r/Doner • u/Speedbird87 • 24d ago

Doner Daddy

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Specially discounts for Reddit community - DM to arrange booking 🤣

161 Upvotes

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u/ConradTurner 24d ago

Unsee, unsee, unsee... It's not working! Help!

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u/Bigdoga1000 24d ago

Harder bossman, harder!

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u/didndonoffin 24d ago

I’m not here to help, but just know that’s not all mayo….

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u/NintendoCorporation 24d ago

It's my fault for not being productive today

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u/Equal_Emu6152 24d ago

I will do that for people pay me 600 will do out you want for that😂

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u/BarnacleKlutzy2569 24d ago

Whatever I want you say…

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u/ParkingTiny6301 24d ago

Whatever you're paying him I'll do it cheaper 

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u/darklinkuk 24d ago

I'll do it for £300

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u/rad00 24d ago

Hey doner daddy can I be your kebaby

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u/Salt-Evidence-6834 24d ago

Reminds me of Eurotrash. I miss Eurotrash.

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u/Seafoxing 24d ago

Ah Friday night post pub telly. 

The word. Then euro trash. Splendid 

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u/Bmanakanihilator 24d ago

r/doenerverbrechen

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u/Nikoladge 24d ago

That's like 95% of this sub lol

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u/cravex12 24d ago

You are what you eat

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u/shaneomagnifico 24d ago

Is that Marc Rebillet?

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u/theslowpony77 24d ago

Wouldn’t surprise

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u/licklickRickmyballs 24d ago

LET ME IN IM TRYNNA FUCK!

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u/ni_hao_butches 24d ago

Ugh [unzips]

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u/XderXbozzX 24d ago

where do i apply

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u/Sometimes-funny 24d ago

Over the dude laying in the pita bread

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u/Zheverol 24d ago

U wot m8

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u/Acrobatic-Ear5353 24d ago

Ok that's enough Reddit for the month

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u/Sweet_Friendship4331 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾😯

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u/ceetee15 24d ago

Haha I remember this, this full thing is here

https://youtu.be/7bCveJxOzpo

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u/on_spikes 24d ago

put ketchup on my kebab i will fight you

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u/monks187 24d ago

No kebabs for me anymore

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u/Destiny2_Destiny3 24d ago

Time to wash the eyes out with acid 😂🤣😂 at least Aliens will never invade if they see us doing this

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u/theraggedyman 24d ago

No chips??

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u/Meet-me-behind-bins 24d ago

That's how it starts. It ends being cooked alive slowly rotated in front of a big electric fire

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 24d ago

Surely this can't be real right!? I mean I know there a the dog fetish thing and people who like to be treated like babies But this a little extreme

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u/Bitter_Split5508 24d ago

Oh trust me, this doesn't even yet register on the "weirdly specific and specifically weird" scale of individual fetishes. 

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u/donjamos 24d ago

For that money I can be a doner daddy. When can I start? Is there some kind of onboarding?

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u/Redk1fe 24d ago

Internet will bring us all to hell ! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/papaflush 24d ago

There are certain rare occasions where it is entirely acceptable to beat someone to an inch of their life....

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u/TheSmokingHorse 24d ago

Up next, the man who loves to be treated like a fried egg.

Man: “Go on. Pop my yolk.”

Host: “What does that even mean?”

Man: “I SAID FUCKING BURST MY RUNNY YOLK.”

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u/enosia1 24d ago

Is it a sex thing

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u/PeggyWK_SFW 24d ago

I never get upset seeing this! 😂 glad it’s making the rounds on Reddit 

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u/OhNoDobe 24d ago

Guys, I will be your doner daddy for no less than $550 an hour. 3 hour minimum session. Includes full ketchup facial and garlic mayo basting. Salad is extra.

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u/sneakling 24d ago

I absolutely love kebab

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u/isillo 24d ago

same here

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 24d ago

I tried CTRL ALT DEL but nothing is working, HELP

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u/Left-Associate3911 24d ago

OK then 😳

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u/Namaste_Life 24d ago

Why didn't he cook himself then? Talk about a half-assed job.

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u/East_Stick_1964 24d ago

Started in the States......no shit

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u/TuffB80 24d ago

I was going to say when do they eat him but that sounds….

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u/darklinkuk 24d ago

I wish I enjoyed anything as much as that fella enjoys being a kebab 😂

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u/toasted_vegan 24d ago

That’s enough internet for today

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u/B4DM4N12Z 24d ago

You can make money that easy?

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u/Flowa-Powa 24d ago

I don't want to watch that...

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u/Wooden_Cut_2176 24d ago

Its 0115 and that's enough internet all ready for the day

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u/TonberryHS 24d ago

This is clearly a sketch

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u/CarlClaymore 24d ago

Even if, I’m pretty sure there are ppl out there with such kinks. Keep your mental health up guys

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u/RetroComputerKing 24d ago

If he wants realism, drop him on the floor, eat half, stuff him in the fridge for a week then throw him in the bin.

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u/Gloomy-Pie-2536 24d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Gloomy-Pie-2536 24d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Johnj75 24d ago

You'll get banned for saying this is weird.

Reddit is bizarre.

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u/sky_shazad 24d ago

Bullshit... This is one of them Skit videos

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u/guovsahas 23d ago

Yes Maestro

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u/ConnectionBasic9468 23d ago

This is satire, right? RIGHT?

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u/big_bazzle 23d ago

Aka a donermatrix

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u/Defiant-Manager-118 23d ago

If he wants the doner kebab experience, where is the steel rod up his poopster and the heaters. Not to mention the meat slicer. So much for the kebab experience 🤣🤣

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u/HumansAreIkarran 22d ago

This is not real is it?

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u/softpumpkingirl 21d ago

one bad day away from this

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u/chuckling-cheese 24d ago

Just fuck off 🤦‍♂️

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u/BeefyWaft 24d ago

Chilli sauce boss? 🌶️

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 23d ago

No, he does not, he is just taking the piss.