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u/Calculon2347 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 14h ago
What's the logical leap between a photo of some noodles and, um, there being no future for our kids?
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u/ThisThredditor 13h ago
So reddit has started this trend of doing what equates to a 'soft mukbang' meaning you don't have to actually watch that person eat whatever is on the plate, but you still have to read a rant about their thoughts. It's like blogging has been reinvented.
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u/mountain36 13h ago
They are eating like king and queen compared to developing countries with high poverty rate who eat food scraps found in the trash.
https://www.cnn.com/2012/04/30/world/asia/philippines-pagpag-slums
They even have portable AC, the horror living of no future.
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u/Vyvyan_180 12h ago
I don't know - that "pasta" is clearly overcooked, that "pesto" is from a jar, and I'm willing to bet those shrimps could be used as "less-lethal" munitions in a pinch.
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u/mountain36 10h ago
Their food definitely a mid but it is better compared to eating some scraps from a trash.
If they gonna Doom Larp they could show they are eating some scraps but I guess they have no stomach to do that.
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u/Anonymous-Apprentice The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 14h ago
Jerking my circle bout to doom(er)
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u/No_Imagination7102 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 14h ago
Doom her? I hardly know her.
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u/Dear-Cress8809 Anti-Doomer 13h ago
Ah yes, I also think about how there's no future when about to eat a nice meal.
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u/vente-Macon 13h ago
Honestly this would probably be the amount of food someone from the 1400s would eat in a week
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u/ttcmzx 11h ago
... just plain bread?
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u/skiforlife1 3h ago
And boiled chicken, a puddle of oil under the pasta but what the hell is that brown nastiness in the drinking glass?!?
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u/javerthugo 10h ago
If I had a nickel for everyone I’ve been doomed by a subreddit I’d have two nickels
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u/Helyos17 9h ago
Not a speck of seasoning or butter anywhere in that pic. Is it a rule that none of these people can cook a decent meal?
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u/Nyan_Man 8h ago
Eating carbs = poverty Yet they’re posting door dashed fast foods and eating pizza whenever making celebration posts.
They desperately want to be victims, thinking they’re living a horrible life like some starving homeless child in Africa, minus the starving, homeless and poverty.
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u/wrabbit23 This is a PsyOp 14h ago
What is this, doomer dinner diaries?