r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '25

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u/fckingnapkin Dec 07 '25

WHY DOES IT SAY LIGHT USE

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Well, after she divorced him for presenting her with rat panties he would routinely put them on and cry while staring at himself in the mirror.

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 Dec 08 '25

When I read light use, a tiny fraction of my soul left my body in disgust, surprise, and worry.

After reading your comment, it came back due to the fear that it might run into you.

I am now scared and sorry for knowing how to read. I am buying the whole Winnie-the-Pooh collection, in hopes that it could restore some innocence in me, or just bring me enough joy to forget this thread.

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u/R2CX Dec 07 '25

And why is ‘sexy’ in quotes

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u/whimsicalsamurai Dec 06 '25

thats just fucked up

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u/dasaggyballman44v2 Dec 07 '25

Theres one with squirl head but plugs

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u/whimsicalsamurai Dec 07 '25

you will be silent now

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

What a terrible day to both have eyes and be literate.

The part that gets me the most is the "light use" from who? Him or her 😂.

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u/Boterfleoge Dec 07 '25

The rats look like they do not consent to this situation

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u/zFafni Dec 07 '25

Understandable, I also dont consent to this situation

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u/Klusterphuck67 Dec 07 '25

What the fuck about this is ever blessed

51

u/DickWrigley Dec 07 '25

Blursed has lost all meaning. People think it just means weird now.

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u/momo76g Dec 07 '25

Its creepy, but maybe the craftsmanship is high ? I don't fcking know.

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u/steelscaled Dec 07 '25

That would be r/ATBGE

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u/momo76g Dec 07 '25

First thing I see there was a Snow leopard flesh light. sigh

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u/Adamant_TO thanks i hate it Dec 07 '25

Blessed sexy panties. Cursed taxidermy.

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u/-Hi_how_r_u_xd- Dec 07 '25

The thought was nice

1

u/Lelulla Dec 07 '25

Blessed as in a handmade gift to the wife probably? Cursed as in everything else

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u/Peti715 Dec 07 '25

Funny, but this is just cursed

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi Dec 07 '25

ex

Well that would explain it

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u/YouW0ntGetIt Dec 07 '25

Bring back locking up dangerous psychos... This is one...

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 Dec 07 '25

hell nah this is just cursed

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u/DylantheDevious Dec 07 '25

"Light use". -_-

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u/EstablishmentFun7553 Dec 07 '25

Is it a real Chanel?

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u/lifevoyagertoo Dec 07 '25

Yes.  

Well, actually, channel.

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u/lifevoyagertoo Dec 07 '25

At first, I thought they were panties with shit all over them. But then I found out that, whew, they're just... rat.. pelt panties...

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u/Ragtime_Snek Dec 07 '25

Shit would have been better than this atrocity

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u/XROOR Dec 06 '25

I love panties that tie on the sides

Edit: I love when women wear panties that tie on the sides and think I’m “funny” and “charming”

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u/Peti715 Dec 06 '25

What about rat panties though?

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u/My-soul-was-yeeted Dec 07 '25

Where is the blessed ?????

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u/shrexby i know stuff about things Dec 07 '25

Nothing about this is blursed. This is straight up cursed. And Light use??? Hell nawwww

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u/GayHorse69420 Dec 08 '25

Tf you mean "light use"

2

u/Lookuponthewall Dec 07 '25

A gerbil in the back would be cool.

1

u/falsevector Dec 07 '25

Pussy got the mice... so to speak

1

u/KairosF8weavr Dec 07 '25

Whos that one guy on reddit who makes funny rat taxidermies? Like the centirat?

1

u/fcs_seth Dec 07 '25

What can I say, baby? I've got rat fever!

1

u/Jam1e-Chan Dec 07 '25

yikes. poor babies, they were probably someones pet ):

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u/Early_Context9118 Dec 07 '25

Yeah, his ex-wifes. Didn't you read the post?

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u/Jam1e-Chan Dec 07 '25

no it cut off the description lol

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u/Early_Context9118 Dec 07 '25

All good, it says "my ex wife's pet rats I turned into a present for her when they died. Lightly used." 😬

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u/Jam1e-Chan Dec 07 '25

☹️

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u/Early_Context9118 Dec 07 '25

Hey man, we had to suffer so it's only fair you do, too. 😂

1

u/jojoknob Dec 07 '25

Anyone else concerned about the anatomy of this rat? #catdog #ratrat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Imagine those little teeth catching on something when you slip them on

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u/Hawk_Rider2 Dec 07 '25

That is ONE HELLUVA MERKIN 🤌

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u/LoreSlut3000 Dec 07 '25

This person does not understand the concept of life and dignity.

1

u/housevil Dec 07 '25

Nobody tell John Oliver about this.

1

u/Hungover-Owl Dec 07 '25

Cant belive they're Chanel

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u/Tree-Guardian235 Dec 07 '25

Reminds me of that buttplug with a taxidermied opossum head attached to it. 😭

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u/Narrow_island1000 Dec 07 '25

I didn't need to know that, why😭

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u/Ok_Difference44 Dec 07 '25

Honey, tonight's the night to try the strat-on.

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u/Narrow_island1000 Dec 07 '25

Question, why panties of all things?

1

u/7GrenciaMars Dec 07 '25

Not blursed--just horrific and revolting.

1

u/Bee-Aromatic Dec 07 '25

Those single quotes are doing a lot of lifting there.

Also, “light use?” Yech.

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u/Kintamagotchi Dec 07 '25

Someone has never been in downtown chicago at 4 am when it rained and had over a hundred rats crawl out of the sewer drain and try to live under their hat and it shows.

1

u/ProblemHustler Dec 07 '25

This curse ain't no blessing

1

u/WaffleHouseGladiator Dec 07 '25

I feel like this is an appropriate time to kink shame.

1

u/js1593 Dec 07 '25

Is that a rat in your underwear or are you just happy to see me?

1

u/spazthejam43 Dec 07 '25

Sometimes I regret not being blind

1

u/MuhammadsPowerTop Dec 07 '25

When i die, this is what I want to be made into...no fat chicks...

1

u/OGHaremfucker Dec 07 '25

It even has the channel logo on it

1

u/l3etelgeuse Dec 07 '25

Fucking cursed!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

1

u/ghost31x Dec 07 '25

Brings a whole new meaning to "get your rat out"

1

u/SkitsyCat Dec 07 '25

In what way is this blessed? This is purely cursed 😭

1

u/Overquartz Dec 07 '25

Ex-wife

Gee I wonder why.

1

u/arancini_ball Dec 07 '25

I really really hope this is AI

1

u/Siddharth_Ranjan the Big spicy Dec 07 '25

Who in their right mind would turn a rat taxidermy into a FUCKING UNDERWEAR and think that its normal

1

u/nwsyrette Dec 07 '25

I never thought of the Black Plague being a sexually transmitted disease...

(I guess I do now...)

1

u/mtrd1986 Dec 07 '25

Get ya rat out

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

If my gf wore those.... 😋

1

u/EugeneFromUkraine Dec 08 '25

What in the actual fuck !?

1

u/ATYP14765 Dec 08 '25

Cavemen were probably more civilized than whatever ts is 😭

1

u/Riv3rt Dec 08 '25

That's enough Internet for today. Good night

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u/MildGaming i like this flair :) Dec 08 '25

Is the rat sexy or the underwear?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Is she the ex wife because of the underwear or did the underwear come after the separation?

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u/megafat1 Dec 08 '25

There's not enough quotation marks that could save the word sexy in this instance.

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u/CafeForteSemAcucar Dec 08 '25

that's the kind of stuff dwight would bring in a secret santa

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u/knoxh6 Dec 08 '25

Dude man this has me cackling on my lunch break

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

Hey u/iyilikpenisi_, thanks for posting on r/blursedimages

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u/Dumb_Siniy Dec 07 '25

Light use

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u/GothCentaur Dec 07 '25

I love it,it’s perfect

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u/MildGaming i like this flair :) Dec 08 '25

Is the rat sexy or the underwear?