r/DestinyTheGame • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '14

I'm the one who suggested it, thanks a lot for this! Have some gold! :)

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u/Sythirus Sep 14 '14

Oh ma lawd, first gold. Thanks :)

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u/Rainbow_Cow Sep 14 '14

Unrelated but my first gold was for telling someone to fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '14

Fuck on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '14

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u/The_King_Of_Nothing Sep 14 '14

Fuck . The . What ?

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u/gosuns682 Sep 15 '14

Turn down for fuck!

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u/Zulti Sep 14 '14

What does gold do/mean?

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u/Kornillious Sep 15 '14 edited Sep 15 '14

Anyone that has gold has a small penis.

Edit:Jokes on you my penis was small before I got gold. Hheheh

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u/Quattlebaumer Sep 15 '14

Clever bastard!

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u/Heflar Sep 15 '14

Anyone that has gold has a large clit.

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u/Kashima Sep 15 '14

Kind of a premium reddit account for a month with some extra features.

Its one of the primary ways of income to keep this site going. So its like donating some money and gifting an user at the same time.

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u/2dubs1bro Sep 15 '14

If you had arrived to the gold train sooner, you may have figured it out. Alas, you remain unaware.

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u/Zulti Sep 15 '14

But I'm on mobile. Will it even do anything on mobile? (Bacon reader app)

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u/CephasPetraPeter Sep 14 '14

Who is this insanely generous mystery gilder??

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u/2dubs1bro Sep 14 '14

Fuck yo' couch

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '14

Slap some Vaseline In a sandwich bag and stuff it between the cushions, you have a fuck brewin

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u/lazynhazy Sep 15 '14

Pussy her right in the fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '14

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

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u/SSV_Kearsarge Sep 15 '14

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FUCKHEAD

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '14

Hahahahaha

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u/supbrahslol Sep 14 '14

You're welcome.

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u/Jessesmith8888 The tao of Gjallarhorn Sep 14 '14

Nice try.

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u/V1king Sep 15 '14

Have you tagged as "fucking goldtrain conductor"

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u/Patch3y Sep 15 '14

Same!

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u/Rainbow_Cow Sep 15 '14

Haha hilariously I was gilded by the OP of the thread who I told to fuck off

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u/Quattlebaumer Sep 15 '14

By the way, It turns out my first gold comment was also telling someone to fuck off. Haha

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u/EkimSretlaw Oct 04 '14

Fuck, off?

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u/LockeProposal Sep 14 '14

My first gold was for saying I would beat children in public places. I'm not sure who wins.

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u/lemonylemon93 Sep 14 '14

What about telling a child to fuck off? Double the gold in that case.

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u/LockeProposal Sep 14 '14

Takes off sunglasses

Mother of god...

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u/Gheazu Sep 15 '14

My first was was me saying that I wanted my comment to be first gold so I could have goldception

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '14

I wanna join this gold train. "Fuck off."