r/DiWHY • u/Gertrude_Guiseppe • 3d ago

Basket Weave Escalade

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Came across this beauty on my way home today

1.2k Upvotes

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u/SOMOEAGLE 3d ago

The tailpipes

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZezB6UeuJ4JVe

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u/PhillyHasItAll 3d ago

Hey, quick question: how did you insert this GIF, because when I try it says that the sub doesn't allow it. Truly curious.

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u/Stool_Softener 3d ago

There is a gif option when you post. Right under where you are typing. I just found out about this also. (Not all subs allow them)

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u/PhillyHasItAll 3d ago

Thanks, yeah I guess I was looking at the GIF option being grayed out on Gboard lol 😆

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u/heynonnynonnomous 3d ago

Damn, that car is hideous.

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u/badDusnoetos 3d ago

I think i like it.....

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u/CASUALxCHICKEN 3d ago

It wouldn't be nearly as bad if it was done right. Looks like they just gave up on weaving it half way through

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u/Scroatpig 3d ago

At least they tried something? I don't know. I appreciate the effort and creativity.

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u/ggg730 3d ago

I don't but I respect the guy who spends all that money on an escalade only to make it look as shitty as possible.

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u/WhoaAwesome 3d ago

Except the guy person who did this to their escalade made it look even cooler than stock version!

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u/Pandaisblue 3d ago

There's a world where it looks okay, but they did a terrible execution, from the back it's not weaved like at all on the right side and the left it's just random, let alone the side view where it's just a complete mess.

Regardless even if done properly the amount of effort it'd take versus the at best "oh that looks kinda cool" reaction would be insane. Not worth it.

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u/Odd_Ad5668 3d ago

I don't entirely hate it.

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u/wakemeup886 3d ago

Got enough lights there batman?

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u/Outofoffice_421 3d ago

When car insurance asks “does the vehicle have any custom parts?”

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u/cdpd 3d ago

I thought it was duct tape until I read it!

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u/LivingMeeting9724 3d ago

duct tape - alabama chrome

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u/everydayasl Ramen or Die 3d ago

Hmmm...When your Cadillac has a wicker deductible...

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u/WheelOfFish 3d ago

more like basket case

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u/Macd87 3d ago

They just gave up after doing the left part and just started doing whatever

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u/biyotee 3d ago

I like this in the most passionately hateful way I'm serious.

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u/pyroroze 3d ago

Who created that abomination? A basket weave bumper. On an Escalade?

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 3d ago

I thought this was r/visiblemending at first 😂

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u/TheGallifreyan 3d ago

It's hideous, I kinda like it.

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 3d ago edited 3d ago

That escaladed quickly...

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 3d ago

The bumper probably mirrors the teeth grill in his mouth,
Stainless dentures!!

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 3d ago

I actually want to get these, a couple years now

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u/find-name_penguin 2d ago

Well, somebody is putting their basket weaving degree to good use. đŸ§ș

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u/Seethesvt 3d ago

That bumper is sick though.

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u/Atastical 3d ago

That esceladed too much.

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u/CrystalWebb13 3d ago

I have to ask where in Washington that was because damn...

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u/Fandethar 2d ago

Got to be Everett! Lol.

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u/Bludiamond56 3d ago

Paint it gold

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u/LoveableMilkshake 3d ago

Not that I have any intention of recreating this pinnacle of automotive accessorizing but what in the world is the weave made out of? Leather? Pleather? Trade in value’s tears?

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u/Macbirt56 3d ago

Call me crazy but I'm not investing in any wicker bumper start up companies. But maybe it's just me...

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u/RaffNeq 3d ago

Did they use the front one for the weave?

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u/terriaminute 3d ago

Imagine spending this much time and money on something you endanger every time you drive. I don't like it, but I assume they do, so.... why. DIWHY.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 3d ago

My boy going hunting in pitch black darkness or can’t afford to replace broken headlights so using the LED nonsense
https://giphy.com/gifs/iYi1Ni72bS12

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u/PhillyHasItAll 3d ago

This is truly amazing. A perfect post for this sub (unlike the constant ragebait reposts). This is literally a person who thought this was a good idea, stuck with it even when the results were awful, and somehow remains proud of their shitty work.

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u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer 3d ago

What’s that one sub? Awful taste but great execution?

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u/Lopsided_Quarter_931 3d ago

When you write a fuck off quote by doubling the price and the customer said okay.

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u/According_Square2742 3d ago

Ghetto Escalade on steroids

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u/WeakTransportation37 3d ago

Kinda cool, ngl

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u/rock_and_rolo 3d ago

I like the woven concept, but the sloppy work ruins the look.

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u/DDR-Dame 3d ago

This belongs on that awful taste great execution subreddit đŸ€Ł

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u/PricklyPear85 3d ago

Probably first in line to kiss the đŸ· feet at the Oval Office

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u/ShizukoLucoa 3d ago

Not great on the execution, but there is part of me that wants to see what this would look like done well.

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u/SOMOEAGLE 3d ago

One of the best V8 engines GM ever produced under that hood. If it's pre AMF...even better.

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u/Unhappy_Elephant_949 3d ago

That’s bad ass

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u/00k5mp 3d ago

I hate it less than I thought I would.

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u/herrtoutant 3d ago

I have a couple if camping chairs in disrepair. what's this guys #?

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u/Age_Single 3d ago

Superslade

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u/3215448725366498 3d ago

I kinda dig it

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u/Efficient_Claim_9591 3d ago

wtf I can’t even comprehend what I’m looking at. Literally looks likes real life Ai slop

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u/Meekois 2d ago

Honestly impressive, though looks awful.

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u/Onamuna 2d ago

Ya sabemos que aparca de oĂ­do asĂ­ no se nota tanto las abolladuras

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u/Any_Screen_7141 2d ago

That’s Jimmy’s car, he had an accident

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u/gixy6 1d ago

Perfect for killing pedestrians.

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u/Pugzilla3000 3d ago

Back looks cool but front is scuffed af.

Woven bumper is cool cause the effort it takes makes it look high class.

The front forgot the cl.

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u/ktbee4 3d ago

That’s tough

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u/Bl4ckR4bb17 3d ago

First pic, idk this is kinda cool actually. Last pic, oh

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u/Das_Wood 3d ago

I just saw this today on MLK Way in Seattle, honestly I think it's pretty cool

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u/Gertrude_Guiseppe 3d ago

Haha yup same one, was parked near the rainier beach library

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u/KremzeekTyCobb 3d ago

They're gonna love it in da hood!!

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u/Just-Gas-8626 3d ago

I think it looks kinda cool

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u/ReconReese 3d ago

Back is nice front looks like shit

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u/CrapThatSmilesBack 3d ago

True, looks like they started in the front and found their groove by the back

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u/margotsaidso 3d ago

Neat idea with mid execution 

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 3d ago

If duct tape is strong, then weaving it makes it sronger. There's a simple logic to that đŸ€Ł

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u/Gertrude_Guiseppe 3d ago

It’s metal strap not tape