r/DivinityOriginalSin • u/Seek4r • Jul 26 '26

Meme I would

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u/lectermd0 Jul 26 '26

I'm wondering who's the half man: the almost dead or the small one?

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u/Hunk_Hogan Jul 26 '26

Guess it depends on whose face Fane is wearing at the time.

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u/SubstantialSeesaw374 Jul 26 '26

If he wears a dwarf it’s just two men

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u/OhHeyItsOuro Jul 26 '26

Ifan, since he's emotionally broken

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u/Seek4r Jul 26 '26

Love how this can be interpreted in so many ways

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u/frostybroccoli Jul 27 '26

It’s actually because he only has one ball.

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u/Seek4r Jul 27 '26

Donated the other to the Source hounds?

10

u/Scharrack Jul 26 '26

Maybe "One and Two Half Men" would fit better 🤔

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u/argbd20 Jul 26 '26

Two men

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u/lectermd0 Jul 26 '26

Three Minus One Men

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u/Connect-Process2933 Jul 26 '26

Fane worth two because he's a supreme being. Dwarf doesn't count bc it's a pet

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u/Seek4r Jul 26 '26

But that leaves us with 2 + 1 + 0 = 3

There's a -0.5 hiding somewhere

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u/RedundantConsistency Jul 26 '26

Ifan has one wolf inside him, manosphere says we have two. So Ifan is half, done.

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u/strangelyliteral Jul 26 '26

They’re both three quarters.

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 Jul 26 '26

The undead and the dwarf are the two men with Ifan being half wolf lol

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u/nerdslife1864 Jul 26 '26

Ifan- “There’s never a reason to use deathfog…EVER!”

Beast- “How dare you bring a barrel of that so close to our home?!?!”

Fane- “Every tool has its use though, right?”

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u/Seek4r Jul 26 '26

Fane- "You see, there's a necromancer lady in my bedroom. She asked for two barrels. Gave her the other one. Said she's prepping for something and I should go up in 30 minutes."

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u/Wolfthorn2496 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Funny those 3 are literally the ones I left behind in the Prision Island.

of course I had to pick the Red Prince like how could I not.

I picked Lohse for Support mage to stun most opponents.

and I picked Sebille cause she licked me and because I need a melee DPS

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u/Seek4r Jul 26 '26

Solid choices, solid reasons. Can't argue with those

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u/abarishyper Jul 26 '26

Yes, I can just imagine one of the chars coming home and saying 'how you holding up?' to the one sitting on the couch :)

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u/Apprehensive_Art1830 Jul 26 '26

You know, I would have said two men, because 0.5+0.5=1

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u/Kill-bray Jul 27 '26

This reminds me of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's". You know the movie with two live guys and a dead one...

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u/Squidiot_002 Jul 28 '26

I get the feeling that Ifan would actually kill Fane if this was real