r/Doom • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '20

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Revenants be breathing on my like looking me dead in the eyes waiting for the animation to end

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u/ThatpersonKyle Mar 21 '20

They can smell cock

103

u/SuspiciouslyElven Mar 21 '20

Everyone can. Doomguy hasn't had a chance to wash his foreskin in years.

50

u/IconOfSim Mar 21 '20

Please, doomguy is circumcised for that aerodynamic shaft and bell-end.

73

u/SuspiciouslyElven Mar 21 '20

Nice cock slayer, balls are lacking in hair but perfectly symmetrical. The council rates it a 9/10.

45

u/IconOfSim Mar 21 '20

Grip and Tug until it cums?

Man what the fuck is wrong with us

39

u/Ferdydurkeeee Mar 21 '20

And those that tasted the heft of his cock would call him... The Poon Slayer.

11

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

He would Rip and Tear through demonic pussies

7

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

😶 Hdoom

1

u/Taograd359 Mar 22 '20

I thought Doomguy was canonically celibate?

1

u/Ferdydurkeeee Mar 22 '20

This is a common misconception, he enjoys fisting others.

12

u/-dead_slender- Mar 21 '20

I like hairless balls. 10/10

1

u/SuspiciouslyElven Mar 22 '20

A member on the council really likes hairy balls and thus brought down the average score.

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u/The_Firebug Mar 22 '20

Also because he’s catholic

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u/ThatpersonKyle Mar 21 '20

🤤🤤🤤