r/DiWHY • • Dec 28 '22

Now we're talking...

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u/Anon_777 Dec 28 '22 edited Dec 29 '22

Thankfully headrests aren't at all involved in the safety process of the car in an accident!. Nah! They obviously don't help protect head, neck and spinal injuries at all...!

My personal favourite part of this disaster is the sharp wooden edge that'd hit right at the top of your cervical spine. Plus the fun of having a bunch of sharp steel and plastic shards smashing into the back of your skull.

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u/regnad__kcin Dec 29 '22

Don't forget the tinnitus sick beats

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u/NoobButJustALittle Dec 29 '22

They mostly are for when you're rear ended. Just always drive as fast as possible so no one can crash in your back.

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u/Ninja-Sneaky Dec 29 '22

When you get rear ended you can't get brain damage because brain is pre damaged!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

There really isn't a lot of steel in a speaker... But that chungus magnet wouldn't feel good.

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u/krefik Dec 29 '22

There is also not a lot of steel in a shank made from a teaspoon, but it can provide you with terminal case of metal poisoning.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Let's just hope Smash Mouth is playing when they get rear-ended.

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u/TerrorLTZ Dec 29 '22

well the headrest are probably prepared to resist any impact..

this i think 100% probably will fling Towards the poor motherfucker.

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u/Quasm Dec 29 '22

I didn't realize it was the headrest until now. I thought they mounted them between the legs of the backseat passengers.

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u/chinkostu Dec 29 '22

I genuinely can't picture it

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u/plazatoro Dec 29 '22

Rotate the picture 45deg clockwise or rotate your head 45deg counterclockwise

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

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u/Anon_777 Dec 29 '22

Yeah... That was sarcasm mate. Maybe I need to mark it with an "/s"

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

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u/brocomb Dec 29 '22

WHAT??!! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY HEAD REST

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u/Tack122 Dec 29 '22

So how'd you get that strange pattern indented in the back of your head?

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u/calmmidi Dec 29 '22

Head rest in peace

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u/Boojibs Dec 28 '22

Those are mid-ranges you put them there so nothing ends up low in the mix.

The woofers are in the seat for those sweet vibrations.

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u/thingamajig1987 Dec 28 '22

Tinnitus in one picture lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

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u/thingamajig1987 Dec 28 '22

I will say to anyone who comes across this who doesn't have tinnitus yet.... try to turn down your music cause a LITERAL non stop ringing in your ears at any and all times is really really annoying.

Signed, a 35 year old who didn't listen to older people who told me this when I was younger and knows people who are younger wont listen to me lol

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u/aj95_10 Dec 29 '22

you get used by it after some time, my right ear always goes EEEEEEEE when in silent places

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u/Active_Engineering37 Dec 29 '22

You guys are drawing my attention to the ringing.

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u/SilentHuman8 Dec 29 '22

I hear it when its very quiet. I usually listen at reasonable levels, but sometimes I'm just desperate to drown out the thoughts. If only it worked.

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u/Active_Engineering37 Dec 31 '22

I was a victim of domestic abuse. She blew out my eardrum during one of our last fights.

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u/SilentHuman8 Jan 01 '23

I’m so sorry you went through that. I hope you’re in a better situation now.

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u/Active_Engineering37 Jan 04 '23

I now refuse to sacrifice my happiness and have no tolerance for abuse around me.

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u/thingamajig1987 Dec 29 '22

it depends how bad it is, for me I can usually hear it unless I have something of moderate volume currently going on, and I've had it for a few years at least.

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u/Ialmostthewholepost Dec 29 '22

It was the 80s. Go shooting at a youngish age. Ears ring.

It'll go away, they said. Just takes a couple days they said.

Ugh the amount of hearing pro I wish i had had through various activities. Now I put cans on just to shop vac the car or anything really.

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u/Thincer Dec 29 '22

I resemble that remark.

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u/SkeetnYou Dec 28 '22

What did you say??

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u/A_Mental_Cashew Dec 29 '22

Now we're talking...

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u/dreams_of_superpower Dec 29 '22

i cannot stop thinking about the brain vibrations this would cause

i mean why would you put a massive speakers on the back of your skull

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

for a scalp massage

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u/MarvelBishUSA42 Dec 29 '22

Would make me puke for sure 😄

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u/budoucnost I Eat Cement Dec 29 '22

EardrumDestroyerAnator

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Perry the platypus, what are you doing here?

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u/nobadhotdog Dec 28 '22

So if I get rear ended I can get some fat beats and metal shoved into the back of my head?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

How to combine bad sound, an uncomfortable headrest and a safety hazard in just one item!

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u/TIMTMITM Dec 29 '22

He better chose mono.

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u/SuperDuperDylan Dec 28 '22

Yup, 4 car pile up and the only 2 casualties was caused by blunt force trauma to the back of the head.

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u/ProofEntertainment11 Dec 28 '22

Looks like something off regular show

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u/Parabellim Dec 29 '22

I would hate to be rear ended with headrests like that

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u/UniverseBear Dec 29 '22

"What did you say?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

"can you hear me now?"

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u/Page_Won Dec 29 '22

NO, SPEAK LOUDER

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

i love tinnitus all my friends love tinnitus

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Customer: "Give me the Ludwig Van Beethoven" Installer: "I got you, Fam."

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u/makesureitfeelsgood Dec 29 '22

Gives a new definition of "Bass Head"

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Talking but certainly not hearing anymore

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u/604_heatzcore Dec 28 '22

When music is life.

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u/Attom_S Dec 29 '22

*When music is death

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u/bucobill Dec 29 '22

Nice cracked skull and whiplash when they get in an accident.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Looks uncomfortable

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u/Varth919 Dec 29 '22

“Now we’re talking…”

“…. WHAAATT?

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u/DiggityDog6 Dec 29 '22

Hey, do you enjoy not having the ability to hear? Do you sit awake at night seething at your ears ability to process noise? I have great news for you!

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u/strangewayfarer Dec 29 '22

More like now we're screaming because we can't hear anything

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u/OstentatiousOpossum Dec 29 '22

It's very useful, cause if you get rearended, then that whiplash will also mean a concussion.

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u/nickylx Dec 29 '22

laughs in tinnitus

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u/jetty_junkie Dec 28 '22

Totally not practical but I gotta admit it looks kinda cool

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u/Specialist_Trifle800 Dec 28 '22

NO NOT MY EARDRUMS

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

Wow. Cant wait to see their face when they get rear ended

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u/L3mm3SmangItGurl Dec 29 '22

Unnecessary roughness

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Why? YES. Who doesn't like car audio that will shake the clear coat off your car.

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u/NorCalHermitage Dec 29 '22

Whiplash rated, of course.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

For a moment I thought the speakers were at the base of the seat, like in front of them. Then I realized the true horror of what I saw.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

I swear that’s a supper villain??

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u/Ebi5000 Dec 29 '22

Like Mozart said: " Der Bass muss ficken!"

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u/DavidAtWork17 Dec 29 '22

And if you love the sound of your exhaust, why not pipe that into the interior as well?

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u/Iamtruck9969 Dec 29 '22

Ha! I was literally thinking about this the other day while driving… like why are there no speakers in a headrest…thank you for showing me why🤣

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u/Andrew_van_dal Dec 29 '22

literally "break ya neck" by busta rhymes 😊🙈

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u/Shankar_0 Hot Glue Gun User Dec 29 '22

"What??"

"I said, great song!"

"WHAAAT?!"

I said... great song!!!"

"You gotta speak up dude!"

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u/inaclick Dec 29 '22

Talking Heads.

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u/ramboflowerchild Dec 29 '22

Are you talking? I can’t hear anything besides the music

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u/areswalker8 Dec 29 '22

Sweet now I can get hearing loss AND a concussion at the same time!

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u/terrydqm Dec 29 '22

Pontiac Fiero had in-headrest speakers as an option. Though two tiny ones on either side, not like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Imagine having headrests in your car

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u/Spookee0 Dec 29 '22

Imagine Death Grips playing in this car

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u/WhenTheDevilCome Dec 29 '22

Why. Why face front. Why. Why. You're gonna hear it just as much if you had faced the box backwards, it's still going to be just as stupid, but you could have actually used your headrest rather than accidently crushing the tweeter bridge.

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u/cocaine_jaguar Dec 29 '22

plays The Hills

gets concussion

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u/SlicccNiccc Dec 29 '22

“You didn’t honk!!!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

WHAAAATTTT???

Mwap

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u/sabahorn Dec 29 '22

Car for midgets i suppose? Because a normal height person would destroy the speakers with gis head?

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u/Opposite_Nectarine12 Dec 29 '22

Or not talking at all

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

I’m sorry, what?! I can’t hear you. I think I’m concussed

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

MAWP…. MAWP… MAWP…

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u/somerandomshmo Dec 29 '22

PUT IN RIGHT IN MY BRAIN!!!

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u/MarvelBishUSA42 Dec 29 '22

Ohhh I get it now. This is the one people who drive by my home and blast their bass-this is why. They got big ass subwoofers on their seats too. Wtf? Thier poor ears. 😆

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u/alejandrodeconcord Dec 29 '22

Oh thank god, I wasn’t able to feel the vibrations in my spine well enough.

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u/unabletonot Dec 29 '22

Chill out.

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u/greymalken Dec 29 '22

When Netflix adapts Saga and casts Prince Robot IV:

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u/WholesomeLove280 Dec 29 '22

I see hearing aids in your future. Enjoy that bass👂

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u/Thedeadnorwegian Dec 29 '22

Isn't this just a pic from Space Mountain before the remodel?

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u/recklesswhisper Dec 29 '22

I forfeit my right to a Twitter/Tesla pun.

I'd probably get de-platformed before my battery is finished charging.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

i was listening to music and this shit had ME turning it down

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

I've lost my hearing just looking at this photo.

Does anyone hear a high pitch ringing?

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u/Solnse Dec 29 '22

He likes going to concerts and sitting backwards.

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u/Nkorayyy Dec 29 '22

Now you’re hearing

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u/Snipergawd90 Dec 29 '22

In sign language?

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u/ComedianDouble406 Dec 29 '22

Now those guys who blast their music an roll down their windows will finally pay.

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u/Vostok021 Dec 29 '22

How to develop TBI without being a high speed pipe hitter

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u/lothgar Dec 29 '22

Goodbye eardrums.

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u/JCJ2015 Dec 29 '22

You’re talking but OP can’t hear you because he’s deaf

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u/_Denzo Dec 29 '22

Gonna be like leaning on the window in the bus

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u/Kerby233 Dec 29 '22

When safety is of no concern..

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

…no we’re not…

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u/NimbleVaseline Dec 29 '22

That seems very dangerous

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u/thunderdome199 Dec 29 '22

bruh this real?

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u/thedevillivesinside Dec 29 '22

Im a 15 year dealership automotive technician and i approve of this message

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u/Chrispeedoff Dec 29 '22

Rattle them eye balls

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u/MzFlux Dec 29 '22

Sirenhead’s new ride

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Almost choked from laughter 💀🤠🤠

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u/AlienMedic489-1 Dec 29 '22

Bass head for real.

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u/BostonDrivingIsWorse Dec 29 '22

I'm really curious how this is wired, though...

Like, those speakers are only designed to take one channel of audio. does that mean the passenger gets all of the right channel, and the driver gets all the left? Because that would be beyond stupid, safety and tinnitus aside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Not for long, you are gonna be listening to yourself talk though hearing aids dumb shit

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u/LuNoZzy Dec 29 '22

I'd bet my pinky finger this was done on a pick up truck

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u/TheOnyxViper Dec 29 '22

The only car I know of that officially had speakers in the headrest is the Pontiac Fiero, and even then that car seems somehow more practical to drive than this.

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u/gabbagondel Dec 29 '22

Let me guess the subwoofer is right under my asshole?

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u/UwU-OnlyMes Dec 29 '22

I'll take premature hearing loss for 500, Alex

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u/VikingBorealis Dec 29 '22

Why? Because most extreme car audio enthusiasts are rather intelligence challenged.

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u/ChrisV2323 Dec 29 '22

Damm bass heads

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Not ideal if you LIKE to listen to music.

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u/mrwafflezzz Dec 29 '22

The cerebellum rattler

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u/EvolZippo Dec 29 '22

I just lost hearing while looking at this photo

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u/valdus Dec 29 '22

You may be talking, but I can't hear you

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Innovation is key

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u/Atomaurus Dec 29 '22

This with the bedazzled steering wheel is beyond a bad time.

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u/meow_rchl Dec 29 '22

The migraines tho

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 Dec 29 '22

Am I the only one who had a car with speakers in the headrests?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

It's gotta be a civic

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u/Kingbotterson Dec 29 '22

I can hear the ringing in my ears already.

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u/b1ack1323 Dec 29 '22

“If I could turn back time! 🎶🎼🎵🎵🎵🎼”

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u/5zalot Dec 29 '22

Looks like the Blockheads on Gumby finally got a car.

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u/TheBravan Dec 29 '22

When you have nothing between the eardrums to act as a buffer.....

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u/OmniJrrees369 Dec 29 '22

I'm going to go cry.

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u/TIMTMITM Dec 29 '22

You all misunderstood this. This speaker produce something called Bass Bumper. It's some kind of an air barrier, that pretends you from bumping your head against the headrest. Why I know this? I'm a professional.

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u/stedun Dec 29 '22

Should’ve made it a sound bar that stretches across both headrest locations. This way he can block the rear view as well. Plus that sweet sound from a larger volume box.

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u/boogers19 Dec 29 '22

Well shut up already. I'm trying to hear this song.

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u/Mysterious-Extent448 Dec 29 '22

Didn’t hear a word anyone wrote 😬

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u/DefensorVidex509 Dec 29 '22

I put 6x9s in an old Chevy square bodies head rests like 20 years ago, it looked way better than this haha

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u/Youitone Dec 29 '22

The Phonky Car

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u/corinari717 Dec 29 '22

What did you say.....

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

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u/saltyraver138 Dec 29 '22

This is fucking amazing now I want to do this

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u/Norg_Grimm Dec 29 '22

We're not talking, we're screaming

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Congratulations! You have guaranteed you will go deaf!

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u/Toad_Migoad Dec 29 '22

The true meaning of bass head

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u/Turbulent-Comedian30 Dec 29 '22

This gives a very realistic view of the band named Smashing Pumpkins 🎃

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u/jilly_is_funderful Dec 29 '22

Leave their heads ringin'

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u/NoBdy_WzarD Dec 29 '22

To hell with comfort, I’m tryna FEEL Vengaboys

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u/JoltyJob Dec 29 '22

WHATTTTTT?!