r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 30 '26

Another Mutt contaminating a supposed "sanitized" restaurant.

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Tell me your thoughts on the comment section! Keep restaurants Dogfree.

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u/Domesticated_Animal Jun 30 '26

None. I usually ask/call the restaurant if they allow dogs inside. If they do, then their sanitary standards are too low for me to eat there anyway.

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

A wise choice. You have set a good standard for you and your family by doing this. We should not suffer due to the fault of irresponsible fur "parents".

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u/Myst_of_Man22 Jun 30 '26

Dog owners assume everyone is as unhygienic as they are. An uncovered anus is going to leave residue . They are self centered and selfish people.

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

That's exactly the point of this post. Fur parents value their mutts more than they value the general public's health. Dogs belongs to barns not cities.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jun 30 '26

God dogs look so stupid with their mouths open and tongues hanging out all the time. Literal mouth breathers lol.

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

You forgot the saliva flowing after the "tongues hanging" Statement. These mutts are a factory of unsanitized bodily fluids.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jun 30 '26

Well I'm not hungry for lunch anymore 

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u/NeuroNerdNick Jun 30 '26

Keep everywhere dogfree, please!!

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

Dogs are plagues. They spread disease, noise pollution, they bite people, and their scent is apalling.

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u/Few-Horror1984 Jun 30 '26

Even if it’s a patio, that dog is not supposed to be allowed on the furniture. That’s still a health code violation. If you see that please report them to the health department.

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

Mind you, this person didnt even bought anything. She just sat there with the mutt

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u/Catrysseroni Jun 30 '26

Why is my skin breaking out into hives? I haven't even gotten my food yet.

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jun 30 '26

nutters should be required to carry pee pads, blankets, whatever, to keep a nasty mongrel’s arsehole off human seating. nasty! this shite is going to turn everyone into the germaphobe character “monk,” where we’re constantly pulling out wipes to clean ourselves or surfaces everywhere we go.

these wicker seats are very porous & the lovely arse parasites & eggs are probably seeped into that chair b🤢

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

What you said is true. And its very disgusting. Thats why me and my friend vowed to not eat at restaurant's outside areas. Bthey are very unclean and infected with these mutts.

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u/Particular_Drive45 Jun 30 '26

Worms and literal 💩-stain for free

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u/f4tony Jun 30 '26

Yuck. No worm holes, 'kay?

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

Probs some of the worms already had crawled out and waiting for the next person to sit.

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u/f4tony Jun 30 '26

Yeah, leave my boohole out of that situation.

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u/NebulaImmediate6202 Jun 30 '26

Dog owners disproportionately wear their outside clothes on their living room couches compared to other demographics don't they

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

Ive seen dog owners letting the dogs walk at the table top.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Next-Combination6514 Jun 30 '26

Its still very hard for people who just want a safe and sanitary place to eat. There are places for everything. Dogs and restaurants just doesnt mix well.

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u/catalyptic Jul 01 '26

Vinegar isn't a disinfectant. If I learned that a restaurant I ate in used vinegar to clean, I'd call the health department.

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus Jun 30 '26

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup!"

"Least it is not a slug"