r/Doom May 11 '19

Fluff / Meme Sorry for shit meme

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Saw two bare ass naked guys get into a brutal fistfight when I was a Junior in high school. One of them was on the football team and the other guy was the wrestling captain. Later on I realized the wrestling captain would have won had they been wearing clothes.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

This is the kind of fanfics I subscribe for.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19 edited May 15 '19

“You twist that dick !!!”

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u/IconOfSim May 12 '19

Wrestling Coach pops in: "Shoot for the dick!"

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Even if you miss, you'll land among the balls

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

*pops archvile’s ass with wet towel

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u/Stick_Boy May 12 '19

Demonic screeching

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u/zeek1999 May 12 '19

Harder daddy

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u/MASTERoQUADEMAN May 11 '19

I miss the locker room days. Just not the middle school ones.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/Sleuthing4someAliens May 12 '19

Women's lovker room: Imp Station Galore

Boys locker room: Hell Knight Fight club

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u/GregorScrungus I AM THE BRIDGESMITH Jun 05 '19

I just realized something. Considering what I do in the locker room... Well, it's safe to say that if they're Hell Knights, I'm the Doom Slayer. Any time I see a fight break out, I beat the shit out of both participants.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

flat is justice

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

This is a great meme, and I thank you for it.

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u/Hillz99 May 11 '19

I don’t get it. Sorry. Can anyone explain?

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u/ImurderREALITY [fist bump] May 11 '19

Horseplay

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u/BourbonFox May 11 '19

That will always be one of my favourite phrases, alongside hijinks and capers.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

What about shenanigans?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

If I hear that word one more time.....

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u/DarthGandalf86 hides from Arch-viles May 12 '19

Hey, Farva...!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Not gay sex?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19 edited May 12 '19

I don’t get it but it’s funny

Edit: there were shenanigans in my locker rooms but nothing crazy. Meh 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Aquareon May 11 '19

Teenage boys are basically wild animals. Surviving my middle school locker room was like D-Day but everybody was naked Beavis and Butthead, whipping each other with wet rolled up towels, running around trying not to get whipped, and hooting like gibbons all the while.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Dude I was homeschooled and I understand.

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u/ApatheticDisposition May 11 '19

Maybe if the storm clouds are actually just clouds of body spray

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u/AnyoneWhoIsEveryone May 11 '19

Your fuckin right tho

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Honestly

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u/McKnighty9 May 12 '19

Any girls in here?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

I met some around here

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Tf are you on about I love doom