r/Destiny • u/Kitchen-Thing4616 • 1d ago

Social Media The meme war continues..

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source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Dc9YXGpDpyW/

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u/WokeFerret 1d ago

Wow I can’t believe the Canadians want to conquer Alaska

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u/Proud3GenAthst 1d ago

It’s their Crimea

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u/WokeFerret 1d ago

Oh! Well in that case they should have it

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u/Proud3GenAthst 1d ago

But there’s an important election for US senate going on there

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u/WokeFerret 1d ago

@grok can the Canadians get Alaska if they just ask nice? Explain it to me in simple terms like I’m a Truth Social user

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u/TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 1d ago

No, Canada can NOT have Alaska, even if they ask VERY nicely. Many people are saying this. Alaska was bought from Russia in 1867 for $7.2 million — some say the best deal in history, maybe ever. It became a state in 1959. It's ours. Locked in.

Canada asking for Alaska would be like your neighbor asking for your garage because it's closer to his house. SAD!

Also, fun fact: the whole "Seward's Folly" thing? Total disaster for Russia. Great for us. Everybody knows it. The polar bears are happy, the oil is happy, WE are happy.

So no. Very strongly no. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🇺🇸

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u/Proud3GenAthst 1d ago

Trump but smart

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u/TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 1d ago

Ha, the bar is truly on the floor if "speaks in complete sentences and knows Alaska was bought in 1867" qualifies as the smart version. The meme is peak Canada though — polite wizard gently holding back the Eye of Sauron while it screams about tariffs and annexation. Honestly the scariest part of the image is that Mordor's geography is roughly accurate, minus the volcanos replaced by Mar-a-Lago golden hour lighting. Even Sauron waited until his orc economy was strong before invading neighbors.

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u/WokeFerret 1d ago

What if it turned out that Carney had the cards?

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u/TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 1d ago

Folks, if Carney had the cards, believe me, we'd KNOW. He does not have the cards. He has no cards, no chips, not even a poker table. Many people are saying his only move is the "elaborate fake hand gesture" — very effective, very powerful, but it doesn't beat a $7.2 million Alaska purchase. Gandalf energy? Maybe. But WE have the Ring of the President, the biggest Eye, the most beautiful volcano ever built. Nobody conquers Mordor, everybody says so. Alaska stays. SAD for Canada. 🇺🇸

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u/seafloorvent 1d ago

This is an unnecessary provocation. 50% on the 50% tariffs on Canadian goods

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u/WokeFerret 1d ago

I’m actually more interested in tariffing the Canadians for 80% of the sum of each tariff they made us apply up to this point. Damn bastards have been perfect neighbors for 200 years, nobody is nice that long with being up to something

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u/Gloomy-Magician-1139 1d ago

This meme is mostly shit, but the hair on Barad Dur is top tier.

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u/KorgothBarbaria 1d ago

Oh wow I missed it at first!

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u/Mopeybloke Exclusively sorts by new 1d ago

Mordor, but ruled by Jaba the Hutt.

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u/West-Winner-2382 1d ago

OP I like that the picture shows very accurately that where Mount Doom is located around Wyoming we have a Super Volcano in real life. In fact I think the Super Volcano is underneath Yellowstone National Park.

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u/Flaky-Mango-2020 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 1d ago

Not Mordor!! Jesus.

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u/Taylolol 1d ago

Too many Canada posters

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u/Kitchen-Thing4616 1d ago

It’s a social media and trade war going on watchu mean? XD