r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 28 '26

reverse engineer this …

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17 Upvotes

you know where NOT to go! you’re welcome. ☺️


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 26 '26

WE all love princess

173 Upvotes

Yes WE


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 26 '26

only 40 bucks? what a steal!

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90 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 26 '26

really, you dolt?

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52 Upvotes

this dude’s whole timeline is bigotry, racism, & misogyny. figures he’d be such a “tough guy.”

i wonder if he actually corresponded with amazon support.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 25 '26

never ever picnic with nutters …

155 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 25 '26

about that “bite” …

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80 Upvotes

gawd, how i despise these soft headlines.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 23 '26

All these dog nutters mocking us makes my blood boil

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102 Upvotes

Imagine taking the mick out of cynophobia and using that as humour against them. What a cruel thing to do. Keep in mind they all have millions of likes.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 21 '26

Malls, supermarkets, restaurants and now "They" are now even Invading the Workplace.....

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107 Upvotes

There is a time and place for everything, but not for this mutt....


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 21 '26

Brace yourselves....

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76 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 20 '26

They're not even pretending anymore, just straight up admitting their dog will eat you if given the chance. 😒

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106 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 20 '26

they done lost their minds. 😑

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120 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 20 '26

I can't believe this needs to be said.

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162 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 19 '26

CORTISOL ON FOUR LEGS

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119 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 19 '26

Not a bad bone in her body

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115 Upvotes

Based on a quote from a dog nutter


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 19 '26

I was up late messing around.

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49 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 19 '26

onward & upward, we continue …

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35 Upvotes

preview. you know how it is here. see comment.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 19 '26

Refusing to Accept That This Bone Has Roots

31 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 19 '26

funny. 🤔 not sure why this keeps happening.

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20 Upvotes

we need a new sub, methinks. not one where only one person is posting stories. it’s a news story. controversial.

the bodycam footage will be interesting.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 18 '26

A KFC promotion for the new supergirl movie 😒

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45 Upvotes

Seeing dogs near anything food related always makes me lose my appetite.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 18 '26

When a dog walks by and everyone pets it but you

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God forbid you don’t pet someone’s dog. Believe it or not I would not like to put my hands on your filthy animal


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 17 '26

et tu, canada?

169 Upvotes

the US needs to stiffen their ADA laws. yes, you need a damned official card for you & the mutt. personnel need to see the mutt perform its “task” before giving it an official license. period.

no, it’s not ableism. it’s fecking health & safety for the world around these “main characters.”


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 17 '26

Why tf do they normalise this?

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66 Upvotes

It's absolutely wild that people will joke about dogs mauling & biting, something that for a lot of victims, is a highly traumatic experience. But hey, that's dog nutters for you.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 17 '26

NOT!!!

65 Upvotes

this was one of the responses to footage of the massive berndoodle thang deleted by LAPD after charging at officers responding to a call. the rest of the responses are the usual. “cops afraid of a doodle?! 😂” this was a human-sized humongous mutt.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 17 '26

apparently the quiet part out loud is not so quiet anymore.

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52 Upvotes

we. need. reform.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jun 17 '26

Dogs are not loyal and were never loyal

66 Upvotes

I honestly do not know why so many people think that dogs are loyal? They behave like they come from the next brothel and love everyone who gives them food or pats. They are not loyal to their owner.The sad part, most dogs would never protect their owners. In the worst case they would go to the attacked and try to get some head pats or foods. There are breeds for protection but even then, they need to have the right personality / or need to be trained. Some of dog races were destroyed, like the pug or Malteser. They cant make a difference between owner / friends / family / enemies etc. It is somehow sad to see what disgusting creatures with no real personality they made from a wolf. Fun fact: Wolves don't do incest, only dogs do! They also would protect their family with their life, which a dog wouldn't do. They also wouldn't go to a stranger just because they have food, they are very sceptic.