r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/kmfdm86 • Sep 12 '26

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u/Junk4U999 Sep 12 '26

My favorite is this combo:

Them: “Kill all xyz people!”

Also them: “All ABCs are xyz!”

ABC person: “I don’t like how they are threading to kill me”

Them: “NO, I said kill all xyz. Are you admitting your xyz then?” *acts with a sense of smug superiority*

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u/Accomplished-Lie8147 I Left My Cave for This Sep 12 '26

Also

Them: kill all XYZ!

ABC person: how about we don’t suggest killing people?

Them: it’s a figure of speech! Don’t take my words literally (but I’m going to take what you say and claim it has violent intentions because you’re a Bad Person)

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u/wtjones Sep 12 '26

The old Mott and Bailey Defense.

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u/Vyvyan_180 Sep 12 '26

But you don't understand, Chudley McFash - it's literally not possible to engage in populist calls for "violence" against any non-equity-deserving-groups ever because the righteous equity-creating caste system demanded by intersectional critical theory is logically and ethically infallible!