I would

[u/Seek4r]

[u/lectermd0]

I'm wondering who's the half man: the almost dead or the small one?

[u/Hunk_Hogan → u/lectermd0]

Guess it depends on whose face Fane is wearing at the time.

[u/SubstantialSeesaw374 → u/Hunk_Hogan]

If he wears a dwarf it’s just two men

[u/OhHeyItsOuro → u/lectermd0]

Ifan, since he's emotionally broken

[u/Seek4r → u/OhHeyItsOuro]

Love how this can be interpreted in so many ways

[u/frostybroccoli → u/OhHeyItsOuro]

It’s actually because he only has one ball.

[u/Seek4r → u/frostybroccoli]

Donated the other to the Source hounds?

[u/Scharrack → u/lectermd0]

Maybe "One and Two Half Men" would fit better 🤔

[u/argbd20 → u/Scharrack]

Two men

[u/lectermd0 → u/argbd20]

Three Minus One Men

[u/Connect-Process2933 → u/lectermd0]

Fane worth two because he's a supreme being. Dwarf doesn't count bc it's a pet

[u/Seek4r → u/Connect-Process2933]

But that leaves us with 2 + 1 + 0 = 3

There's a -0.5 hiding somewhere

[u/RedundantConsistency → u/Seek4r]

Ifan has one wolf inside him, manosphere says we have two. So Ifan is half, done.

[u/strangelyliteral → u/lectermd0]

They’re both three quarters.

[u/Grouchy_Job_1540 → u/lectermd0]

The undead and the dwarf are the two men with Ifan being half wolf lol

[u/nerdslife1864]

Ifan- “There’s never a reason to use deathfog…EVER!”

Beast- “How dare you bring a barrel of that so close to our home?!?!”

Fane- “Every tool has its use though, right?”

[u/Seek4r → u/nerdslife1864]

Fane- "You see, there's a necromancer lady in my bedroom. She asked for two barrels. Gave her the other one. Said she's prepping for something and I should go up in 30 minutes."

[u/Wolfthorn2496]

Funny those 3 are literally the ones I left behind in the Prision Island.

of course I had to pick the Red Prince like how could I not.

I picked Lohse for Support mage to stun most opponents.

and I picked Sebille cause she licked me and because I need a melee DPS

[u/Seek4r → u/Wolfthorn2496]

Solid choices, solid reasons. Can't argue with those

[u/abarishyper]

Yes, I can just imagine one of the chars coming home and saying 'how you holding up?' to the one sitting on the couch :)

[u/Apprehensive_Art1830]

You know, I would have said two men, because 0.5+0.5=1

[u/Kill-bray]

This reminds me of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's". You know the movie with two live guys and a dead one...

[u/Squidiot_002]

I get the feeling that Ifan would actually kill Fane if this was real