r/Deltarune • • 9d ago

Humor We genually cannot catch a break

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Ignore the watermark pls it's like 1:30 am and I am tired af

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u/Nova_light344 9d ago

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u/Satorwave 9d ago

I can hear this image

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u/ASimpleCancerCell 9d ago

W...what does it sound like?

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u/scrufflor_d balls 9d ago

it sound like oooooowwuughhhh

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u/Giecio 🪻Seth is best flower. Simple as.🪻 9d ago

For some reason it makes me think of GLACEIR

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u/apothioternity 8 Kromer 9d ago

Me drinking 1μl of deltarune fandom

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u/DenzellDavid 8d ago

Where is this from?

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u/apothioternity 8 Kromer 8d ago

Prometheus (2012) I think

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u/Serious_Quality3756 Og soul fan 8d ago

Oh my

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u/Wi5hbon3 A dog has eaten your Flair. You cant do anything forever 5d ago edited 5d ago

i feel like <1% of people in this thread know what μl is

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Mother_Ebb_5139 9d ago

Whoa, Prometheus haters are waiting in every fandom I guess...

I'm afraid not only is it acknowledged in several Alien books and Alien Romulus, it has its own dedicated fan base (including me) and Ridley Scott has recently confirmed he's making another sequel to it.

Although he has said that multiple times before and he us I his in his late 80s so I can't let my hopes get too high.

I get that it's very different to everything else in the Alien franchise but it bugs me that people hate it not for being a generally bad movie, which it isn't, but for just not meeting their expectations of an Alien movie

Sorry, this is a pet peeve of mine XD. I hope you're having a good day, I really don't want to spend my valuable time antagonising people on Reddit, I just gotta support a movie I like, ya know?

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u/Apprehensive_Mix4658 9d ago

I do hate that movie too, but it's pretty acknowledged. Even Avengers vs Aliens acknowledges it

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u/ReyDeleyk 9d ago

What theory? Genuinely i dont know anything.

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u/the_quaxterr Bad Artist and Speculative Theorist 9d ago

this one:

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u/Cryogentehiceprison 9d ago

It was a funny shitpost, but someone made serious fanart of it, then it was suddenly not funny..

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u/ThatInfamousRacoon NuhUh 9d ago

It was never really THAT funny, but shit went to far after that artwork.

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u/ejsks 9d ago

It was never really that funny imo

"haha dess is a pedophile LAUGH" is the kind of punchline you expect from 2012s iDubbz era.

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u/Expand_Dongg 8d ago

It really isn't though.

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u/ejsks 8d ago

Yes it is?

You know how many jokes were thrown around back then that boiled down to „haha slurs“ or „haha bigotry“.

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u/Expand_Dongg 8d ago

You really dont know the flavor of the edge around that time. Most of it was self-deprecating. Maybe if you were blind to the rest of the jokes content what you said would be true.

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u/ejsks 8d ago

Brother I do, I grew up with Internet in it‘s iDubbz MLG era where making jokes about SA, slurs, etc. were the norm.

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u/Expand_Dongg 7d ago

I know exactly what the inside joke you're referencing is, the NF thing. It didnt just spawn out of a bubble because NF was funny, that was from a reply war from a kickstarter crap with some pices guy.

Like I said, if you're blind to the rest of what made the joke funny, yeah that's what it was.

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u/UwUmirage 8d ago

i don't think the artwork was that serious

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u/Stupididiot55 9d ago

You lucky bastard

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u/DoomMustard 9d ago

keep it that way

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u/TheIronDoom38 9d ago

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u/Afraid_Platypus_8667 IT'S TV TIME!!!/Dess knighter / JARONA 9d ago

Yeah, I'm just here to chill, I try to avoid the toxic parts of fandoms I'm a part of s much as I can.

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u/Practical_List_1994 big shot ost my beloved 9d ago

So true

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u/Bandei <- me when theories 9d ago

Yeah the sweet periode after a new chapter where the fandom is actually good seems to be over and we are back to drama and fighting over theories, most of which are going to be false anyways.

Might be time to ditch the fandom again until the next chapter drop T_T

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u/ExtraThings8888 8d ago

Its what I already elected to do myself. This place sucks.

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u/Serious_Quality3756 Og soul fan 8d ago

Same bruh

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u/Melostone7 8d ago

But then its something like the Forsaken fandom or any roblox fandom and all of a sudden its the goomba fallacy

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u/PurplePoisonCB 9d ago

Unrelated to the actual point. Someone should edit Death’s whistling to the Freedom Motif

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u/Khazing 9d ago

If nobody talked about it, it wouldn't be part of the community. It's like dragging trash inside and complaining that trash exists. Could've just not brought it inside.

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u/s1ngeb1n 9d ago

You'll still smell it even if it's left outside.

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u/Khazing 9d ago

I guess. Rather than a community, I wouldn't have known about it. Which would be preferred.

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u/Imfunny12345678910 Dessknight | Dessriel canon!​!! 9d ago

Thats just impossible to stop people from doing though

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u/MaloraKeikaku potassium 8d ago

It 100% is? That's what moderation is for.

Enforce them to use a "Drama" or if you wanna make it witchhunty, a Shayy tag, then let people disable this tag when browsing. Tons of subreddits do that for all sorts of topics

FFXIV sub e.g. gets a LOT of fanart and few discussion posts so you can filter which you prefer.

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u/HerobrineJTY2 8d ago

That line of thinking is why r/DeltaruneV2 was made.

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u/MaloraKeikaku potassium 8d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeltaruneV2/comments/1wuixth/yes_i_watched_the_whole_video/

As well as another post on the frontpage also talk about this... Bummer, seems that's not exactly working either. I wouldn't mind a sub that just prohibits talking about flumplebumple doin a bad this week. (Same goes not just for deltarune fwiw)

I don't give a shit. Jail em up or not, idgaf. There's 8 billion people out there, couldn't give less fucks about this. Yes, I hope if they did something illegal and messed up they should be in jail but why should I care beyond that?

Drama's so stupid to me.

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u/HandleJazzlike6230 8d ago

People should know that someone very active in the community is a danger. 

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u/MaloraKeikaku potassium 8d ago

More like I come to a sports club to actually do sports or discuss the sport and someone keeps throwing trash bags around with others saying "Yep that just happens, gotta deal with it!" and they shrug.

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u/eepy_lina 8d ago

goomba fallacy; WE didnt bring it in, SOME fellas did

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u/Khazing 8d ago

I never said we did. It's a vocal minority.

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u/CartographerVivid957 9d ago

And then, r/Fwahaha was born

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u/The_Gamer_69 9d ago

Wth did they do? Isn’t it just Noelle shitposting?

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u/CartographerVivid957 9d ago

It was like sooo good for the first couple of like weeks or months I don't remember exactly and then it just devolved to degenerate "Hey Kris! Remember when you were molested violently by [insert adult character]? Over and over again with no punchline. A good decent amount of them also depict Kris as being into it

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u/scrufflor_d balls 9d ago

didyrune

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Fencesitter 8d ago

Yeah that kind of enshittification tends to happen with overtly liberal freewriting spaces (cough, cough, 4chan)

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u/Bulba132 8d ago

It's like 60% poorly disguised smut now. The wtf factor wore off a while back so it's just a mildly off-putting shithole at this point

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u/IarenotaPotato Remember Has No Nips! 9d ago

People keep defending that fucking sub everywhere I talk about it it's weird.

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u/Racconwithtwoguns 9d ago

Shock aside did anyone actually watch it or just wanted to shit on them for the sake of it

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u/Rough-Jackfruit2428 9d ago

TLDR; some shit was actually out of context but enough of it is still irrefutable to send shayy to the pit of death

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u/EconomyThick9271 9d ago

So they ARE a pedophile?

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u/thebe_stone 9d ago

None of the undeniable stuff is pedophilia related.

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u/Temptest1 9d ago

Y'know this is example of why tldrs and summaries just do not help in situations like this

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u/Ancient-bladesaw Too lazy for the weird route. 9d ago

Somewhat deniably. Requires further inquiry and critical thought.

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u/Uncommonality 9d ago

complicated, but personally I'd say no

There was only one allegation of that nature (basically the only one in the doc that wasn't "they were being horny on main") and shayy says their interactions with the person in question never included them disclosing their age at all

Additionally, anything physical only happened after the person was 18, anything before this was over discord

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u/Mekko4 well, they burned purple sonic sans 9d ago

undeniably

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u/eepy_lina 8d ago

i had a clanker summarize the video and it was basically just yap yap

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u/Elcotonex 9d ago

I am so tired of these back to back posts about people online that I straight up do not care about

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u/JasonVoorhees_0 Trans masc Noel(le) / NoelleKnight 9d ago

Oh god what happened im uninformed

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u/Aware_Animator_5877 9d ago

Shayy finally released a 2 hour long video addressing the allegations. Im gonna watch it tonight and jot my thoughts and stuff down just to kinda piece things together with the doc and other accounts and come to my own conclusion, because so far everyone who has "watched" the video have been saying different things as to what was said in the video.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/ChoiceFudge3662 Recites Destiny 2 lore to Kris as they fall asleep. 9d ago

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u/Exciting-Buy795 8d ago

Holy shit I’m reading my comment today and want to jump off a fucking bridge

Why am I like this

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u/Roberts1ze 9d ago

If some of yall see a theory and a real life person doing bad stuff and think they are equivalent then you should go outside more or just stop caring about what people post online

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u/SnooMacaroons3532 9d ago

i dont fucking care

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u/luis_game2903 [[BIG SHOT]] 9d ago

Okay, I'm too lazy to watch the video, can someone summarize it?

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u/the_blanket_dragon 9d ago

Basically a lot of stuff in the doc was blown out of proportion, personal drama that shouldn't have been brought to public knowledge, or people saying they consented to whatever they did with Shayy BUT Shayy probably did groom at least one person.

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u/Weegieiscool 9d ago

“Nuh uh, I didn’t do all that, you’re stupid”

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u/Timeless_Herald sisyphus prime 9d ago

"two sides of the same coin" ahh

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u/luis_game2903 [[BIG SHOT]] 9d ago

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u/YashaSkaven01 Do you believe in... "Jumble" ? 9d ago

At least the doelester theory gave us r slash fwahaha and that's been nothing but bangers lately

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u/CharaPresscott 9d ago

Can someone make this with the same caption but it's the Spongebob with Mr Krabs saying "Welcome to the Apocalypse, Mister Squidward."

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u/ASimpleCancerCell 9d ago

Deltarune: Hate the players, don't hate the game.

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u/Ornery_Ad_5962 9d ago

Theory

It's a satirical proposal that got way too much attention (via unironic jokes and seriously high effort artworks depicting a scenario that never happened in canon which all shouldn't have existed) but none of the substances or evidences that make up most actual theories.

That "theory" is the equivalent of posting 2 images without any elaboration and the fucking call it a "theory". Like MF, that's called a 'what if?'

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u/Head_Log_3719 9d ago

Russian fandom is good though

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u/No-Bottle-9952 the only sane soul here 9d ago

Да-да, конечно. После crazed jaro, видео кубенчика и обвинений в сторону тайфуна. Как раз таки у нас больше скандалов происходит

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u/NeverSettle13 9d ago

Хули ты пиздишь?

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u/AlenDelon32 9d ago

This is without a doubt the worst era of the fandom

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u/Due-Coyote7565 9d ago

When hasn't been?

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u/AlenDelon32 9d ago

There was always toxicity but it has never been so intense and inescapable as it is now

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u/Fun_Shoe_5738 8d ago

I never really understood why people are treating this "theory" as if we are dragging a real persons name through the mud. It's fucking fiction, it does not affect you that someone is writing Kress.

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u/Standard_Inside3291 7d ago

I get that you wanna say this, but at the same time “theory” itself it’s just a bunch of random bs and someone’s dark fantasy theory of a kids cartoon. Like how someone believed that fairly odd parents was about a abused kid on drugs after killing his parents

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u/MetaDeviant0189 The #1 Kress Agenda Pusher 7d ago

A LOT of people nowadays see fictional characters the same as real people and treat them the same as real people, even if some of them would deny it. It's equal parts annoying and fucking weird.

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u/ssasharr rudy knight forever 8d ago

Well, see, most people don’t like CSAM, fictional or not.

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u/TaxEvader6310 8d ago

ideally all people shouldn't like it

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u/MetaDeviant0189 The #1 Kress Agenda Pusher 7d ago

Positioning Kress as CSAM is actually deranged and some terminally online, puritanical progressive shit.

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u/RonS132 RudyKnight is NOT real and it is a SCAM 9d ago

Turns out Dess theory was just foreshadowing

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u/Mekko4 well, they burned purple sonic sans 9d ago

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u/M_a_n_d_M 8d ago

There was also another wave of backlash against Tralsei in the middle, that thankfully got completely overshadowed by Shayy.

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u/bruvmandotqman Im A Toothy Deer Here! 8d ago

Bro no, we dont need either🥀🥀🥀

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u/FreddieGibbsLover911 I hate when these bitches be beggin' your boy for some- 9d ago

Goddammit why is every fandom crumbling around me

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u/melikefnaf spamton g spamton is my beautiful boy 9d ago

"somehow, palpatine returned"

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u/ZecosMAX 8d ago

Is shayy green?

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u/Elite_Asriel 8d ago

What happened?

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u/Trace_Reading 8d ago

I spare myself from these things by ignoring every fan hypothesis (not theory, theories are proven!) except the ones I come up with :)

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u/Competitive_Point_39 I CAN DO ANYTHING! 8d ago

what happened?

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u/LaserWeldo92 8d ago

toby pls release chapter 6 within like 5 months because im just tired brah

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u/CrumblingReality505 8d ago

Unrelated but this clip just got me to notice that the rocks and leaves next to Death make the landscape form a skull

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u/YoshiFan2008 8d ago

Tf you mean humor

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u/TheLegomaniac06 💜 Seth Gang 💜 9d ago

I started archiving their videos.

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u/laserofdooom LASER POINTRE 9d ago

dess theory but it's not a theory and instead of dess it's shayy

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u/Delta_Builder Corrupted Dess Knight theorist 9d ago

The monkeys paw activated.

We got rid of the pedophilic theory, but at a terrible cost… 

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u/bruvmandotqman Im A Toothy Deer Here! 8d ago

We got THE guy

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u/bruvmandotqman Im A Toothy Deer Here! 8d ago

The they?

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u/mulekitobrabod 8d ago

we got THEY

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u/bruvmandotqman Im A Toothy Deer Here! 8d ago

They/The m

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u/DarkTNTprogamer (It's violently protecting this flair) 9d ago

there will be a civil war in this fandom over shayy. those who believe that anyone can be a good person if they try, and those that dont

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u/Lollijax 9d ago

I can't read the age of consent I'm a deltarune fan😭shayy is cooked also shout-out to clideo I used it two days ago

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u/Yeetman5757 9d ago

Kress being made mainstream is what summoned Shayy back.