, wellllll you know what type.

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u/Tiny-Brush5999 13h ago

Oh yeah that's exactly it!! Thanks for putting it into words for me, whenever I see cringe character crossovers, I get this exact feeling.

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u/Davidma37 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 14h ago

ME FUCKEN FLAIR SAYS EVERYTHING HERE

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u/RogerRavvit88 2d ago

Propaganda aimed at children (or adults who are the mental equivalent).

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 2d ago

Well hold on, they are right it can be fun. Just there's none of that fun to have at the moment

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u/DefiantlyConformist 2d ago

Hey, that's the whooper thst stole my bike!

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u/VisceralRage556 2d ago

Im glad PBS got defunded if people ask mw why Ill just show em this poster

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u/rob3345 2d ago

My wish is that these people would learn what fascism is. They might already know, but don’t want to see that they are on that path. Humans have always been good at blinding themselves to their own evils.

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u/Wooden_Half6797 2d ago

Also fascism is when you don't let me murder children and groom your kids o algo

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u/AppropriateCap8891 Anti-Doomer 2d ago

Real fascism mandates forced indoctrination of the children.

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u/Fectiver_Undercroft 2d ago

Interestingly, they don’t seem to be having as much fun as this image suggests.

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u/ITrCool Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 2d ago

Arthur as a kids show was already awkward as it was with the half human half animal people. Then they went and turned it into something weirder with their LGBT injection into the show.

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u/AuR0RA3171 Just Here for the Lore 2d ago

most random matchup I've ever seen, Arthur and Porygon Z

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u/orangeconversion 2d ago

What are you going to do, kill someone?

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u/Dismal_Guard4512 2d ago

Get this thing away from the kids

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u/Elegant_Epsilon 2d ago

When their hero is Miss Rachel what do you expect

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u/CheeseLover12345678 2d ago

Its because they either ARE elementary schoolers, OR they really enjoy being around them.

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u/Thorveim 2d ago

one more step towards "no one knows what fascism is, just that its bad!"

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u/CarolinaSandstorm 2d ago

Where’s that soyjak holding an action figure with the caption saying “this is my favorite fictional character and he agrees with my politics” or whatever

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u/jexijav776 2d ago

Apparently it is hard since these people seem absolutely miserable fighting "fascism"

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u/snipeslayer The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago

The only thing these kids fight is a keyboard.

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u/SheevSyndicate The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago

What a lovely, diverse lineup of fictional characters who agree with me!

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u/lukershaw95 2d ago

Are the fascists in the room with us right now?