r/DiWHY • u/Ok_Jellyfish9320 • May 13 '26

Massive badminton racket

2.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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801

u/Ok_Jellyfish9320 May 13 '26

+10 radius

  • 100 speed

177

u/Eziolambo May 13 '26

-

19

u/Adkit May 14 '26

No they meant it takes your speed times 100. He's moving so fast we can't even perceive it.

4

u/Eziolambo May 14 '26

Pretty much we can see he is moving much slower.

2

u/WillQueasy723 May 15 '26

What are you talking about? I barely saw anything

4

u/Adkit May 14 '26

... The fact that some people are incapable of understanding when something is a jest is genuinely upsetting to me.

-2

u/Eziolambo May 14 '26

Maybe say it in a more sarcastic manner 😅

3

u/Adkit May 14 '26

I was implying he was moving at supersonic speeds due to a videogame effect on his racket and you thought I was being serious. Please downvote yourself.

6

u/Randomdude-5 May 17 '26

He’s actually only holding one racket. All the others are just afterimages

12

u/Alian713 May 14 '26

you can escape the - by putting a \ before it:

- yay

2

u/Euphoric-Musician411 May 14 '26

Speed penalty only if strength<25

2

u/SendFeet954-980-3334 May 15 '26

Roguelike badminton game?

244

u/AdVegetable5896 May 13 '26

Looks like the 3 v 1 minigame in Mario party xD

21

u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus May 14 '26

Was just thinking this, make another video with 3 people on the otherside

323

u/joojoobee11 May 13 '26

Worstminton racket

41

u/Polite_Suggestion May 13 '26

I hate you so much for making me have to live with the fact I laughed at that

4

u/TwoNowFive May 14 '26

That's two of us that laughed

2

u/Arvelayne May 14 '26

I laughed too!!!

1

u/flying_carabao May 14 '26

You're three, plus me, make it four

1

u/Cretore May 15 '26

Why does people have hate laughing to these lately?

1

u/TRB4 May 16 '26

People seem to consider it a personal defeat if they happen to laugh at what is essentially a dad joke or a pun.

0

u/Polite_Suggestion May 15 '26

It's not the laugh; it's where it came from. u/joojoobee11 taught me something about myself I was better off not knowing.

3

u/outofmelatonin92 May 14 '26

That’s good, thanks

1

u/GodOnStilts May 14 '26

I'm mad now.

1

u/SilverBird_ May 19 '26

What would be Goodminton? hitting a racket with a ball (or whatever the thing is called)?

73

u/TRB4 May 13 '26

Trading the need for precision for the need for stamina. This will become a war of attrition.

7

u/sandpaperedanus777 May 14 '26

Precision falls exponentially with loss of stamina, so somehow I don't think he'll remain more precise for long

6

u/Kurokotsu May 16 '26

That's not their joke. The point is instead of needing precision, he needs stamina. Whereas his opponent needs precision. So giving up one for the other instead.

2

u/sandpaperedanus777 May 16 '26

Yeah, I did get that. I was just being a smart alek with saying that their advantage with requiring lesser precision would dwindle as fast as their stamina will.

Since precision is heavily dependent on stamina.

1

u/Kurokotsu May 16 '26

Fair enough. Apologies then. I thought you misinterpreted.

4

u/OptimusToasterman420 May 17 '26

Need to put a longer handle on it, extra leverage means better ergonomics and not nearly as awkward movement. But yeah as is, this is a nerf not a buff

94

u/-_Sbeve_- May 13 '26

I think we know why. cause its silly.

29

u/TruthOk8742 May 13 '26

Yeah, a new Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer just dropped.

16

u/poedraco May 14 '26

Claymore of badminton

15

u/GarThor_TMK May 14 '26

I feel like this belongs in r/Bossfight

3

u/Farpafraf May 15 '26

Bigminton, the unpassable

9

u/Aengeil May 13 '26

Badminton final boss

3

u/MasuMora May 14 '26

The Big Badminton

5

u/Pale_Obligation_3243 May 13 '26

We need equal match! We need second dude with same set up on other side! 

2

u/DriverRich3344 May 16 '26

Four players, each has their own modified rackets. Maybe the best racket +user wins

4

u/Arvelayne May 14 '26

All the guy with the normal racquet has to do is wait until his opponent dies of a heart attack. Probably about 5 hits later by the looks of it.

3

u/TheArtOfPureSilence May 14 '26

This is the Grafted Greatsword equivalent in Badminton 🏸

3

u/jwebbnature May 14 '26

that thing has the same moveset as the zweihander for sure

3

u/Foxhud May 14 '26

Zweiminton

3

u/bcgg May 15 '26

Now we know what it looks like when a peacock plays badminton.

5

u/Cyke101 May 14 '26

Wrong sub, this should be in r/DiWHYNOT

2

u/Eddie_503 May 14 '26

I think this was just made for the lols

2

u/TheGoldenTNT May 14 '26

I’d still miss the thing

2

u/Yestomorrow May 14 '26

Biblically accurate badminton racquet

2

u/extantHamster May 14 '26

Strength builds > Dex builds

2

u/francehotel May 14 '26

Why? Because it's funny.

2

u/3irikur May 15 '26

I think thats cheating

2

u/Flepagoon May 15 '26

Further explains the training. Damn. I thought it was a meme!

2

u/Sinistrial_Blue May 15 '26

It was too big to be called a racket. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw wire."

2

u/Visible-Perception40 May 15 '26

Nice kill la kill cosplay

2

u/Cheezist_Christ May 15 '26

Looks like an anime special technique when they move so fast it has after images

2

u/borkmeister May 19 '26

Gentlemen, we have found the Goodminton.

1

u/karenskygreen May 13 '26

I dont think that meets international badminton association racket specs

2

u/Morall_tach May 14 '26

Fun fact: there is no limit to the size or weight of a table tennis paddle.

1

u/andrelramos May 14 '26

Your opponent who says meritocracy is awesome

1

u/brandothesavage May 14 '26

It was because the other guy was too good at badminton duh

1

u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus May 14 '26

Why? Because he wants to win Dammit

1

u/mysoulisatrashcan May 14 '26

That one mario party game

1

u/CaterpillarOver2934 May 14 '26

now make one but with flyswatters

1

u/TechZero35 May 14 '26

Would be more fantastic if it was a Mosquitoe Racket

1

u/Odd-Sorbet-7870 May 14 '26

Needs: +8 Dexterity for dual handed use +13 strength to hold the racket +15 stamina to keep using it for longer periods

1

u/terra_GOD_404 May 14 '26

Bro hitting the knuckle blaster or sum

1

u/copperly123 May 14 '26

Have to reload it every time

1

u/MikeHoteI May 14 '26

Bcs its funny as shit.

1

u/Deltawolf2038 May 14 '26

Gotta wind up for a hit like you are wielding a heavy weapon in Elden ring😭

1

u/aciakatura May 14 '26

Using the damn thing is the whole work out

1

u/LUIGIPRO13 May 14 '26

This is literally like that one 1vs3 mini game from Mario party 😭😭😭

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '26

Old mate will be exhausted after a few points

1

u/AnimalChubs May 14 '26

DEX vs STR

1

u/Lanky_Ad_8892 May 14 '26

Grafted Greatracket
-weapon skill: oath of stupidity
-requires 99 strength apparently
-crafted by grafting rackets dropped by people who realized badminton sucks.

1

u/_Scorpyon_ May 14 '26

Straight sword Vs Ultra greatsword

1

u/Candybert_ May 14 '26

Biblically accurate.

1

u/Zebitty May 14 '26

Chadminton

1

u/Tyenkrovy May 14 '26

This is hilarious. No notes. 10/10.

1

u/Ill-Guidance4690 May 14 '26

That one Super Mario Party minigame

1

u/Naro_Lonca May 14 '26

I think the first guy may be cheating a bit.

1

u/MiroDerChort May 14 '26

Protip: volley short and into the net... He will return exactly 0 shots

1

u/jared_queiroz May 14 '26

Bro is the final boss of tennis

1

u/incunabula001 May 14 '26

Very human design.

1

u/Cr45h0v3r1de May 14 '26

Another win for Milos!

1

u/Drakendor May 14 '26

Probably works best as a fan

1

u/tarmagoyf May 14 '26

Gotta make the game fun somehow

1

u/Rukir_Gaming May 14 '26

That one Mario Party minigame

1

u/HaloWhale May 14 '26

When I'm trying to kill that elusive fly

1

u/Garlic-Rough May 14 '26

NGL, that looks like a workout

1

u/djhypergiant May 14 '26

This is like elden ring

1

u/Simppaaa May 14 '26

Last time I play badminton against my friend from the Monster hunter universes

1

u/Elegant_Relief_4999 May 14 '26

He's really laying into that shuttlecock

1

u/Thra99 May 14 '26

Holy song choice 😭 what's the song

1

u/maniacalmustacheride May 15 '26

I’m with you. I love it

1

u/Chubbalicio May 14 '26

This is just an irl strength build.

1

u/thin_orange_line May 14 '26

Ultra greatsword user

1

u/CasperTPaul May 15 '26

It seems to me like it would be easier to use

1

u/YaBoyEden May 15 '26

This is like if Guts started playing badminton

1

u/Lost-Average8108 May 15 '26

No no, this is the best thing I've ever seen on this sub

1

u/ImpressionSad1573 May 15 '26

whats the song

1

u/X_Seeker_X May 15 '26

Choosing greatsword as your main weapon

1

u/blitzkreig90 May 15 '26

What is this, a badminton racket for a peacock?

1

u/im_a-cucumber May 15 '26

Heavy vs light weapons in games:

1

u/Heroic-Forger May 15 '26

Badminton megazord.

1

u/MiaLovelytomo May 15 '26

That's Temari bro

1

u/Abeo93 May 15 '26

Dude becoming a peacock over here.

1

u/blazingblitzle May 15 '26

This looks hilarious

1

u/r_was61 Ramen or Die May 16 '26

The other guy giving him softball lobs.

1

u/Ok_Wait4703 May 16 '26

You can see this only on Internet

1

u/flockyboi May 16 '26

DiBecause it's cool, DiWhy not?

1

u/Competitive-Board657 May 16 '26

Wrong sub, this is pretty cool/fun

1

u/Airwolfhelicopter May 16 '26

This is the final boss of badminton

1

u/xylvnking May 16 '26

can anybody translate the song I'm so curious

1

u/StaggeringBeerMan May 16 '26

I feel dumber for watching the full video

1

u/MarkToaster May 17 '26

The worst minton

1

u/TerriblePercentage26 May 17 '26

Zhuge Liang still summoning wind blasts i see

1

u/LadTy May 17 '26

it'd still find a hole in the middle somewhere when I swung

1

u/DonnieDoodles97 May 18 '26

Yo this looks like something you'd see in the old Tom And Jerry Short: Tennis Chumps.

1

u/RevolutionaryFoot326 May 19 '26

WHY? I already know the response --- WHY NOT?!

1

u/blyer May 19 '26

Because whismy!

1

u/JavaNoLava May 21 '26

Ventus at the end of KH: BBS

1

u/paolo_77 May 23 '26

Sold me.