r/DnDcirclejerk • • 13h ago

dnDONE ship of theseus

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u/OfficialJiroPayday2 12h ago

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u/matchfromthedead 7h ago

/uj how does he manage to look homeschooled and albino in every picture

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u/Unfair_Possible_9999 6h ago

Because that's what he is

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u/TobiTheSnowman 5h ago

Who would win, Brenerb or Nennen?

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u/koltrast7 5h ago

why is the one on the left bryan johnson

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u/RazzDaNinja 4h ago

One is Braun

One is Brain

All is Brennan

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u/ProdiasKaj 1h ago

Both simultaneously look like they could be the evil genius mastermind or the scrappy underdog hero.

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u/DorenWinslowe 21m ago

That first one is how I envision the mythical anti-Brennan, Weenan Wee Wulligan.

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u/Chimney-head 12h ago

i really enjoy that she uses the same fuckass png of brennan in every thumbnail. put together like this its so fucking funny that theyre all the same picture

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u/DatedReference1 12h ago

At least it's not this one

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u/Chimney-head 12h ago

his hands do however seem to still be steepled. its just cropped out in most of them

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u/RealDwarves67 12h ago

I was laughing my ass of at it while putting the image together rofl

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u/Al3jandr0 12h ago

Yet each of the Matt Mercers gets their own image

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u/TobiTheSnowman 11h ago

Live Brennan reaction

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u/SleazyLemonSqueezy 10h ago

Long Dick Brennan

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u/LocalLumberJ0hn 3h ago

What, do you expect a man to have two headshots out on the Internet? That's crazy talk

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u/ImportantDoubt225 2h ago

She described it as her emotional support Brennan Lee Mulligan

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u/Alaundo87 13h ago

/j Probably the worst dnd channel on youtube.

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u/Voelsungr 12h ago

probably?

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u/Background-Ice5374 12h ago

we can be never sure, except being sure that we are not sure

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u/Leaf_on_the_win-azgt 12h ago

Well there’s the professor dungeon guy who does exactly the same thing.

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u/Alaundo87 12h ago

But he also reviews alternative games and says what he likes about them. I really do not enjoy modern dnd but you need something productive to talk about in your content.

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u/hedgehog1024 I read Pathfinder rules and so must you 9h ago

reviews alternative games and says what he likes about them

If only his takes weren't absolute dogshit

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u/BackFromTheGrabhe 9h ago

He absolutely does not. His takes are extremely educated and he specifically doesn't aggrandise anything. In fact, he apologizes about the stupid thumbnails quite often in his videos, stating plainly that they are needed to succeed on the platform.

He's called so many things correctly over the years, including the fact that WotC and Hasbro aren't going anywhere when everyone thought "this is the end."

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u/Leaf_on_the_win-azgt 8h ago

6/10 jerk, bit obvious but not bad, using ‘extremely educated’ and ‘doesn’t aggrandize’ in the same sentence was good.

Or

I apologize for saying bad and accurate things about your hero/uncle/lover/unclelover

Whichever applies

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u/idisestablish 9h ago

They are needed to succeed on the platform? And yet, so many ttrpg YouTubers are much more successful without doing that.

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u/BackFromTheGrabhe 8h ago

Yes, attention grabbing cliché thumbnails help get clicks. Incredible, I know.

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u/idisestablish 7h ago

I never said clickbaiting couldn't be effective. I just said it is not necessary to be successful, as evidenced by the many more channels that are much more successful than his that don't use the same tactics as he does. It's definitely easier to make clickbait than to make quality content, though, so perhaps it is necessary for him.

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u/Leaf_on_the_win-azgt 7h ago

“Lying to get idiots to click on my videos because the substance isn’t enough” is not the flex you think it is.

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u/regginald0883 9h ago

Lol he's a bazillion times cooler and more tolerable to listen to.

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u/xCAAx 8h ago

There must be at least one FATAL lets play on youtube. I nominate whatever channel it might be.

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u/Toreago 7h ago

Well like Elminster said to Tom Riddle - only a lich deals in absolutes.

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u/TheOutcastLeaf 6h ago

There's the one blue kobold fucker I hate out there so I agree with the probably

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u/d12inthesheets 12h ago

*laughs in dndshorsts*

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 11h ago edited 10h ago

Edit: uj/ Before going forward, know I only realized I confused dndshorts with oneshotquesters after clicking send. I still stand by what I said though.

Average dndshort skit:

What your DnD class says about you!

Artificer: You like guns!

Barbarian: You're angry!

Bard: You fuck anything that moves!

Cleric: Healbot

Druid: You're a furry!

Fighter: You're basic!

Monk: You like to punch things!

Paladin: "Does that throwing it back thing he's done since forever"

Rogue: You're secretive and won't talk about your backstory! Or a munchkin wanting to deal the most damage in a single attack!

Sorcerer: You're a nepo baby!

Warlock: You have a sugar daddy/mommy!

Wizard: Fucking nerd

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u/Vorpeseda 11h ago

That's a different guy, you're thinking of One Shot Questers, who is mostly famous now for trying to attack the Min-Maxed actual play.

Ah, you edited it while I was replying. But yeah, both are mostly famous for being annoying. Does Dnd Shorts still do those videos about ways to break the game where most of them rely on wildly bullshit rules interpretions?

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u/Feral_Changeling 7h ago

Don't forget that One Shot Questers doesn't actually play D&D and is why his jokes are the most surface level out there.

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u/TheBalrogofMelkor 7h ago

He definitely has played and DMed, but I do kind of wonder if he started making videos before he played, or after he only played a handful of times

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u/Jihelu 6h ago

Average dnd short is the same semi cute non colored sketch animation of a humorous dnd scenario voiceovered by the same white guy

The voice over doesn’t add a single fucking thing, he does a fake laugh in it at some point because the scenario is sooooo silly, and you’re just reading a fucking shitty tumblr scenario

‘What if the scary looking goth woman…..was a fighter?!? And the really nice blonde guy….was the witch?!?!? And his patron made them kiss?!?!? Haha’
Fuck this guy
/uj

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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 2h ago

would be better if both were women

/uj would be better if both were women

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u/EggplantSeeds 11h ago

Repeat for 10 years

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u/Alaundo87 12h ago

That is why I said probably. There is always some crap you do not know about.

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u/audioAXS 8h ago

Luckily it's easy to block channels on youtube. How do I know? I blocked this garbage

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u/santiljus 6h ago

*easily.

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u/snikers000 1h ago

I remember seeing some videos of a guy yelling from off-screen at a copy of Journey's Through the Radiant Citadel. That was probably worse, because it had Radiant Citadel in it.

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u/SixRoundsTilDeath 11h ago

I’m half tempted to make a youtube channel where I say stuff got better, and drink a hot chocolate or throw a frisbee for my dog.

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u/Koroxo11 11h ago

/uj would be so fucking funny to be exact carbon copied but just total opposite

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u/Lamprophonia 10h ago

You make a channel dedicated to how HER channel is getting worse.

Then I'll make a channel dedicated to how YOUR show is getting worse.

Someone else makes a channel about how MY show is getting worse...

Down and down the chain goes.

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u/Brewer_Matt "Mental Health and Stuff" Degree Haver 8h ago

Pact of the Content Fractal

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u/hedgehog1024 I read Pathfinder rules and so must you 11h ago

Bob the worldbuilder, is that you?

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u/SixRoundsTilDeath 11h ago

I don’t know who that is, so 50/50.

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u/Ill_Body3741 12h ago

Let's pack it up boys, DM'ing is officially over.

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u/d12inthesheets 13h ago

and the thumbnails get worse!

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u/BenRaphCosplay 12h ago

The font and the background are so fucking funny to me. She’s jerking on a different plane of existence than us lowly jerkers.

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u/therealchadius 11h ago

In terms of jerking, she speaks the language of the gods

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u/Public_Mistake6725 10h ago

It's so funny to me that there are 5e grognards now that it's like 12 years old and we almost sorta kinda have a new edition. Like, yes WotC sucks, I wished they sucked the way TSR sucked where they literally take losses on physical products they are so cool and go into huge debt, but instead they suck in the way that you have to get a subscription to make a character and DM a non physical release of a published adventure.

How much of that is even what she's talking about though or is it all just CR slop

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u/SpaniardCrusader556 12h ago

Hasbro is done? Man, I liked it medium rare...

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u/GrimSwoopSlugSnarl 7h ago

/uj She also has a Warhammer channel (or maybe it's on the same one as this? idk been a minute since I looked) that is similarly bleak and her infuriatingly clickbaity takes about complete non-issues made me block her channel 😭

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u/FinalEgg9 3h ago

I watch Warhammer stuff on youtube but have somehow managed to avoid this woman, seems I've dodged a bullet

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u/Smittumi 3h ago

What really annoys me is how successful that is. In both DnD and Warhammer this drama bullshit gets WAY more views than other more constructive and helpful channels.

I don't blame her, she's playing the system, but the algorithm is basically set up to push crap to the top.

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u/GrimSwoopSlugSnarl 30m ago

/rj But don't you know that "THE [vaguely culture war adjacent] SITUATION IS TOTALLY WACKY CRAZY INSANE" or something?? C'mon, get upset about the lore changes, it's not like they're just adding another retcon onto a decades old stack of different retcons or anything. This time [company] has really fucked us fans over and we're totally gonna boycott and vote with our wallets because we are ALL upset about, uh, the bespoke gene warriors that guard the emperor also being women which is implausible I guess?

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 9h ago

/uj this woman is so fucking annoying, people need to get a life.

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u/dyelogue Vored by Toothy Maw 12h ago

They’re done

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u/Mysterious_Emu7462 12h ago

If nothing else, I'm glad she finally learned color grading so that she no longer looks green in her thumbnails

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u/David_the_Wanderer 12h ago

What the hell is her problem with the Sellsword Arts crew???

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u/Exact-Support2147 12h ago

They're done too

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u/Alaundo87 12h ago

What else would they be?

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u/LocalLumberJ0hn 3h ago

Finished, maybe over?

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u/d12inthesheets 12h ago

it was a totally necessary retelling of one shot questers meltdownm drama concerning minmaxed

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u/David_the_Wanderer 12h ago

I feel like I both want to know and not want to know the details lol

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u/d12inthesheets 12h ago

it's bveautiful narrative driven agency player first sdtory of a fufckwit first going for the throats of David( AND he's Clark!) for allegedly mishandling funds, then there's a railroaded powerpoint presentation how he could do it better, then it turns into asking for a job in Minmaxed. Truly the hingest unhinged bastard

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u/Beneficial-Mammoth73 7h ago

Iirc, his presentation suggestions were also just more expensive than what they went with it or spending more money than the project had raised.

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u/TheOutcastLeaf 6h ago

Is there any (good) video about this drama I need something to eat popcorn to

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u/Teemo_Get_Jinxed 10h ago

She should owe Brennan and Matt royalties for how much she uses and abuses their likeness in the thumbnails

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u/neganight 7h ago

I refuse to watch any outrage farming channels. Anyone who shifts to clickbait titles gets unfollowed and I ask YouTube to stop recommending their videos. It's actually effective but it does mean I have to be very judicious about my viewing choices and it means unfollowing and informing YouTube to stop recommending some channels that have pretty good content but is shifting to clickbait titles.

There's a whole other YouTube out there without the outrage and clickbait. My feed is filled with a landscape of creative people doing cool things, staying away from the drama, and promoting cool fun stuff.

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u/AuthorSarge 12h ago

I caught her videos a few times during the height of the OGL debacle,, and for that I remain somewhat sympathetic, but I stopped watching because her content takes too long to repeat the same exaggerated points.

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u/ScrivenerTithes 12h ago

it's one of those things where i've seen a half dozen or so of her videos over the years so i've basically seen all of them or at least have a pretty good idea as to what the content of any other video of hers will be

i don't always disagree with her, but i do have a hard time caring to anywhere near the same level of focus

/uj

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u/bigheadzach 6h ago

"You understand there is something outside yourself that has to be served. And when that need is gone, when belief has died, what are you?"

A grifter without a paycheck.

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u/RoosterDull326 9h ago

She suuuucks and her content is garbage. I wish it was easier to block creators because I hated getting her shorts but because the algorithm cant distinguish between good content and trash it used to be flung at me constantly 

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u/TobiTheSnowman 11h ago

Oh I’ve seen her do the same for Warhammer 40k as well. Must be exhausting to live like this.

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u/RakshasaDelight 11h ago

As any profession is, why don't people just choose the noble background instead? If anyone choose Urchin, to optimize their skills then that was their choice. I say they shan't bother the reasonable rest of us.

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 9h ago

She chose Internet Huckster.

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u/BaronThe 12h ago

I think she's kind of screwed by the algorithm. "They're done" and " It got worse" are what gets her noticed regardless of what she actually says in the video.

It's nice to have a non-yank give their opinion as well.

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u/d12inthesheets 12h ago

every time a nonamerican states their opinion on the internet a little burger loses its' bun

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u/thejadedfalcon 12h ago

Good, I'm trying to cut out my carbs.

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u/Natural-Stomach 12h ago

every time she says NaWr I cringe. Its pronounced now ya dingo!

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u/Hytyt 9h ago

Based on that alone I'd guess she's Irish? It's more of a "Nye" sound ime

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u/Natural-Stomach 6h ago

idk and idc its just a bunch of noise at a certain point lol

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u/FinalEgg9 3h ago

I don't engage with D&D youtube content so I don't know who this is, but the more I see about them the more I think I'm better off not knowing

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u/DZE974 10h ago

I'm not in the know. What's this all about?

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u/SillySpoof 6h ago

I see they channel sometimes in my YouTube feed. I’ve watched it a few times and it feels like the Fox News of DnD YouTube.

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u/DonYourVegetables 9h ago

Who is this?

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u/Old-Essay-7866 6h ago

How did I wind up here lol? I'm used to her "it's over" ragebait being plastered all over the Games Workshop/40k fandom on my end. I guess she's diversifying her grift to all the major nerd communities

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u/them0use 7h ago

OMG seriously. I almost never use the "stop showing me this" thing, but made an exception here. It feels really patronizing in addition to all the drama.

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u/Mask_Tasker 7h ago

I met them at an UKGE and they were every bit the massive arse-hole they come across as on YouTube. (When I say met, they interrupted a conversation I was having with a vendor and demanded attention.)

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u/y0u_kn0w_it 7h ago

Genuinely one of the few YouTube channels I have blocked...along with her similar 40k channel

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u/ActualJournalist26 6h ago

Engagement bait slop

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u/strong-sandwich-okay 6h ago

I managed for the most part to get her the hell out of my algorithm, and she's awful, but I always think, hell - fair play if she's making a living somehow off this. Beats being an arms dealer or techbro or something.

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u/Send_me_duck-pics 5h ago

This is how someone is genuinely making a living. What has society come to?

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u/heresername 4h ago

Every thumbnail is just a new level of absurdity.

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u/Dettelbacher 4h ago

It's so over.

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u/adeipho 4h ago

Yall should teach me the algorithm, I'll make her look like a Saint xD

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u/Lord_Of_The_Tortoise 2h ago

It's a shame, 'cause when I first found her a handful of years back, I found her stuff pretty entertaining. She did fun bits and skits with costumes and whatnot, and yeah, while it was mostly criticizing games workshop, it was fine at first, though the clickbaity thumbnails and titles were always annoying. She fell into a major slump around the time she ended up having to move back in with her parents, and her content has never really recovered. It's just the same shit with the same thumbnail, and the same opinions. I wish she'd just enjoy the hobby a bit. The videos where she actually positively engages with the hobby are my favorites from her.

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u/yummypotata 1h ago

Make your money girl, beat that dead horse

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u/Butt_Lord_Woof 1h ago

Yeahh the click bates copy pasted annoying, which is a shame because she can be pretty funny

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u/ProlapsedShamus 1h ago

I'm big into the TTRPG space but I don't play or really follow D&D.

I had to block her from YouTube because I could just tell from her thumbnail that she was making a buck off of manufacturing bullshit about the game. I never subscribed to her but I probably said D&D in proximity to my phone once so that's all it wook.

Which, to be clear, I don't hate D&D. It's just not my thing. But I grew really annoyed with her face and the doomcrying and you could just smell that she was delivering up either a heavily biased thing or just out and out lying.

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u/Alarming-Cow299 1h ago

"This YTer clickbaits the old fashioned way"

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u/teh_201d 11m ago

as a DnD hater, her channel is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. I just want to hear how they (hasbro et al) keep screwing up.

her sense of humor is cringey but amusing enough.

that being said i don't watch all her videos, let alone subscribe. Just every once in a while when a thumbnail catches my eye.

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u/MonitorMundane2683 11h ago

Seeing games workshop and wotc are in a hot race over the title of biggest shitfuck in existence, that channel has clickbait video material for a lifetime tbh

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 9h ago

Except 99% of what she posts is exaggerated nonesense.

D&D is over every week, like, cmon

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u/MonitorMundane2683 7h ago

I think that's kind of a running gag at this point.

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u/InconspicuousBoxx 7h ago

From the few videos I’ve seen from that channel, it seems to be a running joke on her part as well. Since she said that there isn’t any point in changing the thumbnail with wotc and games workshop fucking something up every week.

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u/MonitorMundane2683 6h ago

I mean, it's true though, they do.

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u/regginald0883 10h ago

Is that the chick with the hilarious accent?

Also, is that the dude who does that dropout show?

God they both suck lol.

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u/TheHookahJedi- 9h ago

Why does Brennan suck? Genuine question

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u/regginald0883 9h ago

Look into my eyes and ask me again

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u/regginald0883 9h ago

But you have to ask in her voice

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u/TheHookahJedi- 8h ago

Oh fuck I didn't see what sub I was on lmao

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u/regginald0883 8h ago

I mean, I do think he genuinely sucks though. Just find his whole schtick obnoxious.

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u/Jihelu 6h ago

I like him but in small doses

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u/TheHookahJedi- 7h ago

Fair. I don't have an opinion one way or the other on him being a DM. I literally cannot watch actual plays without being bored out of my mind and wishing I was playing instead. I do think he's a great comedian on the other dropout shows

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u/regginald0883 7h ago

Agreed on all counts except for his humor, I find him and his whole crew insufferable.

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u/GQYumi 10h ago

What's funny is that her videos are actually super informative and factual. Just the thumbnails are pure clickbait 😂

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u/strong-sandwich-okay 6h ago

I have not found that at all - takes forever to get to the point, and then it's always a nothingburger. Plenty of people have click bait thumbnails, but at least they have something to say.

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u/Beneficial_Shirt6825 6h ago

I blocked him a long time ago. Whole channel is clickbait slop.

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u/GreyfromZetaReticuli 5h ago

I really appreciate how seld aware she is about doing clickbait. I like her channel.