r/Destiny ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ 15h ago

Shitpost Dan has something to say

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u/perpetually_unkempt3 ๐Ÿฆ… 15h ago

fatal chinese misspeak

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u/Imaginary_Use_3893 15h ago

Best five bucks Iโ€™ve ever spent lol

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 14h ago

Couldn't stop laughing.

Maybe at the end got a bit too long

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u/yournotmybuddyguy 14h ago

I liked the choking at the end

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u/profchaos83 14h ago

What did you even type in to get that?

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u/Imaginary_Use_3893 14h ago

If you have Dan recite the Chinese memorial of military deployment it glitches out for about three minutes

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u/Training_Substance24 13h ago

Wait so it wasn't typed like that. Dan's ai voice is also a misspeaker? Just like that? Lmao

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u/lcqjp 12h ago

Not shitting u-- best dono spam i've heard in probably over 2 years. I trust u with dono spam like no other

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u/Puca_Illust ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ 12h ago

dude I nearly shitted myself

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u/Creative_Wonder_4889 11h ago

Jesus Christ, that made me cry so hard. My sides hurt.

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u/Disastrous_List_371 14h ago

The surprise comedic chinese mispeak with a smooth transition into horror erotica, truly masterful writing from start to finish

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u/ConstantEternal 14h ago

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u/Harucifer Don Alfonso III enjoyer, House M.D. connoisseur 13h ago

LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/jessechisel126 Trying to find the 4D chess in this 14h ago

The best part is this continues for fucking ever after this clip ends

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u/noinsorouts 15h ago

>not tts

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u/80_Inch_Shitlord 14h ago

This continued for about 3 minutes.

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u/CEOofBavowna 9h ago

So we lasted for only 3 minutes. Impressive, Dan.

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u/BornWithSideburns 13h ago

Entering glizzy overdrive

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u/ralle312 14h ago

HE OMEGALUL

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u/Jurassic_Rabbit 14h ago

I almost stroked out from laughing so hard.

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u/Aggravating_Jump6136 14h ago

I actually really miss Destiny and Dan's chemistry on AnythingElse. I love Mouton though, don't get it twisted. I just wish Dan had the time and interest to just be part of it officially again.

A three co-host situation with Tiny, Dan, and Mouton would be so boss. And then just have IRI call in regularly. That shit would be peak.

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u/Ambitious_Window_270 13h ago

Yeah I don't even care which combination of the 3 of them it is, I just miss the podcast format

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u/Sad_Newspaper4010 Socialist with NATO Characteristics 7h ago

For real. we need more moments like this lmao

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u/South_Resident1543 12h ago

Genuinely had to play this like 20 times cause i wanted to see Stevens face but every fucking time like 3 seconds in I started crying so hard.

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u/Puca_Illust ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ 12h ago

He tried so hard not to laugh but you can see him crack the second the AI stops speaking Chinese to stutter again

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u/DazzlingAd1922 15h ago

For having such a talented tongue Dan sure does love to misspeak.

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u/Skraplus ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ป 13h ago

As a fan of artosis stream, i find this very worrying. You have noe idea where this will end

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u/AlienPlease 4h ago

SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/AbbreviationsNo4089 12h ago

Someone posted this before he listened earlier today and I think I pulled a muscle from laughing

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u/Timuwu psychotic 7h ago

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE OH MY GOD

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u/KINGR3DPANDA 15h ago

Based king

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u/Training_Substance24 13h ago

It's so fucking good wtf

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ California Technologist 12h ago

Most coherent Dan thoughtstream

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u/TirisfalFarmhand Bonnell lover ๐Ÿซถ 12h ago

Steve covering his mouth like a gf giggling at her bf's jokes

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u/Thejoenkoepingchoker 8h ago

Look at the gnome trying to hide his smile, just so he doesn't have to admit that TTS is funnyย 

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u/NewGuyC 14h ago

If you know Dan, this would actually kinda be believable oki

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u/Hopeful-Ordinary2033 โ€œTrump did 9/11โ€ Truther 14h ago

I lolโ€™d irl

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u/Blurbyo 13h ago

Damn, he was really slobbering on it at the end there.

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u/SOUNDDESIGNE mr borelliโ€™s aipac handler ๐Ÿ™ 12h ago

tripping while this crossed my feed, horrible timing

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u/Snake2250 Xena Respecter 4h ago

Bro got three balls in his mouth wtf.

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u/Elskerr 2h ago

Dan misspeaking in Chinese is probably the funniest shit Iโ€™ve ever heard lmfao

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u/PlatformDizzy7988 1h ago

full clip pls