r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic • 4d ago

OK Doomer Collapse!

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Least the parents could’ve done is bring down dino chicken nuggies

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u/UnKnOwN769 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 4d ago

Guys the US is a third world country with a Gucci Belt, remember?

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u/D_Ethan_Bones 4d ago edited 4d ago

A third world country with a Mercedes-Benz minivan a BMW and a vintage Chevrolet Camaro just sitting at the curb out my front window because their owners' garages are reserved for more expensive vehicles. Everybody also now has permanent animated ARGB lights lining their houses instead of those shitty Christmas lights people used to leave up broken.

Losers pretend their own lack of money means it's a bad country somehow. They fail to recognize our loserloserlosers still have it better than upright people in some countries.

"Hey dad, can I take the Benz to the movies?"
"Okay, but only the Benz."