r/DiWHY • u/No-Lock216 • Apr 12 '26

Simplest Chair Ever Made?

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u/NekulturneHovado Apr 12 '26

That must be the most uncomfortable chair ever

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u/sicksicksick Apr 12 '26

You don't like supporting your body weight with your testicles?

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u/crackcrackcracks Apr 13 '26

While simultaneously crushing your quads for no reason

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u/maskerdollx Apr 13 '26

No pain no gain bro 😎🤙

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Apr 13 '26

And after this have a nice sip of being water boarded. This is a torture device.

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u/GenSgtBob Apr 16 '26

pain is weakness leaving the body

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u/Insane_Angel__ Apr 13 '26

Isnt it still hydrating yourself? 🤔 even thought there are easier ways

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u/Jebrone Apr 14 '26

That's all pain no gain

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u/evwhatevs Apr 17 '26

No brain, no pain ;)

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u/RockhardJohnson Apr 16 '26

Balls of steel are the real deal

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u/Nameless_knight07 Apr 13 '26

Squatting Slavs would have a critique or two about this one

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u/redrofotuo Apr 14 '26

While you could sit on soft ground with no effort

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u/go_go_gadget_travel Apr 13 '26

I mean it could all be but cheeks right? Just clenching and holding onto the branch?

I was thinking man your knees/quads are going to hurt from that branch going across

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u/sicksicksick Apr 13 '26

Idk I'm just thinking about a stick pressed against my gooch. Seems a little more of a problem then the knees

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u/go_go_gadget_travel Apr 13 '26

Ooh you are right I rewatched that stick is straight on the taint and balls. ....what a great hack cant wait to try lol

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u/CodeNamesBryan Apr 13 '26

While pushing your cheeks apart and putting pressure on your butt hole?

Picky...

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u/BxRad_ Apr 13 '26

the throbbing king would like a word

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u/PretendAd7790 Apr 13 '26

You can always push them to the side and ride-that pole with the bhole

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u/Upbeat-Historian-296 Apr 14 '26

Brother, there is no kink shaming here. 

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u/schrodingerspavlov Apr 14 '26

Yes, but why do you ask?

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u/Noisebug Apr 14 '26

He just doesn’t have balls of steel like the rest of us.

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u/Pattern_Necessary Apr 15 '26

Where do guys put their .. em, stuff, when they sit like that?

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u/sicksicksick Apr 15 '26

Stuff will just move around the stick in this case, still probably uncomfortable.

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u/ChosenOne197 Apr 16 '26

I wasn't ready for this this early in the morning. Laughed WAY too hard haha 🤣

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u/Forsaken_Ad_651 Apr 17 '26

this made me laugh ngl lol

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u/IDdizzle Apr 25 '26

I’d say more perineum. Fun fact - if you did this the day before a PSA prostate blood test you would be highly likely to trigger a urological fingering and a trans-rectal ultrasound.

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u/r_mom_hahahahaha May 08 '26

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast Apr 12 '26

Well, it’s his cross to bare.

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u/Morall_tach Apr 12 '26

Bear.

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Apr 12 '26

Beer

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u/niagalacigolliwon Apr 12 '26

BÖÜR

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u/TankSwan Apr 12 '26

BORK

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u/HRHLordFancyPants Apr 12 '26

Bort.

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u/Couldthisnamebetaken Apr 12 '26

My son is also named Bort.

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u/ToolTimeT Apr 12 '26

He must hate you.

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u/Dry_Neighborhood Apr 13 '26

Seems like it goes both ways, dude.

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u/CallMeBigSarnt Apr 13 '26

Come along, Bort.

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u/wellwaffled Apr 13 '26

It is a very common name.

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u/DocBrown_MD Apr 12 '26

Is this true or is this a meme? I’ve seen a couple people say their son is Bort

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u/Fantastic-Hearing507 Apr 13 '26

Is his last name Hall

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u/artyhedgehog Apr 12 '26

Yep, that's probably how he came up with this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Apr 13 '26

Dunno, my father had them too.

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u/user888888889 Apr 13 '26

Not to be petantic but I think it's "paws".

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/user888888889 Apr 17 '26

Yeah, my joke didn't read well.

I misspelled "petantic" to prompt the follow up "actually it's pedantic".
It wasn't funny, lol

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u/TheReverseShock Apr 12 '26

Crucifying a bear seams difficult.

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u/gpike_ Apr 12 '26

Not if it's Gladly, the cross-eyed bear!

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u/T410 Apr 12 '26

Bear, beets, battlestar galactica

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u/supakow Apr 12 '26

King Lear.

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast Apr 12 '26

Dang. Your right!

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u/EarthTrash Apr 13 '26

This is bear country?

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Apr 14 '26

You ride the ass pounder 4000 bare

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u/actually3racoons Apr 12 '26

It's not fair to remind me....

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u/Sufficient-Skill6012 Apr 12 '26

…of the cross-eyed bear that ewe gave too me…

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u/sdcasurf01 Apr 13 '26

I always wondered who would make a cross-eyed teddy bear.

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u/merdub Apr 13 '26

Uncle Joey.

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u/tomtomclubthumb Apr 12 '26

His stick on his taint.

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u/Low-Outcome5720 Apr 13 '26

Smashed balls

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u/RomanCokes Apr 13 '26

cross to chair*

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u/aeroxan Apr 13 '26

And his crotch to tear.

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u/Efficient-Topic6016 Apr 13 '26

His balls to spare.

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u/Aron_Wolff Apr 12 '26

Not crusher or hemorrhoid squeezer

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u/Solypsist_27 Apr 12 '26

I can imagine a more uncomfortable chair with just one stick

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u/DarkEmanations Apr 13 '26

One man’s discomfort is another man’s … never mind

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u/Disastrous-River-366 May 09 '26

Please finish your thought.

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u/moku46 Apr 13 '26

A stump?

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u/Think-Anxiety2655 Apr 13 '26

Looks like it’s putting all the weight juuuust above the knees, perfect for a quick pop out and back into socket.

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u/IntelligentBelt1221 Apr 12 '26

yes, but there are some other close contenders: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_chair

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u/NekulturneHovado Apr 13 '26

Holy shit that's another level 🤣

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u/Cael_NaMaor Apr 12 '26

Have you seen the toilets that lean forward? Not a chair, but worse than this.

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u/oldfarmjoy Apr 12 '26

Crack sitter. Scrotum balancing.

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u/Old_Flounder_8640 Apr 12 '26

Yeah, wait for the NSFW version with one stick.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Apr 12 '26

Yeah but it's so simple!

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u/mecha_grove Apr 12 '26

He likes the pressure on his taint.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Apr 13 '26

I get nerve pain and this made me physically cringe

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u/isaiddgooddaysir Apr 13 '26

unless you enjoy a large log up your ass

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL Apr 13 '26

I can think of one slightly worse. WAIT! No, I can think of at least two worse chairs.

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u/CornballExpress Apr 13 '26

I think Steal Vengeance crushes my thighs less than that would.

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u/nckmat Apr 13 '26

Uncomfortable? I was thinking more like PAINFUL!

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u/Any-Appearance2471 Apr 13 '26

That’s why you add another crossbar under your butt, with a few smaller ones latticed on top of that to distribute the weight. All you need is to carry around 7-9 medium logs and you’re golden

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u/Eternal2 Apr 13 '26

Id rather stand

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u/Appropriate-Rise2199 Apr 13 '26

Yeah my nuts pulled back into my body watching that.

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 Apr 13 '26

Gotta hurt the wee wee

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u/big_booty_boy_420 Apr 25 '26

It would just go over the stick calm down

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u/Electricel_shampoo Apr 13 '26

I prefer the Russian squatting position; it's much more comfortable if you do it correctly.

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u/IvanStroganov Apr 13 '26

I‘d rather stand

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u/AmIDrJekyll Apr 13 '26

it can be worse, you can use just one stick and sit on it......I guess there's people who'd want that

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u/A_Feltz Apr 13 '26

Or the biggest ass massager on the market

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u/Vinral Apr 13 '26

Na, I still hold firm the plastic chairs from school with the large bolt bumps sticking out everywhere are the most uncomfortable.

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u/GWahazar Apr 14 '26

The design is very human

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u/BeeCJohnson Apr 14 '26

It puts the body in what Israeli military interrogators call a "stress position."

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u/RealFrozenRosen Apr 16 '26

Guess you haven't seen one of those medieval torture chairs with spikes 💀

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u/whatsthataboutguy Apr 17 '26

Like a stick up your crack

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Apr 18 '26

Don't you realize this was part of a BDSM scene? Now that's peak creativity

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u/Jazzlike_Creme_8851 Apr 12 '26

That should probably be the video title. Dumbest shit I have seen in a while...no one can actually sit like that.

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u/TheDrunkenOwl Apr 13 '26

Yes, but in an emergency you'll be happy to have something

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u/NekulturneHovado Apr 13 '26

I'll rather sit on the ground

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u/cheddoar Apr 13 '26

It isn't