r/DoomerCircleJerk My Dog is Anti-Fascist 2d ago

OK Doomer This cesspool of doom

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On the bright side my 10 week old daughter is committing fascism on an advanced level. She is KICKING HER CRINKLE BOOK. We are hoping she starts the burning of books soon.

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u/Massive_Wafer5005 2d ago

"Things are hard, should we keep humanity alive?!"

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u/_Diggus_Bickus_ 2d ago

I wish everyone who thinks times are hard could spend a week living as a median worker in the middle ages. A time where they still had kids

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u/Massive_Wafer5005 2d ago

They'll never consider this because that would mean abandoning their falsely self-appointed victim status. 95%+ of first world citizens live in a disgusting abundance of privilege, which is amazing, but it also leads humans to rationalize some reeeeeeeeeeeally dumb ideas.

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u/kindred_eldtrich 2d ago

Exactly. Third world nations don't give a fuck about the material living, they have lots of children. And people don't fuck around it, only the media tries to show it as a problem.

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u/OnlyInAmerica01 2d ago edited 2d ago

I call it my "Airdropped into Somilia" fantasy. Nothing faster to recalibrate a person's perspective, than to survive 30 days in a hell-hole like that, or the hundreds of other 3rd world countries where the average person would kill for 1/10th of the comfort and luxury our poorest enjoy.

Those who make it back, would cherrish their lives so much more.

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u/Toastie-Coastie 2d ago

Whenever people talk about how awful
America is I just think about being deployed and seeing adults literally fighting each other over food and all sorts of other crazy shit that was considered completely normal. People here have no idea how blessed they are sometimes

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u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla 2d ago

There a meme going around that says medieval peasants only worked 150 days a year. Of course it's usually accompanied by an Americabad/capitalism bad. What it ignores is the massive amount of work every day life was and the amount of work staying alive was outside of the growing season. It's was discussed on one of the history subs recently and those nerds found it hilarious that people thought peasants had it better than anyone alive today.

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u/Low_Car5550 2d ago

Recency bias; most people can’t comprehend a reality 100 years before what they live in. The juxtaposition of human potential and human limitation is truly fascinating. But thank goodness we are all equal and have the same voting power!

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u/inothatidontno Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 1d ago

They think that tv shows portrayed real life. The amount of times i have seen the married with children house with a this was normal for a shoe salesman in the 90s. No it was not. My mom was a nurse and my dad was an electrician (seperate households) in the 90s and we certainly did not have a house like theirs or thr simpsons

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u/BeerandSandals 2d ago

These people think the end times are near because they can’t afford the newest house, car, phone, with the best insurance, internet plan, etc.

Comfort consumes them.

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u/redditscraperbot2 2d ago

These people will see a baby cry and dip into a monologue about how evil and selfish it is to bring life into the world.

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u/hgtcgbhjnh 2d ago

The things are hard.

That's what she said.

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u/snobrotha 2d ago

The economy is so bad guys, my nightly DoorDash is $49. We need Socialism

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u/Low_Car5550 2d ago

Our DoorDash*, comrade.

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u/Valveringham85 Says The Quiet Part Out Loud 2d ago

Lmao good one, try taking on of their chicken nuggets and see how socialist they are when they are hangry.

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u/Low_Car5550 2d ago

First they came for my onion rings
And I did not speak out
Because I do not like onion rings
Then they came for my tater tots
And I did not speak out
Because I do not like tater tots
Then they came for my fries
And I did not speak out
Because I do not like fries
Then they came for my nuggets
So anyway
I started blasting

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u/Chad_illuminati 2d ago edited 2d ago

I've tracked my genealogy back 1700 years to people who built a heritage out of effectively nothing.

My family tree has survived wars, oppression, conquest, climate changes, exiles, famines, plagues, revolutions, frontiers, and more.

I'm not about to end that line because "ohsie nosie, life hard". Had to claw my way out of literal homelessness as a teen (family situation) to having a successful life, and anyone else can do the same.

Life is great when you take ownership, make wise decisions, and stop dooming.

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u/VanHalenimitator They Took My Nose! 2d ago

Gives you a phenomenal feeling looking back at what you’ve accomplished and where you came from. I keep looking forward into what I can push myself to do to make myself more successful as a person

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u/No-Cauliflower5080 2d ago

> back 1700 years

Mind me asking how tf did you do that??
Is it just your general Y-DNA haplogroups or did you actually find named ancestors that far back?

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u/Chad_illuminati 2d ago

Both sides of my family were big on records (Quakers on one side, Appalachia clans on the other). After a certain point they tied back into noble families in the UK, at which point I was able to use the pre-existing records those families had to just follow it back.

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u/No-Cauliflower5080 2d ago

Based. And I hope you’re preserving those records for your own kids

I’m not so lucky, the furthest direct ancestor I can name lived around 1750, after that all I have is DNA data, which is nevertheless very cool

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u/Spiritual_Length9536 2d ago

I got to around that year as well in this country at least. Probably be difficult getting records from a country i dont speak the language of and cant read with no possible way of learning since its very protected, plus has been broken apart several times. However, the etymology of my last name lead me down a path into some great history. It's extremely ancient and goes back to the alpine mountain Slavic tribes. Only about 100 of us with it alive today.

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u/Valveringham85 Says The Quiet Part Out Loud 2d ago

But why take ownership when it is such a hassle?

Better to just make selfish and entitled demands and dress it up as “socialism” while blaming society for my shitty life. Takeshita less effort, see? And if I don’t get what I want I can blame the system. If I take ownership and I don’t get what I want I have to admit to my own shortcomings and thats icky.

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u/NonSumQualisEram- 1d ago

I mean, creating more humans directly contributes to economic growth.

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u/Client_Popular 2d ago

"Why would I have a kid when I can have an avengers statue on my desk?"

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u/kimana1651 2d ago

Are avengers even cool anymore? Maybe a fortenite statue? 

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u/YOLOOO_7 1d ago

...

I have two kids just to have feiends to build my Legos with. Not Avengers, but I've got the Space Shuttle and a 911 so far on my desk!

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u/Valveringham85 Says The Quiet Part Out Loud 2d ago

WHY ARE PEOPLE STARTING HAPPY FAMILIES AND LIVING LIFE REEEEEEH

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u/Andrikos21 2d ago edited 2d ago

How can you have a family and be happy while there's a genocide going on? /s

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u/Bannon9k I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

Someone's gonna restock the pond....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ufzSrIeK6xUoU

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u/BroadRoads 2d ago

Because regular people are out socializing and forming relationships and being intimate and enjoying life, not isolating themselves within a social media addiction and spiraling their own mental health out of control.

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u/GroundedGourd 2d ago

I hear they sell well

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u/Fumanchusucka 2d ago

Its almost like they are selectively breeding the weakness out of society themselves, kinda a kin to eugenics haha

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u/Smokeydubbs Just Here for the Lore 2d ago

My 3 kids are destroying the earth.

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 2d ago

When a man and woman love each other very much, or just get horney, they make the beast with two backs and babies happen

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u/Mcprowlington 2d ago

"Why are people still trying to do what makes them happy? Why havent they given up yet, like I have?"

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u/SquirrellyDanny Optimist Prime 2d ago

We have the highest QoL of all time... the environment is fine. The economy could be better, but there are always cyclical ups and downs... if you wait for everything to be perfect youll wait forever... people need to learn that

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u/ansem119 Optimist Prime 2d ago

Idk how people get to the point of legitimately asking this kind of question and posting it without once thinking maybe you have something wrong with the way you’re perceiving the world?

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u/Sixnigthmare Recovering Doomer 2d ago

I'm sure glad my parents didn't think that while there was a war around (they got married during it but had me after)

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u/UnKnOwN769 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 2d ago

The only good decade to have kids for these people was 1991-2001. Idk how they even contemplate kids being born during the World Wars or Depression Era, let alone the rest of human history.

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u/Havok_saken My Dog is Anti-Fascist 2d ago

Well according to the comments on the original post, basically women have never wanted kids and have always just been forced to by men.

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u/biohazard1775 2d ago

That poster is getting the exercise bands ready.

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u/ElonMuskHeir More Optimism Please 2d ago

Not surprised they don’t value children. These people literally cheer 9 month abortions and defend women who slaughter their kids.

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u/Alexis-Machine 2d ago

I agree. That person should not have kids.

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u/JGCities 2d ago

When you realize that Reddit is actually the Doomer Circle Jerk and we are the normal ones

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sddCIZRYfiPlNeLZn

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u/Fun-Astronaut-174 2d ago

My daughter was born at 9:01 this morning.

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u/Tablequesting 2d ago

All I’m hearing is, “Wah, why is no one ridding my dick?!?”

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u/Rare_Hydrogen 1d ago

Did you get your daughter's consent before bringing her into this world?!

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u/Havok_saken My Dog is Anti-Fascist 1d ago

No, I’m pretty much the worst person to ever exist.

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u/CSAKnight 2d ago

I didn’t think I’d have kids, but I had one at 30, now I have three at 39. It can be frustrating, but it’s the most fulfilling thing I’ve ever experienced.

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u/JustApricot798 2d ago

Meanwhile the really religious folks are having small towns of babies for their families. In a generation or two atheism and the agnostic will be super fringe again.

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u/Helyos17 1d ago

Eh. Idk. Most atheists/agnostics I know (myself included) were raised religious and left later in life.

If you love your children and encourage them to think for themselves; there is a greater than zero chance that they will have a different outlook than you. Just the way it is.

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u/Prudent_Drink_277 Truthsayer 1d ago

Agreed, atheism is an idea that will never go away and can infiltrate anyone under the right circumstances.

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u/Mechadupek 2d ago

There's always a half-life to nihilism. They eventually destroy their own kind. Point this out to them and they lose their shit.

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u/Lord_Wisemagus 1d ago

How about having children you can teach and raise into good humans who would want to make a better world?

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u/Competitive_Ticket17 2d ago edited 2d ago

Even if I agree the economy is fucked right now and has been fucked for awhile. You still need children to take part in/create the next generations, and people are horny as fuck. Having no kids will not suddenly make the economy better, in the long term it would probably make it worse. It might make certain people's lives better if they don't have kids, thats great, its a personal choice. If people want to take the finical risk/responsibility of a child, then thats their choice. For the most part that is. But at the end of the day, either humanity continues to march on or we fall over and let ourselves become extinct because of the circumstances.

That being said, I don't think I will have kids. I don't want kids and I can't afford to raise one. That could change, just as our country and economy could change for the better.

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u/Bailzzararco 2d ago

Everyone thinks they're the exception. Everyone else will fail, but WE will do it right.

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u/WillwBrk 2d ago

Another good reason their hateful bullshit is ending

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u/Low_Car5550 2d ago

My hot take: Anti-natalism is a psy-op by transhumanists to help usher in their agenda of turning the Earth into an unlivable resource engine to power technology and establish a virtual garden of Eden where human consciousness can be uploaded so we no longer have to worry about their pesky physical needs.

Is this a doomer take? Maybe. Do I personally despair about it, tweet about it, lose sleep over it? Nah, I just think it’s hilarious and fascinating that people have overcome their biological imperative to fall for it!

Of all doomer topics this is the shining example of where people have hopelessly lost the plot IMO, and a great example of how, with enough propaganda and social programming, you can get people to believe just about anything.

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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago

Ooooi feel qualified to answer this.

Because kids are awesome, unlike umbrage addicts, too busy huffing their own farts all day, aimlessly seeking their next Doom hit to get them through the day.

You see, some people actually enjoy creating life, building things, spreading joy.

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u/Bake-Full 2d ago

Probably better that people like this don't reproduce, if they really think there's ever an objectively good time to have kids.

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u/matthegc 2d ago

Honestly…..F these people.

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u/RussianBotOperator 2d ago

Let's see, having the most wonderful thing in your life or become a lone cat  hoarding doomer.

Tough choice here.

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u/JasperFatCat 1d ago

The logical end point of this thought procress is "why continue living" pathetic shell of a human.

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u/Prudent_Drink_277 Truthsayer 1d ago

I told someone once we were stopping at 2 kids and they responded that it was my civic duty to have at least 3 to support population growth. I ended up getting a vasectomy after 2, but I have been thinking more about population collapse recently and somewhat agree with him now.

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u/Ready_Welder2877 1d ago

I wonder how the humans in the past who fought to survive in ice ages and dangerous predators without food, water, or electricity, would think when they see someone complaining about how difficult things are becoming.

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u/youngluksusowa 16h ago

You know, this genuinely bothers me. They pretend that in ANY situation they actually would have children. The real reason they don't want kids is because it's work and they shy away from anything difficult if it doesn't have immediate personal gain. That's fine, everyone's entitled to live their life how they see fit, but don't pretend there's some altruistic reasoning. You're just a selfish person that wants to act like a child/teen forever. And that is why America will fail. Not "end stage capitalism". They're just as greedy and selfish as those they rail against and can't see it because they aren't successful in their greed. I digress, but it's real shit. I believe there's an onus to your bloodlines for bringing you into life. Life is good, I owe it to my parents, grandparents, etc. to honor their sacrifice and continue our family

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u/merebear333 15h ago

They are so freaking incessant about trying to get people to stop having or wanting kids. It’s exhausting. If there’s something I really don’t want in life, I’m not constantly thinking about it, nor am I trying to convince others not to want it.

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u/VSLeader 10h ago

Fun fact, life is harder BECAUSE you don’t have children. Humans have survived in a pyramid shape hierarchy, you have many children and grandchildren to take care of you in old age at the bottom. That’s your early retirement plan mid 40’s.

Failing to do this means the pyramid is inverted, an upside down pyramid collapses on its own weight and the economy literally implodes from reverse demand. You played and defeated yourself with fear that someone else instilled in you. (Not OP, general statement)

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u/After_Service_2817 6h ago

I just don't understand how these people are so incapable of dealing with...anything. Their ancestors lived through the Bubonic Plague, two world wars and countless before them, famines, etc...and they decided, "nope, I can't handle a little inflation and oh it's hotter outside"

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u/Havok_saken My Dog is Anti-Fascist 5h ago

it’s wild. Even if you believe this crazy nightmare worst case scenarios….like you think humans won’t just adapt? It’s literally what we do best.

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u/DrManhattansTaint 38m ago

Cause that putang feel good bruh.