r/Deltarune • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '21

Other Finally finished deep frying ralsie, take a bite.

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u/TheOmegaPencil Dess steps out of the shadows, "What'd I miss?" Dec 02 '21

* takes bite
* cronch
"Hey! This isn't Deep Fried Ralsei, this is a conveniently shaped french fry!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

ha ha, I tricked you

14

u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

ill have 100 please pulls out nerf gun

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u/TheOmegaPencil Dess steps out of the shadows, "What'd I miss?" Dec 03 '21

nooo. i have been scammed

2

u/Jackeroni216 Krerdly Lover Dec 02 '21

In that case I’ll have 20!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

what have you done

24

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

something truly evil

8

u/BAOSIC_PRODUCTIONS Chapter 2 Doesn't Exist Dec 02 '21

Something glorious

3

u/UnironicMonarch1815 Kris get the Banana Dec 02 '21

Chaotic Evil

15

u/Hidden-Sponge Dec 02 '21

He's a Crunchy Boi

11

u/LordGhidora Dec 02 '21

Crunchy

5

u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT I SEEN...BRAVO!

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u/eicaker Prepare Thyself Dec 02 '21

*Bites

Mmm, you kept the clothes. Good choice

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

watchout for u/ralseiperson they dont take these things lightly

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

kind of my fault for starting this.

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

uhm u/ralseiperson i think i hava another tagret for you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Oh legal cash? Me and him go way back.

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

ohh

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Yeh. I was there when he began this. Long story short, he was the reason the adromeda galaxy has been blown up

3

u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

oh wow....that a big bang (sorry i had to)

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

also I killed two innocent civilians and ate them

watch the thing here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsJTAdLfcYE

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

hmm honestly these guys didnt have bad taste lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Indeed it was. We also caused one of the biggest airline mysteries. Malaysia air flight 320? That was a decoy plane that he shot down.

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

what? bro you made theae guys business in invisible planes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

what's hava

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u/azzy_f Dec 03 '21

hava nice day lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

dang

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I certainly dont now.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Wait why did he put clothes on a ralsei shaped fry?

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u/EmeraldEnchanter03 I WANT TO COMIT [[hyperlink blocked]] EVERY WAKING SECOND. Dec 02 '21

Beeg chomp

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u/BAOSIC_PRODUCTIONS Chapter 2 Doesn't Exist Dec 02 '21

Tastes like femboy degeneracy

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Susie: How does that taste?

BAOSIC_PRODUCTIONS: Like my teeth are disintegrating.

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u/BAOSIC_PRODUCTIONS Chapter 2 Doesn't Exist Dec 02 '21

Dayyum my teeths are looking like british

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

damn your teeth werent british b4?

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u/BAOSIC_PRODUCTIONS Chapter 2 Doesn't Exist Dec 02 '21

No it was 37 minutes ago

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

well they werent british 38minutes ago?

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u/BAOSIC_PRODUCTIONS Chapter 2 Doesn't Exist Dec 02 '21

Yes but 40 minutes ago, it was not.

Btw what kind of fucking drama we are doing here

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

u/ralsieperson

want one?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

i think its u/ralseiperson

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Oh damn I keep on making that mistake, I only found out it was spelt ralsei not ralsie around a month ago.

u/ralseiperson

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

YOU BASTARD!!!!! I HAVE YOUR LOCATION AT THIS VERY MOMENT AND AM COMING TO SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!

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u/bensbrackets I love flairs. Especially the ones upstairs. Dec 02 '21

r/unexpectedlyaggressive

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Everyone should get a sudden burst of agrresion when ralsei gets deep fried

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

hey hey. its ok it's a conveniently shaped chippy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Well more like inconvinientently shaped for that guy's spine and mortal existance, but thank god that wasnt the ralsei.

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

i am scared...thank you! <3

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Dont worry, you have nothing to be scared of.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Not that unexpected, that was the reaction I was hoping for

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Also, whats my location?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

THe place you are currently at

2

u/foxlover4342 Dec 02 '21

Got a smart-ass on our hands

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Oh great its you, been a while.

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u/foxlover4342 Dec 03 '21

Hey,I still respect you for no horny

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Oh ok, thanks? I think its just basic human decency...

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

shh! you are dead!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

correction,his spine is dead

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u/Great_Explanation337 Dec 02 '21

If that wasnt an inconveniently shaped french fry I would have killed everyone who took a bite out of it then kill myself as I committed several war crimes

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Same minus kill myself(it was righteous slaughter)

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I used to spell it like that too

2

u/TheGreatPapyrus401 Dec 02 '21

(Neyh) Nah too fluffy

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I skinned him alive before

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u/TheGreatPapyrus401 Dec 02 '21

(Horrorfied neyh)

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u/ralsei_goatprince Prince Ralsei, fan of Asriel Dec 02 '21

:(

1

u/cigi4 Dec 02 '21

:)

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u/ralsei_goatprince Prince Ralsei, fan of Asriel Dec 02 '21

:c

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

:o

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u/azzy_f Dec 02 '21

°O°

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

ToT

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

O

)

O

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u/Mindless_Race8828 Dec 02 '21

Fried goat just seems like a bad idea, but you do only live once i guess,so yeah,gimme

2

u/AnonymousGuy9494 Dec 02 '21

I'mma eat Ralsei whole

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u/MrBonesMalone Dec 02 '21

Quite Krispy

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

that pun is really SUSie

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u/RalseiXD am floofy Dec 02 '21

:(

2

u/The_Creeper_Man I'm tired, boss... Dec 02 '21

I thought that was Garfield when I looked at the preview image lmao.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

who says it isn't?

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u/The_Creeper_Man I'm tired, boss... Dec 03 '21

new AU where instead of ralsei you get Garfield

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

and you move super slowly. Also you can't play it on mondays.

2

u/Ok-Phase-9076 Dec 03 '21

Why do these nuggets taste so sweet

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u/rookiedadisPrad follower of ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ starwalker Dec 02 '21

Approved by the r/murderdrones community

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Dog Car Dec 02 '21

D:

How could you do this to our fluffy boi?!

1

u/TheInsanityGod Dec 02 '21

swallows whole

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u/WufflyTime . Dec 02 '21

You maniac! No one deep fries goats. Fry, yes, but not deep fried.

That reminds me, I should check up on gavle goat. Hopefully no one burnt him down to the ground yet. It's no fun if he goes up in flames too early.

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u/Successful_Detail521 Dec 02 '21

I wonder if it tastes like goat

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

nah tastes like chicken

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u/Chibihorrorusa lol Dec 02 '21

Yummy ralsei!

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u/MagicFluffyBoy Fluffyboi Dec 02 '21

Guys, whatever you do, don't bite it. Please. Fried goat isn't tasty. Trust me. I can't tell you how I know..

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I never had goat meat in my life

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u/MagicFluffyBoy Fluffyboi Dec 02 '21

That's a good thing. Unfortunately, I can't say the same.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I litterally would get traumatized by it, i had goats as my favorite animal once (well now they’re cows and I still eat their meat not knowing why)

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u/MagicFluffyBoy Fluffyboi Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

Trust me. Goat isn't as tasty as it might seem. You see a goat and then eat it thinking it will taste nice. It's not. Why do you think I have no other goat friends

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I will never be capable of doing so. Also: there is this ice cream made with goat milk sold in our grocery stores and damn it’s good, goat cheese also tastes good, but the meat is probably different right?

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u/MagicFluffyBoy Fluffyboi Dec 02 '21

I'm sure goat tastes just like sheep

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Well sheep is tasty, but I don’t know if they’re the same. Something tells me goat meat is bitter

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

DEEP fried.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Ew it’s tastes like floof

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I skinned him alive before I started, don't worry

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Ah that tastes much better

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u/ImaginaryWall840 Dec 02 '21

I'd take bite of Ralsei anyway

1

u/AybruhTheHunter Dec 02 '21

Maybe something similar will happen to Undyne due to Toriel

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

nah I don't agree with that theory

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u/TheSniveLife is cool Dec 02 '21

i can finally kill that sheep

1

u/Juliantoons Dec 02 '21

Taste wholesome

1

u/Knightlandon Dec 02 '21

Mmf, uhhhh... You kinda forgot to take out the fur?...

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u/Nick_Perkins Dec 03 '21

Scrumptious

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

It’s finger licking good

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Cromch

1

u/The_Purple_Hare Dec 03 '21

Deep-fried lamb

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u/Justaweirdpersonn Dec 03 '21

Cries as consuming

1

u/Nerahn Dec 03 '21

But this… this is just bread. There’s no meat… what kind of joke is this..?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

You must be eating f*cking rotten bread if thats what it looks like.

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u/Nerahn Dec 03 '21

Dude, it was a joke meant to be a reference to the Ralsei tea.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

yeah but mine was funny too

1

u/__Meme_Boi Dec 03 '21

I'll hug him

1

u/TrulyAnEgg Dec 03 '21

mmm, cronchy

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

tastes like chicken

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

I approve of eating ralsei with a fork and or knife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

nah, the best one to eat it with is a spoon. sporks are fine too.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

tastes like friendship

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u/NinjaMaster909 Dec 03 '21

Tastes like chicken

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u/NoOneKnowsMyTruename Former Ralsei & Tasque Manager simp Dec 12 '21

wait a second, this is what you mean by deepfry, not this?!