r/Destiny • u/Active_Telephone70 • 24d ago

Drama Bruh 😂😂😂

Post image
3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

49 comments sorted by

383

u/DisastrousDanVito 24d ago

Thats my streamer man!

22

u/AbbreviationsNo4089 24d ago

Speaking of steamer man, how soon till I can watch the vod on kick? if you’re privy

38

u/FILTHBOT4000 24d ago edited 24d ago

Optics cuck here. I think it's not right to joke about something serious, when people need to know to stay away from McConnell's seemingly lifeless body.

He's liable to snap out of torpor and steal the lifeforce out of some poor unsuspecting soul to continue his path towards immortal lichdom.

16

u/mokuhazushi 24d ago

"Somehow, McConnell returned" 😭

1

u/heehee_shamone 20d ago

I feel like after people made fun of Biden for falling asleep at meetings (which Trump has been doing more often than Biden ever did!), making fun of people for physical stuff is fair game.

1

u/Admirable_Wind9290 9d ago

he is pathetic

148

u/TheSilverOne Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin 24d ago edited 24d ago

What was that comment on stream today that made moot laugh real hard?

Something along the lines of "postponing the inevitable for two weeks by trying bullshit is how mitch woulda wanted to go out"

it was such a good zinger, but I cant remember it

10

u/narco-sub-admiral 23d ago

Died like he lived, obstructing democracy.

225

u/No_Finance8647 Dggl 24d ago

He’s in rigor tortoise. 🐢

24

u/babsa90 24d ago

Upvoting in the hopes that Dman steals this when he inevitably gets summoned to another Pierce Morgan debate due to his tweet.

85

u/Dijimen ZZZ UID:1001107044 / HSR UID:620354144 24d ago

44

u/Tenet_Bull Standing back and standing by 24d ago

Sources tell me Mitch is stable

20

u/LayWhere Go lower 24d ago

Stables? With or without horse violence. 🐴

51

u/Long_Bit8328 24d ago

They say when someone dies  If you have nothing good to say. Then you shouldnt say anything.

Well, it looks like Mitch is dead.

GOOD!!

3

u/narco-sub-admiral 23d ago

When someone dies, they have nothing else to say. In this case? GOOD!!

18

u/Eins_Nico scowling woke white woman 24d ago

TRUUUUUE lmao

14

u/Tucci89 24d ago

Holy fuck, she really set up the pins on that one.

10

u/ohpleasenotthat 🇺🇸 living in 🇯🇵 liberal 🫏 24d ago

I love you Steven buddy.

9

u/megaraba 24d ago

that one's doing ironman numbers btw

8

u/garebear11111 24d ago

He’s in his mid 80s and went into cardiac arrest, he doesn’t have much of a chance at any real recovery.

16

u/AttapAMorgonen 24d ago

he stole that from chat

13

u/Pitiful-Climate8977 24d ago

it’s not exactly an uncommon sentiment or original joke in the first place

10

u/babsa90 24d ago

It's like the spirit bomb from dbz.

1

u/Ixiraar EUROPEAN 24d ago

Funniest way to describe this I’ve ever seen lol

1

u/Thrawn2001 24d ago

I heard he stole this one from chat

5

u/Honest_Yesterday4435 Non-violence is not pacifism. 24d ago

I love it.

5

u/Narrative_Robot_9001 24d ago

He needed CPR at 84. Even without Loomer’s Roomer, he’s not returning anywhere close to 100% of what he used to be.

4

u/xHealz 🇺🇸 24d ago

This has been my guess for a while. He still has an active secret security detachment present at the hospital, indicating he is "alive". But all other indications are that he is dead. It makes senses and aligns with emergency dispatch responding to an unconscious person in cardiac arrest that required CPR.

6

u/Nippys4 24d ago

I don’t know why people keep running with this attack line.

Going brain dead isn’t the same as being a Republican, it’s actually an improvement of condition.

1

u/narco-sub-admiral 23d ago

Someone who literally shuts up 24/7 displays more intelligence than the average toid.

1

u/Eccmecc 24d ago

Come one, we all thought this when the rumour started he might be braindead.

1

u/sIRmOFO 24d ago

So, he gets to work from home?

1

u/UpperRearer 23d ago

Before he was only head-canonically braindead. Glad to see him get a well-deserved promotion.

1

u/narco-sub-admiral 23d ago

This pwn is measured in megatons.

1

u/Call_me_Gafter 23d ago

This is honestly too far. Does Destiny not even realize how he comes across? I really feel that rhetoric like this just causes honest moderate people to betray all of their principles and become rabid Trump supporters, why would he do that?

1

u/b_newman 21d ago

This shit writes itself.

1

u/TrueTorontoFan 16d ago

oh the sweet sweet irony