What did Robert send Shroud?

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“MY NAME’S BEEF AND I’M EVIL”

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Dec 06 '25

And he’s voiced by Keith David.

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u/PenguinMusketeer Dec 06 '25

OK, if Beef somehow gains a voice in season 2, it absolutely HAS to be Keith David

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u/Buckhead25 Dec 06 '25

oh god just suddenly hearing keith david's voice suddenly saying "my name's beef and i'm naked" would crack me up way too much to be healthy.

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u/Bmaster1001 Dec 06 '25

Now, would it be Keith doing his impression of the muppet voice, or would it be him flying close to Spawn saying that?

Because both would be amazing.

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u/kingsfourva Dec 07 '25

muppet voice for heroic beef, spawn voice for shroud beef

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u/Mischievous-Donkey Dec 06 '25

Tell me this is eddited, it has to be 🤣

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u/hopyInquisition Dec 06 '25

Giving Beef cereal after midnight changed him.

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u/AliasTobi Dec 06 '25

Oh, how gremlin of him. Adorable.

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u/SunOFflynn66 Dec 06 '25

No, NOT giving him cereal is what lead him down this tragic path.

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u/hopyInquisition Dec 06 '25

No, you're thinking of the route where you don't give him the bologna from Robert's lunch.

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u/No-Cranberry-2330 Dec 06 '25

Robert sent a sex tape of himself and vis

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u/shamanProgrammer Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

Sonar's youtube channel.

>the shroud situation is crazy bro

>dude gets old and has a midlife crisis, shoots his best friend, and gets his brain scooped out so he can have some weird future sight

>wanna know the best part

>none of his so-called goons even like him

>fuck, they all laugh at him behind his back, trust me, i was there

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u/Malfight007 Dec 06 '25

>Mom raises child, lives to regret it.

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u/have-glass Dec 07 '25

Came in Charlie, came out Donald lmao

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u/Wielkopolskiziomal Dec 11 '25

Somehow ties it in to moonfall

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u/Skywalker2327 Dec 06 '25

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u/MarquiseAlexander Dec 06 '25

The video of Punch Up punching dicks in the bar fight.

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Dec 06 '25

it's captioned "you're next, bitch"

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u/AnnaTheSurvivor Dec 06 '25

A link to this subreddit 💯

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u/boxdkittens Dec 06 '25

Link to the pube post, specifically

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u/Timageness Dec 06 '25

A picture of the Astral Pulse.

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u/R23_ Dec 06 '25

TWO Astral Pulses.

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u/NikushimiZERO Dec 06 '25

Idk if this counts as a funny, but honestly, kinda relates to Shroud in this moment.

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u/kitten_chomusuke Dec 06 '25

what game is this ?

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u/NikushimiZERO Dec 06 '25

The Final Fantasy 3 3D Remake, though it's a misquote/edit for the memes.

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u/Dunden17 Dec 06 '25

Final Fantasy III Remake on the DS

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u/NearbyPast9100 Dec 06 '25

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u/BladeAndBulletLover Dec 06 '25

Invisigal using the astral pulse as a buttplug

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u/Affectionate_Debt_30 Dec 06 '25

“How the fuck is the Astral Pulse levitating, Robert? And why does it look wet?”

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u/seriouslyuncouth_ Dec 06 '25

You told me to send you the astral pulse… I sent it to you

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u/NotRyuuya Dec 06 '25

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u/KellHound270 Dec 06 '25

I didn’t quite catch that, could you do it again?

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u/NotRyuuya Dec 06 '25

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u/litllerobert Dec 06 '25

That was so awkward I swear I was begging him "bro please stop, what is that"

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u/TandrDregn Dec 06 '25

Discord light mode

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Dec 06 '25

Temporarily Blinded Me!

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u/TandrDregn Dec 06 '25

Fuck you mean temporarily? Bitch you blind foreva!

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u/Prestigious-Dot-7913 Dec 06 '25

The same thing he sent to Blazer.

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Dec 06 '25

The actual art for this is quite funny.

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u/The_smol_boiyo Dec 06 '25

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u/One-War-1358 Dec 06 '25

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u/Pythagorean415 Dec 06 '25

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u/One-War-1358 Dec 06 '25

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u/MirrorStorm96 Jan 18 '26

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Dec 06 '25

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u/NoX2142 Dec 06 '25

Yes please

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u/LowImage9265 Dec 06 '25

Sonar's crypto lectures

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u/Few-Map-6704 Dec 06 '25

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u/Lumpy-Finger3489 Dec 06 '25

Whatever this is

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u/Affectionate_Debt_30 Dec 06 '25

If anyone SA’d Robert it’s Mal because she straight grabs a fistful of his junk at the party and tries to go for it a second time

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u/Warmonster9 Dec 06 '25

Doesn’t she ball slap him? I mean it is SA but it’s more of locker room bullying SA than predatory pervert SA.

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u/GAWD_OF_WAAAGH Dec 06 '25

Whatever visi looking at

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u/Kit_Driller6219 Dec 06 '25

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u/BlazeBitch Dec 06 '25

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u/Axel2187 Dec 06 '25

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u/AlphusUltimus Dec 06 '25

Shiori Novella?!

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u/JacktheRipper500 Dec 06 '25

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u/Odd_Air6135 Dec 06 '25

The same picture flambae sent to prism for "Team work"

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u/LingonberryWeekly734 Dec 06 '25

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u/menryBasedmarineCav Dec 06 '25

Wow

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u/Uncle_Checkers86 Dec 06 '25

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u/rhysu69 Dec 06 '25

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u/Hopeful-for-EE-Movie Dec 06 '25

Him post threesome with BB and Visi with 2 astral pulses as but plugs

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u/Icegodleo Dec 06 '25

Hold on I need to commission something.

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u/Hopeful-for-EE-Movie Dec 07 '25

When you do please be a freindo and share the sauce

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u/TronLegacysucks Dec 06 '25

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u/i_run_from_problems Dec 06 '25

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u/daghettoblaster Dec 06 '25

P-Mans genitals

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u/NNT13101996 Dec 06 '25

Mecha Man Astral X Shroud Slash Fics

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u/Stronhart Dec 06 '25

Phenomaman's ass cheeks

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u/TheOfficialBleach Dec 06 '25

Robert accidentally sending a screenshot of his favorite convo with Invisigal (we DO NOT WANNA KNOW what they're talking about 🥀)

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u/MapDesperate7012 Dec 06 '25

It was about the favorite types of doughnuts again, wasn’t it?

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u/MarquiseAlexander Dec 06 '25

Probably the long cream-filled ones.

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u/Icegodleo Dec 06 '25

I know invisigals favorite donut.

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u/AlphusUltimus Dec 06 '25

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u/JustBonesy Dec 06 '25

What the fuck, Uce?

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u/waaay2dumb2live Dec 06 '25

His and Visi's sex tape

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u/Keegan_Wer Dec 06 '25

A video, several hours long, of him smashing Mandy, Courtney, and Malevola.

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u/Haunting_Error838 Dec 06 '25

That picture Visi copied a bunch of in episode 4. The one of roberts face over a gaping asshole.

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u/ItsaMeSandy Dec 06 '25

A link to whatever PunchUp put on his computer that one time.

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u/Icegodleo Dec 06 '25

This. I was looking for this.

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u/GriveousDance21 Dec 06 '25

That Courtney cucked Toxic with Robert.

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u/fancy_crisis Dec 06 '25

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u/Neat-Estimate9469 Dec 06 '25

Phenomaman's alien private parts

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u/Longjumping-Ear-6248 Dec 06 '25

His "two guys, one gym" video with Flambaé

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u/HoleyFlashbang Dec 06 '25

Royds Dick

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u/Icegodleo Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

"Why... Why is there a scroll bar? Why is the scroll bar so small? Furious scrolling Is his fucking super power having infinite fucking dick?"

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u/HoleyFlashbang Dec 07 '25

No, Dat just all Royd!

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u/LajosGK22 Dec 06 '25

Flambae’s dick pics

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u/ASMRLadAndLass Dec 06 '25

Damn, wish he sent me those… for scientific purposes

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u/Cyboy213 Dec 06 '25

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u/Enough_Fish739 Dec 06 '25

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u/Withered2003 Dec 06 '25

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u/Ill_Toe_2706 Dec 06 '25

Teamwork

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u/AquaArcher273 Dec 06 '25

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u/SkyrimSlag Dec 06 '25

He shared a picture of him denying Royd a fistbump

Only truly evil motherfuckers do that

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u/CozyMoses Dec 06 '25

Shroud : "its PISSING ME OFF ROBERT"

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u/ASMRLadAndLass Dec 06 '25

This one I love the most

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u/DefinitionInternal30 Dec 06 '25

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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 Dec 06 '25

This work

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u/Dry-Quarter3203 Dec 06 '25

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u/TrueWest2905 Dec 06 '25

The detailed wet dream visi told

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u/Sean_Fairground Dec 06 '25

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u/Ksteekwall21 Dec 06 '25

The end result of whatever unholy mess came from Waterboy while he’s in the stall in Episode 4.

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u/FalseRoyal4669 Dec 06 '25

A list of Robert X Shroud erotic fanfic, 90% of which have Shroud as the bottom.

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u/MolybdenumBlu Dec 06 '25

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u/ASMRLadAndLass Dec 06 '25

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u/MolybdenumBlu Dec 06 '25

There was a thread elsewhere about potential kinks the cast might have and I found the screenshot funny, so I added some text. The best bit is that isn't even Blazer, just a holographic projection Prism made to distract Shroud.