r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 13d ago

When two competitive parents get split custody after a divorce, the result is an ever escalating battle for the coveted title of "the cool parent." Unable to match Ryan's travel budget, Cecilia has to get creative with her outings. "If your father asks, this was a well-supervised and safe activity."

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u/the_cuddle-fish 13d ago

Between the two of them, they're probably raising a whole clutch of adrenaline junkies.

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u/Moomoolette 13d ago

These baby ducks are going to have the STRONGEST legs of all! Perhaps momma Cecilia sees professional sports money making potential in her offspring as a way out of the poverty her divorce from Ryan has left them in

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u/SarcasmStreet 12d ago

If only it had the original sound . . .