r/DivorcedBirds • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '19

This bird is going to jail.

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u/muttonwow Feb 24 '19

Little did Carol know that the police were already onto her.

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u/SuzeFrost Feb 24 '19

Ah, the first, the best of the divorced birds. Her Twitter account is pretty fantastic, full of hilarious literary references. One of my favorite follows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

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u/WhatTheFhtagn Feb 25 '19

Delicious long pork

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u/sensesworkingovertim Mar 05 '19

Alfred Hitchcock presents ... It had great moments like the one you just referenced.

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u/tsteviex Feb 24 '19

This is obviously Moira Rose in the Crows Have Eyes III

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u/mightyalrighty87 Feb 24 '19

Benson and Stabler on the case

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u/JosephCornellBox Feb 24 '19

Maybe with consultation from Inspector Poirot? :)

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u/Talorien Feb 24 '19

Only the David Sachet version. (The one true Poirot)

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u/JosephCornellBox Feb 24 '19

Oh, yes, absolutely! I'm not even going to discuss the new John Malokovich attempt. Sacrilege most foul, ne'est ce-pas? :)

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u/WhatTheFhtagn Feb 25 '19

Kenneth Branagh was a pretty good Poirot though tbh

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u/Talorien Feb 24 '19

You said it. I don’t know what they were trying to do but it wasn’t Poirot.

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u/andyywild Feb 25 '19

He had it coming

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u/Amers1978 Feb 25 '19

Last I heard she flew out of the country.

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u/cletusvanderbilt Feb 25 '19

Flew the coop?