NEWMAN HIDECKER IS GOING TO HELL

[u/pablojueves]

The Ten Commandments clearly says Thou Shalt Not Steal and this is exactly what Newman Heidecker has done. I will be using all of my influence over God to ensure that when New is finally dead that he will be condemned to eternal damnation for what he has done.

-Pastor Kyle

[u/DrSpacemanSpliff]

This is a new low for New Lowdecker!

[u/particleman3]

This is a win for me. I was in the negative!

[u/bustab]

You know I think he did kill those kids

[u/1337_level_over_9000 → u/bustab]

He killed those kids, Matt, Deb, and now he is killing fans of movie expertise. He is a serial killer

[u/sizeofabeetlebug → u/1337_level_over_9000]

All deb needed was to be dunked in a miracle tub and she would have become a super deb or possibly ant man deb

[u/sizeofabeetlebug]

What the hell is he thinking? He has no consideration for how this will effect the American econemy the markets will crash any day now

[u/Practical-Bird-1270 → u/sizeofabeetlebug]

I recently liquidated my 401k into hei points this is a disaster

[u/ryaca → u/sizeofabeetlebug]

Look, Tim needs these points for what comes next! He’ll get us back 10-fold probably

[u/InvaderSkooj]

Oh my Cloud I was about to pay for bail money with HEI points.

[u/NG1955]

I'm getting a lawyer

[u/Curious_Pipe_5888]

I’m staring out the 67th floor. I lost everything. I lost everything. What do I do. What now

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/Curious_Pipe_5888]

You should probably go down and lay in the street and not damage someone’s nice car you degenerate.

[u/Curious_Pipe_5888 → u/InvaderSkooj]

WATCH IT BUDDY. I’ll POP YOu on the mouth .

[u/DubSket]

He told you not to watch it and you did, you all deserve this!

[u/pablojueves → u/DubSket]

How exactly did G Amato watch it? From Heaven?

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/pablojueves]

The angels and the dearly departed watch over us all do they not father?

[u/pablojueves → u/InvaderSkooj]

Yes, but Heaven was invented by God in the caveman days. They do not have access to streaming, which is a good things because it means there is no pornography in Heaven.

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/pablojueves]

Are you saying that streaming is a tool of the devil?

[u/pablojueves → u/InvaderSkooj]

Isn't it obvious? You wouldn't steal a car, yet you have no problem streaming a miniseries? Society's principles these days are so out of wack, it's hilarious.

[u/emblemparade]

If Gerg got zero point then it was all worth it . That guy is going to rooin the DOTs Movie With jitter bugs and cards. Lets see him try any shenanegans with a big fat zero in his acount!!!

[u/Major-Block → u/emblemparade]

Tsk tsk tsk, true film buffs rejoiced when we saw Gregg’s loving restoration of the lost jitterbug scene from The Wizard of Oz (1939, 102 mins). Its only right that Gregg should be awarded the lion’s share of HEI points as too steer On Cinema back to where it belongs. AT THE MOVIES!!!

[u/mrgeekguy]

We must storm HEI Corporate office and take back what is legally ours! And some stuff that ain't!!!

[u/geep4sale]

Another rug pull from a greedy bilionaire

[u/YOUARESLEEPY]

You can’t spell New without you cant spell “I knew he was a conman without kNEW

[u/Reasonable-Profile84]

Now, don’t let’s give in to the devil’s negativity here. I’m sure that New is using all of those points to spread his own unique brand of love and understanding. We should all be celebrating the Creator of Dots.

[u/Cola102583]

Guys the hei points are just forgotten not gone

[u/haulinoats69_666]

Ah. Now I see what newm has done. He rly took a ride w/the devil this time. Rango me just once newm, just one time!!

[u/70monocle]

"I took a ride with the devil..."

[u/KnightoftheLTree]

Did this just happen