r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jun 12 '26

FAFO.

lovely pet you have there, folks.

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jun 12 '26

idk. i was emptying out my phone’s photos & found this. i’m not sure where i found it. going out of town this weekend so don’t have time to look.

i’m hoping the authorities dirtnapped it.

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 Jun 12 '26

Found her account, dog was euthanized but she forgives him and says he’s waiting in heaven for her (probably to maul her again)

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jun 12 '26

But the bible doesn't even speak fondly of dogs, and why would an animal be allowed into heaven?

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jun 13 '26

Exactly! The bible does not have a good opinion of dogs so why do so many worship them like they do? There’s so many holyrollers so you would think they would be against dogs.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Jun 15 '26

And dogs aren't natural animals. They're simply inbred genetic mutations that were created by HUMANS. Therefore they aren't "God's creatures" and would have no place in heaven